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Stirlingsays 27 Sep 17 12.31pm
Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly My brain is stained by many shocking stories I've read whilst in the Doctor's waiting room. Your Starter for 10. This woman writes in. Her and her husband used to play this s3x game, where he'd come home from work at lunch and pretend to be a burglar and do the business on his wife. So she says one lunchtime a 'burglar' breaks in , blindfolds her and ties her up and does her doggy-style. At penetration, she realised this was not her husband, but does not protest. Her husband comes home later and apologises for missing their planned lunchtime session, but says a colleague told him there was a meeting scheduled, but strangely, no-one turned up. I think my husbands colleague has overheard our phone conversations and thought to 'get in on the action'. Do I tell my husband ? She only manages to identity him at penetration? He breaks in and then blindfolds her and it's at penetration? Sounds like a racy story the writer made up and wrote in. Oh i see....that's the point....I really should have read this kind of thing years ago....went a bit over my head. Edited by Stirlingsays (27 Sep 2017 12.38pm) 'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)
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Stirlingsays

27 Sep 17 12.31pm

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

My brain is stained by many shocking stories I've read whilst in the Doctor's waiting room.
Your Starter for 10.
This woman writes in. Her and her husband used to play this s3x game, where he'd come home from work at lunch and pretend to be a burglar and do the business on his wife.
So she says one lunchtime a 'burglar' breaks in , blindfolds her and ties her up and does her doggy-style. At penetration, she realised this was not her husband, but does not protest.
Her husband comes home later and apologises for missing their planned lunchtime session, but says a colleague told him there was a meeting scheduled, but strangely, no-one turned up.
I think my husbands colleague has overheard our phone conversations and thought to 'get in on the action'. Do I tell my husband ?

She only manages to identity him at penetration? He breaks in and then blindfolds her and it's at penetration?

Sounds like a racy story the writer made up and wrote in.

Oh i see....that's the point....I really should have read this kind of thing years ago....went a bit over my head.

Edited by Stirlingsays (27 Sep 2017 12.38pm)

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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Stirlingsays 27 Sep 17 12.33pm
Originally posted by Part Time James Probably not real but... 'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)
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Stirlingsays

27 Sep 17 12.33pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

Probably not real but...

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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Part Time James 27 Sep 17 12.51pm
Originally posted by Michaelawt85 Yep. But do you combine problem one with problem two. Think of Andy carroll to make your knob bigger??? Playing with it works just fine. See Palace fans, some things are achievable without a proven striker.
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27 Sep 17 12.51pm

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Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Yep. But do you combine problem one with problem two. Think of Andy carroll to make your knob bigger???

Playing with it works just fine.

See Palace fans, some things are achievable without a proven striker.

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Michaelawt85 Bexley 27 Sep 17 12.59pm
Originally posted by Part Time James Playing with it works just fine. See Palace fans, some things are achievable without a proven striker. Well if your anything our lot you shoot and it goes all over the curtains rather than in your wife When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC
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Michaelawt85

Bexley 27 Sep 17 12.59pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

Playing with it works just fine.

See Palace fans, some things are achievable without a proven striker.

Well if your anything our lot you shoot and it goes all over the curtains rather than in your wife

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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rob1969 Banstead Surrey 27 Sep 17 1.05pm
Originally posted by chris123 Is that the bloke from the White Heather Club? Sh*t! How old are you Chris,thought I would be the only one on here to remember the White Heather Club,
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rob1969

Banstead Surrey 27 Sep 17 1.05pm

Originally posted by chris123

Is that the bloke from the White Heather Club?

Sh*t! How old are you Chris,thought I would be the only one on here to remember the White Heather Club,

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Rudi Hedman Caterham 27 Sep 17 1.07pm
Originally posted by PeatlingPalace More of a complaint than a problem page and a bit old now, but anyway; [Link] 'Chutney tunnel' and 'gay snowman' COYP
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Rudi Hedman

Caterham 27 Sep 17 1.07pm

Originally posted by PeatlingPalace

More of a complaint than a problem page and a bit old now, but anyway;

[Link]

'Chutney tunnel' and 'gay snowman'

COYP

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rob1969 Banstead Surrey 27 Sep 17 1.13pm
Originally posted by PeatlingPalace More of a complaint than a problem page and a bit old now, but anyway; [Link] Hilarious read. Tears of laughter! Note to self: Leave wife's Veet alone.
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rob1969

Banstead Surrey 27 Sep 17 1.13pm

Originally posted by PeatlingPalace

More of a complaint than a problem page and a bit old now, but anyway;

[Link]

Hilarious read. Tears of laughter!

Note to self: Leave wife's Veet alone.

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Part Time James 27 Sep 17 1.26pm
Originally posted by Michaelawt85 Well if your anything our lot you shoot and it goes all over the curtains rather than in your wife Sometimes I'm like Yohan Cabaye. I do a lot of sweating but I pass up the opportunity to shoot even when I'm deep inside the box.
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Part Time James

27 Sep 17 1.26pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Well if your anything our lot you shoot and it goes all over the curtains rather than in your wife

Sometimes I'm like Yohan Cabaye. I do a lot of sweating but I pass up the opportunity to shoot even when I'm deep inside the box.

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chris123 hove actually 27 Sep 17 1.27pm
Originally posted by rob1969 Sh*t! How old are you Chris,thought I would be the only one on here to remember the White Heather Club, Go weak at the knees thinking of Moira.
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chris123

hove actually 27 Sep 17 1.27pm

Originally posted by rob1969

Sh*t! How old are you Chris,thought I would be the only one on here to remember the White Heather Club,

Go weak at the knees thinking of Moira.

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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 28 Sep 17 7.25am
a young lady wrote; I am engaged and went out on a hen night 2 weeks before my wedding. I bumped into 2 guys in a club that my fiancé doesn't like. One of them made me feel really hot, so I went back to his place. We were doing it doggy on his floor, when his mate walked in and asked "room for one more ?" I was so horny, I couldn't resist. My fiancé found out and has now cancelled the wedding. How do I win him back ? Agony aunt says : I think you messed-up because you are too immature to get married. I don't think you'll get your ex back. I disengage, I turn the page.
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in a hidey-hole 28 Sep 17 7.25am

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a young lady wrote;

I am engaged and went out on a hen night 2 weeks before my wedding. I bumped into 2 guys in a club that my fiancé doesn't like.
One of them made me feel really hot, so I went back to his place.
We were doing it doggy on his floor, when his mate walked in and asked "room for one more ?"
I was so horny, I couldn't resist.

My fiancé found out and has now cancelled the wedding. How do I win him back ?

Agony aunt says : I think you messed-up because you are too immature to get married. I don't think you'll get your ex back.

I disengage, I turn the page.

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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 29 Sep 17 7.19am
A young bloke wrote: I started working in a factory recently, which has a high proportion of female staff. A rumour started that I was well-hung and I could see the women giggling behind my back. This went on for a few days. I was finishing my shift and changing out of my work clothes when a load of women came into the room. They held me on the floor and pulled my trousers off. They started playing with my willy and then a couple of them took turns to 'ride on me'. They then w@nked me off over someones knickers. I feel so ashamed and humiliated, I daren't go back to work I disengage, I turn the page.
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in a hidey-hole 29 Sep 17 7.19am

A young bloke wrote:

I started working in a factory recently, which has a high proportion of female staff. A rumour started that I was well-hung and I could see the women giggling behind my back. This went on for a few days.
I was finishing my shift and changing out of my work clothes when a load of women came into the room.
They held me on the floor and pulled my trousers off.

They started playing with my willy and then a couple of them took turns to 'ride on me'. They then w@nked me off over someones knickers.
I feel so ashamed and humiliated, I daren't go back to work

I disengage, I turn the page.

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johnno42000 29 Sep 17 7.40am
Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly A young bloke wrote: I started working in a factory recently, which has a high proportion of female staff. A rumour started that I was well-hung and I could see the women giggling behind my back. This went on for a few days. I was finishing my shift and changing out of my work clothes when a load of women came into the room. They held me on the floor and pulled my trousers off. They started playing with my willy and then a couple of them took turns to 'ride on me'. They then w@nked me off over someones knickers. I feel so ashamed and humiliated, I daren't go back to work Boris Johnson about a cabinet meeting? 'Lies to the masses as are like fly's to mollasses...they want more and more and more'
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johnno42000

29 Sep 17 7.40am

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

A young bloke wrote:

They started playing with my willy and then a couple of them took turns to 'ride on me'. They then w@nked me off over someones knickers.
I feel so ashamed and humiliated, I daren't go back to work

Boris Johnson about a cabinet meeting?

'Lies to the masses as are like fly's to mollasses...they want more and more and more'

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