If it was to happen, and i sincerely hope it does not, my hunch would be, we would install that loyal serpent, someone who we could rely upon to steer a sinking ship, and not jump and leave us in the lurch, one mr dougie freedman, cheaper than a real manager and loyal to a, umm, layal to a, err, anyway, careful what you wish for!

Indeed! But knowing us, nothing would suprise me!

He's too busy looking for the pockets in his shorts to run around

I expect I moved more than him when I went for a wee at half time

When we signed Benteke I was really excited. In his first season with us he looked really good. But, he has plummeted since then. Yes there is a good player in there and I have long said we should stick through his bad patch and he will come good. But that time has been and gone. There have been a few false dawns but the reality is now there is just too much baggage in his mind. Him and us need to call it quits and him to move on. He will probably come good somewhere with a fresh start.

Batshuayi should be given a run off 3/4 games with Wiif, then we will know if he is worth the money Chelsea want for him

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn