Nor can you be sent off until you have committed at least three, and preferably four, yellow card offenses and/or two red card offenses.

We don't do possession; we do defense and attack. Everything else is just wa**ing with a football.

Or after 2nd, or possibly 3rd bookable offence happens, the captain intervenes, communicates with the ref, signals to his manager, and the player is subbed off, like Coqt***lin for Arsenal last season. Disgrace.

COYP

Still rankles, that. In Arsenal's current state, I sincerely hope that we can get something from our forthcoming game with them. They and Turdchester Utd are the only 'top' teams we've not beaten since our return to the top flight.

Could the Fates play our tune finally this time?

Nonsense! All it takes is the salt and pepper pots, a wine glass and a couple of place mats....... thought that was how everybody learned the offside rules

A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

Coquelin should never make it to the end of any game.

Meanwhile, I thoroughly enjoyed watching Moan Utd get punished for their rotating, team professional fouling on Chelsea's Hazard last weekend. If only Clattenberg had shown the same, appropriate, spinal fortitude in last year's final. Yes, he was forced to show a number of yellow cards (and eventually a red*), but that belied the all-out assault that Utd perpetrated on our player's ankles and shins whenever they found themselves under threat.

* Smalling should've been red-carded twice prior to his actual dismissal: (1) for being the last man when bringing down Wickham; and (2) for a deliberate handball that stopped Wilf going through free and clear on their goal. Both happened within the first half of the fist half.

We don't do possession; we do defense and attack. Everything else is just wa**ing with a football.

MOTD said Atkinson wad having a gray game . Notice they didn't show deeney kick luka to the ground as he ran past him after the goal..