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 steph_eagle  Thornton Heath 30 Mar 17 7.22am |
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Originally posted by 7mins
Whoosh Please explain where the whoosh is?
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 matt_himself Matataland 30 Mar 17 7.51am |
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Has anyone on here tried a 'girlfriend experience' escort service?
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 30 Mar 17 8.03am |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
Has anyone on here tried a 'girlfriend experience' escort service? Matt I have never availed of such services nor driven round in a car around 'Bedford Hill' or the back streets of Streatham looking for 'Ladies of the night'.
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| matt_himself Matataland 30 Mar 17 8.27am |
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Originally posted by Willo
Matt I have never availed of such services nor driven round in a car around 'Bedford Hill' or the back streets of Streatham looking for 'Ladies of the night'. That was a very quick and unprovoked denial. Almost too quick...
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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| HeathMan Purley 30 Mar 17 8.38am |
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Originally posted by Willo
I have never availed of such services nor driven round in a car around 'Bedford Hill' or the back streets of Streatham looking for 'Ladies of the night'. That was a very quick and unprovoked denial. Almost too quick... I have heard that the local police were at one time providing souvenirs to visitors - in the form of a letter addressed to the keeper of the vehicle that was perceived to be moving too slowly.
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| Part Time James 30 Mar 17 9.25am |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
That was a very quick and unprovoked denial. Almost too quick... He's right Willo. I often stick up for you but who defends themselves against an allegation that hasn't been made? You're hiding something here, I'm sure of it. Edited by Part Time James (30 Mar 2017 9.25am)
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Kermit8  Hevon 30 Mar 17 9.39am |
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Yep. Definitely sounds like some manky luncheon vouchers could still be found in the pits of Willo's old wallet. You dirty sod. You dirty old man! You dirty b******! You dirty f***er! What a f***ing rotter.
sorry, willo.
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| Part Time James 30 Mar 17 10.09am |
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Interested in this girlfriend experience though. Is it possible to pay someone to be a friend for the day, perhaps come to the Palace, talk about t*ts, play a bit of Xbox then f**k off home?
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| Part Time James 30 Mar 17 10.10am |
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Oh and a look down her top would be good too as I'm paying for all this.
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collier row eagle  romford essex via another galaxy 30 Mar 17 10.17am |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
He's right Willo. I often stick up for you but who defends themselves against an allegation that hasn't been made? You're hiding something here, I'm sure of it. Edited by Part Time James (30 Mar 2017 9.25am) He is guilty as fcuk
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 30 Mar 17 10.52am |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Interested in this girlfriend experience though. Is it possible to pay someone to be a friend for the day, perhaps come to the Palace, talk about t*ts, play a bit of Xbox then f**k off home? Some of us do this on Saturdays for free
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| Kermit8 Hevon 30 Mar 17 10.54am |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Some of us do this on Saturdays for free No such thing as a free munch.
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