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ex hibitionist Hastings 28 Jul 17 10.12am
Susie Dent wouldn't go amiss, I'd pass on Nick Ewer, but some of the more pompous guests in Dictionary Corner could do with a good seeing to.
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Susie Dent wouldn't go amiss, I'd pass on Nick Ewer, but some of the more pompous guests in Dictionary Corner could do with a good seeing to.

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Part Time James 28 Jul 17 10.54am
Originally posted by gmostone The first part makes you sound like a nonce. [Link] And if you read the article, the second makes you sound like a bit of a cnt. Edited by gmostone (27 Jul 2017 11.17pm) I didn't know about her kid by the way. And if you're really getting offended by something on a thread about what celebrity we'd like to bgger then I am genuinely confused. Edited by Part Time James (28 Jul 2017 10.55am) Edited by Part Time James (28 Jul 2017 12.29pm)
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Originally posted by gmostone

The first part makes you sound like a nonce.

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And if you read the article, the second makes you sound like a bit of a c*nt.

Edited by gmostone (27 Jul 2017 11.17pm)

I didn't know about her kid by the way.

And if you're really getting offended by something on a thread about what celebrity we'd like to b*gger then I am genuinely confused.

Edited by Part Time James (28 Jul 2017 10.55am)

Edited by Part Time James (28 Jul 2017 12.29pm)

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s2art1e 28 Jul 17 10.54am
A celebrity of sort - Iskra Lawrence [Link]
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A celebrity of sort - Iskra Lawrence

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Michaelawt85 Bexley 28 Jul 17 1.19pm
Always quite liked Stevie G actually If I was a man then lucy pinder without a doubt. She's beautiful When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC
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Bexley 28 Jul 17 1.19pm

Always quite liked Stevie G actually

If I was a man then lucy pinder without a doubt. She's beautiful

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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Part Time James 28 Jul 17 1.30pm
Are we meant to be picking celebs that we fancy or ones that we don't particularly respect? I mean, in hindsight I didn't know what had gone on with Charlotte Church because I don't read Heat magazine. Having been called a c*t for my inappropriate comment on a thread about bggery I perhaps regret not clarifying the etiquette before I responded and also may regret my choice. If we are talking about some respectful love making with candles and wine (despite the title implying quite the opposite) then there's this curvy red-head glamour model I like called Lucy something or other. She'd do and I'd be polite so as not to offend anyone.
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28 Jul 17 1.30pm

Are we meant to be picking celebs that we fancy or ones that we don't particularly respect?

I mean, in hindsight I didn't know what had gone on with Charlotte Church because I don't read Heat magazine. Having been called a c**t for my inappropriate comment on a thread about b*ggery I perhaps regret not clarifying the etiquette before I responded and also may regret my choice.

If we are talking about some respectful love making with candles and wine (despite the title implying quite the opposite) then there's this curvy red-head glamour model I like called Lucy something or other. She'd do and I'd be polite so as not to offend anyone.

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Jimenez SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 28 Jul 17 2.09pm
Originally posted by Part Time James Charlotte Church. She's been asking for it since she got pubic hair. Plus I think she needs cheering up, it's been ages since she smiled and I think the knob she's getting is insufficient. I would be surprised If its Knob Sorry Gareth Pro USA & Israel
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SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 28 Jul 17 2.09pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

Charlotte Church. She's been asking for it since she got pubic hair. Plus I think she needs cheering up, it's been ages since she smiled and I think the knob she's getting is insufficient.

I would be surprised If its Knob *Sorry Gareth*

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EAGLE_of_77 Coulsdon 28 Jul 17 2.29pm
Kate Beckinsale Gigidy Gigidy XBOX tag: PSYCHO EAGLE 77 Fully paid up member of CRAP: Charlton Relegation Appreciation Party
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Kate Beckinsale Gigidy Gigidy

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Charlton Relegation Appreciation Party

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Midlands Eagle 28 Jul 17 4.24pm
Originally posted by Part Time James in hindsight I didn't know what had gone on with Charlotte Church because I don't read Heat magazine. Having been called a c*t for my inappropriate comment on a thread about bggery I perhaps regret not clarifying the etiquette before I responded and also may regret my choice. I suppose that I would get called something even worse if I said that she has got rather porky since I last saw her. Still I suppose that some people are turned on by great big meaty thighs
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Originally posted by Part Time James

in hindsight I didn't know what had gone on with Charlotte Church because I don't read Heat magazine. Having been called a c**t for my inappropriate comment on a thread about b*ggery I perhaps regret not clarifying the etiquette before I responded and also may regret my choice.

I suppose that I would get called something even worse if I said that she has got rather porky since I last saw her.

Still I suppose that some people are turned on by great big meaty thighs

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Midlands Eagle 28 Jul 17 4.25pm
Originally posted by Part Time James I mean, in hindsight I didn't know what had gone on with Charlotte Church. PS. Shame on you for not reading The Daily Mail
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28 Jul 17 4.25pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

I mean, in hindsight I didn't know what had gone on with Charlotte Church.

PS. Shame on you for not reading The Daily Mail

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Part Time James 28 Jul 17 4.29pm
Originally posted by Midlands Eagle I suppose that I would get called something even worse if I said that she has got rather porky since I last saw her. Still I suppose that some people are turned on by great big meaty thighs Actually, I love big meaty thighs. If I hadn't been appraised of the partially inadvertent inappropriateness of my post, I'd suggest that I'm heading over to Google right away. I don't really trust any newspapers to have an unbiased view of anything. I do like to have some idea of what's going on in the world but I often worry about agenda influenced reporting from any source. Maybe I ought to read Heat magazine, at least their agenda is transparent and honest!
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28 Jul 17 4.29pm

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

I suppose that I would get called something even worse if I said that she has got rather porky since I last saw her.

Still I suppose that some people are turned on by great big meaty thighs

Actually, I love big meaty thighs. If I hadn't been appraised of the partially inadvertent inappropriateness of my post, I'd suggest that I'm heading over to Google right away.

I don't really trust any newspapers to have an unbiased view of anything. I do like to have some idea of what's going on in the world but I often worry about agenda influenced reporting from any source.

Maybe I ought to read Heat magazine, at least their agenda is transparent and honest!

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