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legaleagle  31 Mar 17 9.21am |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
It is for me... So, you are a "knock out" with women?
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| bubble wrap Carparks in South East London 31 Mar 17 9.33am |
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Originally posted by Willo
My brother who is also in his 60s had been on his own in Australia for several years and to my knowledge never availed of an 'Online Dating' facility. One day he was in his local "bottle shop" and got talking to a chap about his goat 'Iris' and a lady who also had a goat butted in the conversation. My brother and this lady are getting married soon! Are they going to live in Ramsey Street?
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 Michaelawt85 Bexley 31 Mar 17 11.20am |
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They could open their own panamanian petting zoo.. ey James!
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 31 Mar 17 2.43pm |
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Originally posted by legaleagle
So, you are a "knock out" with women? I've been known to bang their brains out.
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 Part Time James 31 Mar 17 3.19pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
They could open their own panamanian petting zoo.. ey James! Are you flirting?
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| Ginger Pubic Wig Wickham de L'Ouest 31 Mar 17 3.23pm |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
Fornication, no, but believe he should take a 'Bombay Roll' if it is offered. Great now I've got 'what is a Bombay Roll' in my Google search history. Uncle Google knew me well. It was the 3rd auto complete option once I'd typed 'what is a bombay '
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| Apollofuzz On the edge of reason 31 Mar 17 3.49pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
Aussies call him "Jonno". They put an "O" after several words, for instance they call a garbage collector a "Garbo" and I know a chap named "Hudson" whom they call " Huddo". Maybe they call an 'Online Dating' website an "Onno" ? Edited by Willo (30 Mar 2017 10.16pm) Yoko Ono must present them a problem
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| elgrande bedford 31 Mar 17 4.03pm |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
Fornication, no, but believe he should take a 'Bombay Roll' if it is offered. We used to call it a "pearl necklace".
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| Pikester Worthing 31 Mar 17 4.26pm |
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Originally posted by 7mins
There's also another on the horizon, but she's 50... and likes Elvis. Can you clarify.... She likes Elvis... or She's like Elvis?
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| Part Time James 31 Mar 17 4.31pm |
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Originally posted by Pikester
Can you clarify.... She likes Elvis... or She's like Elvis? I agree. You don't want a woman dead on your toilet from a steak overdose.
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| Pikester Worthing 31 Mar 17 4.47pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I agree. You don't want a woman dead on your toilet from a steak overdose. I'm not that well endowed to be honest.
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eagleman13  On The Road To Hell & Alicante 31 Mar 17 6.38pm |
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Originally posted by steph_eagle
Surely 50 is a bit too young for you Jamie How very dare you..... I'll have you know I even like em from the age of 28!
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