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nickgusset  Shizzlehurst 18 May 08 9.05pm |
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some books...
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 lanzarote ron East Grinstead 18 May 08 9.15pm |
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Doctor I think i'm the invisible man
When you're dead you don't know you're dead. It is difficult only for the others. It's the same when you're stupid. |
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| palaceeagles london 18 May 08 9.15pm |
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Doctor Doctor Iv got 59 seconds to live! -Ill be with you in a minute...
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| palaceeagles london 18 May 08 9.17pm |
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Knock KNock Knock Knock
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Don Rogers Tache  hanging around the local Taco Bell... 18 May 08 9.22pm |
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Doctor:'I,ve got some good news and some bad news!'
I know you are but what am I? |
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 18 May 08 9.38pm |
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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
When you're dead you don't know you're dead. It is difficult only for the others. It's the same when you're stupid. |
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 18 May 08 9.43pm |
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dr dr people keep ignoring me
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dendownunder  victoria 18 May 08 9.51pm |
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Whats big and red and eats rocks???
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 18 May 08 9.53pm |
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Q.What's the difference between Katie Price & a Kit-Kat A.You only get four fingers in a Kit Kat.
When you're dead you don't know you're dead. It is difficult only for the others. It's the same when you're stupid. |
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| Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 18 May 08 9.56pm |
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Q.What's green and smells of pork?
I know you are but what am I? |
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teejay61  The Cup of Sid 18 May 08 10.09pm |
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What do you call a man with seagulls on his head ? Cliff What do you call a man with no legs & no arms in a swimming pool ? Bob What do you call a man with no legs & no arms in a pile of autumn leaves ? Russell What do you call a girl who balances pints of lager on her head ? Beatrix What do you call a girl who balances pints of lager on her head, whilst playing snooker ? Beatrix Potter
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 18 May 08 10.44pm |
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Bloke goes to doctors with a lettuce up his a*se. Doctor says its just the tip of the iceberg.(groan)
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