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 jimruss  Sidcup 04 Aug 16 4.20pm |
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Originally posted by Superfly
Probably a bit higher when you factor in nobody will be using one on Rebecca Adlington So they'll be going in bare back?
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| Stuk Top half 04 Aug 16 4.21pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Good, just lay off the swimming types and stick to the hurdlers. I don't judge Olympic success on appearance, although I once had confusing thoughts about Tom Daley. I don't either, but it would be wrong for me to not point out that Heptathletes are by far the fittest.
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| Part Time James 04 Aug 16 4.22pm |
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Originally posted by jimruss
So they'll be going in bare back? Only after the breaststroke.
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| Part Time James 04 Aug 16 4.25pm |
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Originally posted by Stuk
I don't either, but it would be wrong for me to not point out that Heptathletes are by far the fittest. I like the skeet shooter, Amber Hill. I don't know what skeet shooting is but I have a feeling I'd happily shoot my skeet all over her safety googles.
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| Part Time James 04 Aug 16 4.25pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I like the skeet shooter, Amber Hill. I don't know what skeet shooting is but I have a feeling I'd happily shoot my skeet all over her safety googles. Unless I was wearing a condom of course.
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| Stuk Top half 04 Aug 16 4.37pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I like the skeet shooter, Amber Hill. I don't know what skeet shooting is but I have a feeling I'd happily shoot my skeet all over her safety googles. When I saw her I thought, well no chance of a medal clearly. Turns out she's the youngest ever female World champion though. And she packs pink cartridges. I wonder if she'd like to pack something else? Edited by Stuk (04 Aug 2016 4.38pm)
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| Part Time James 04 Aug 16 4.41pm |
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Originally posted by Stuk
When I saw her I thought, well no chance of a medal clearly. Turns out she's the youngest ever female World champion though. And she packs pink cartridges. I wonder if she'd like to pack something else? Edited by Stuk (04 Aug 2016 4.38pm) I wouldn't be fussy, she could have her pink or her brown cartridge filled. This innuendo is really cheap but it seems appropriate for this forum.
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| Part Time James 04 Aug 16 4.41pm |
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I dunno about Gold, Silver or Bronze, I'd give her a pearl medal. Woof!
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ASCPFC  Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 04 Aug 16 5.37pm |
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I kind of fancy the female sprinters and miss the East Germans.
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 Michaelawt85 Bexley 04 Aug 16 6.03pm |
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Probably more in case they decide to go celebrating their sporting achievements with ladies (or gents) of the night
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| MrCParrot Taunton 04 Aug 16 6.57pm |
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Originally posted by PALACE FOR EVER
No its not another sport for The Olympics! The International Olympic Committee provide 450,000 condoms, which is 42 per athlete. 84 per couple assuming its a double skuller Parrot
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twist  Miami, Florida 04 Aug 16 7.38pm |
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Anyone who's ever been to Rio will know theres alot of action to be had. Plus you want to double wrap, so thats really only 225,000 shags.
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