A most amusing forecast. In fact I think I'll agree with you for the sake of joviality. Also that Roy will start Mateta who scores 3 of our 6 goals.

As usual, we'll be playing for the goalless draw. They can score but we won't so that says it all.

Denial is not just a river in Egypt

More fun to predict how many times we'll touch the ball in their box. I'll go for nine.

Or 4 if we somehow grab a lead or hang onto parity until late in the game.

If you want to live in a world full of kindness, respect and love, try to show these qualities.

I predict I won't be watching the game long if they play like they did yesterday.

One more point

Not hopeful for a win. Would just like to see us give them a game. Put some serious pressure on their defence. In reality 1-0 down after 10 minutes, a very dubious VAR decision against us, Luka red carded and 10 men behind the ball. Just glad I'm working Wednesday night.

The difficulty will be putting a different team out to the one that played last Monday and Sunday. The squad has to many injuries or players that are normally on the bench to put out a stronger 11 than the Fulham and Brighton matches. We have only 14 players to chose from at the moment. I can see Mitchell coming back in with Eze moving back to the left as PVA and Eze just doesn’t work. McCarthy will probably get a start as well which may mean Ayew being the lone striker which will give us a midfield middle 3 of Reidewald, Luka and McCarthy. Think we will lose by 2 or 3 nil but a lot will depend on how knackered the likes of Ward, Cahill and the other oldies are after recent (much to recent I should say) games?