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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 30 Mar 17 9.54pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

My brother who is also in his 60s had been on his own in Australia for several years and to my knowledge never availed of an 'Online Dating' facility.

One day he was in his local "bottle shop" and got talking to a chap about his goat 'Iris' and a lady who also had a goat butted in the conversation. My brother and this lady are getting married soon!

 

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Kermit8 Flag Hevon 30 Mar 17 9.59pm Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

My brother who is also in his 60s had been on his own in Australia for several years and to my knowledge never availed of an 'Online Dating' facility.

One day he was in his local "bottle shop" and got talking to a chap about his goat 'Iris' and a lady who also had a goat butted in the conversation. My brother and this lady are getting married soon!

Mehhh. You must be kidding.

 


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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 30 Mar 17 10.04pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Kermit8

Mehhh. You must be kidding.

Lol!

True story I can assure you.


 

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hedgehog50 Flag Croydon 30 Mar 17 10.06pm

Originally posted by Willo

My brother who is also in his 60s had been on his own in Australia for several years and to my knowledge never availed of an 'Online Dating' facility.

One day he was in his local "bottle shop" and got talking to a chap about his goat 'Iris' and a lady who also had a goat butted in the conversation. My brother and this lady are getting married soon!

What's your brother called, Bruceo?

 


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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 30 Mar 17 10.14pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by hedgehog50

What's your brother called, Bruceo?

Aussies call him "Jonno". They put an "O" after several words, for instance they call a garbage collector a "Garbo" and I know a chap named "Hudson" whom they call " Huddo". Maybe they call an 'Online Dating' website an "Onno" ?

Edited by Willo (30 Mar 2017 10.16pm)

 

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Ginger Pubic Wig Flag Wickham de L'Ouest 31 Mar 17 6.35am Send a Private Message to Ginger Pubic Wig Add Ginger Pubic Wig as a friend

Go in the date and find out exactly why the weird behaviour and report back. Where is your sense of curiosity dammit?

Then the committee members on this thread (I'm not on it but aspire to be one day) can advise next steps. No fornication with this one though until there's clarification on the weird behaviour.

 


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steph_eagle Flag Thornton Heath 31 Mar 17 7.29am Send a Private Message to steph_eagle Add steph_eagle as a friend

Originally posted by eagleman13

Can I have the 50yo.....

I like em younger

Surely 50 is a bit too young for you Jamie

 

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Midlands Eagle Flag 31 Mar 17 7.52am Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by steph_eagle

Surely 50 is a bit too young for you Jamie

They say that you're only as young as the girl you feel

 

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matt_himself Flag Matataland 31 Mar 17 8.01am Send a Private Message to matt_himself Add matt_himself as a friend

Originally posted by Ginger Pubic Wig

Go in the date and find out exactly why the weird behaviour and report back. Where is your sense of curiosity dammit?

Then the committee members on this thread (I'm not on it but aspire to be one day) can advise next steps. No fornication with this one though until there's clarification on the weird behaviour.

Fornication, no, but believe he should take a 'Bombay Roll' if it is offered.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 31 Mar 17 9.19am

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

They say that you're only as young as the girl you feel

Yet Jimmy Savile died of old age?

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 31 Mar 17 9.20am

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

A hammer is not a sex toy, Jamie.

It is for me...

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 31 Mar 17 9.21am

Originally posted by legaleagle

I've been out with several over the years...like Jamie says,well educated,generally v attractive, "deep",loyal...though also pretty "crazy"! Would do a lot for you though might wreak physical harm on you if you cheat!

But morals wise, certainly no worse than UK women (generalising,and,remember, not as if no "domestic" gold diggers around..) and thinking of them all as being after dosh is like saying all Brits moan and are snooty, or all asylum seekers are spongers...

Edited by legaleagle (30 Mar 2017 8.02pm)

Crazy is good, their is a fierceness to many Eastern European women that's just beautiful. I like a tempest more than a temptress.

 


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