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rob1969 Banstead Surrey 10 Oct 17 9.16am | |
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Who on here would book a hotel room costing £19 a night? (unless they only expected yo be in it for an hour or so!) Edited by rob1969 (10 Oct 2017 9.17am)
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becky over the moon 10 Oct 17 9.22am | |
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From her review..... "the floor rippled underneath our feet and the squeaks were....." Yes, love, with 17+ stone stomping about on them I expect they did.....
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palace_in_frogland In a broken dream 10 Oct 17 10.10am | |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
I’d just roll her in flour and fcuk the wet bits. Sorted.
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elgrande bedford 10 Oct 17 1.59pm | |
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Originally posted by .TUX.
I nominate 'elgrande' Ha ha,thanks mate,but on this occasion I will pass....ta anyway.
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elgrande bedford 10 Oct 17 2.00pm | |
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Originally posted by becky
From her review..... "the floor rippled underneath our feet and the squeaks were....." Yes, love, with 17+ stone stomping about on them I expect they did..... And the rest Becky..
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gambler Kent 10 Oct 17 2.35pm | |
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You can use the belly button of really fat birds. So I've been told.
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Mapletree Croydon 10 Oct 17 2.45pm | |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
p**** in v***** around time of ovulation can result in pregnancy Oh, that's how it works. In this case I suppose a couple of hours of random prodding with a p may eventually find a v.
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Mapletree Croydon 10 Oct 17 2.46pm | |
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jamiemartin721 Reading 10 Oct 17 2.55pm | |
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Originally posted by dannyh
Last spotted trying to scale the crack of her arse to freedom. I think he only exists in her mind, its actually some poor bloke who's just trapped in her orbit.
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jamiemartin721 Reading 10 Oct 17 2.58pm | |
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I think I'd rather not celebrate my anniversary, if the only option is staying in what looks like a cut price sex trafficking brothel run by a psychotic builder apprentice. At no point has anything ever been celebrated at that hotel, except maybe the suicide of a recently paroled sex offender.
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jamiemartin721 Reading 10 Oct 17 3.00pm | |
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Originally posted by rob1969
Who on here would book a hotel room costing £19 a night? (unless they only expected yo be in it for an hour or so!) Edited by rob1969 (10 Oct 2017 9.17am) I know a homeless guy, who stays in better for a tenner a night - and they throw in soup and a roll (Granted its a charity).
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Michaelawt85 Bexley 10 Oct 17 3.05pm | |
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Oh so that's what fanny batter is
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