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palace_in_frogland In a broken dream 13 Jun 16 5.26pm | |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
What's always good fun is to ask a female friend whether they want a photo of you with your tackle between your legs so it looks like a fanny. When they say "yes" (they'd be a fool not to), take the photo from behind so they get a picture of all your squashed veg hanging out your backside like some big hairy haemorrhoids. An image which is now in my head, and although unwelcome, is refusing to leave. Yuk. And thanks.
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OllieMaidstoneEagle Maidstone, Kent 13 Jun 16 7.53pm | |
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Originally posted by richard shaw (og)65
more to the point , what the feck is pegging Whatever you do Richard, do not "Google" it then press images! Ollie's Dad,Ash.
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Tom-the-eagle Croydon 13 Jun 16 8.33pm | |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
What's always good fun is to ask a female friend whether they want a photo of you with your tackle between your legs so it looks like a fanny. When they say "yes" (they'd be a fool not to), take the photo from behind so they get a picture of all your squashed veg hanging out your backside like some big hairy haemorrhoids. Why, why, why would they be a fool not to?
"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit |
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Part Time James 13 Jun 16 9.53pm | |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
Why, why, why would they be a fool not to? Oh yeah, on reflection it'd be wise of them. Perhaps why none ever actually called me on it.
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the despotic banana Dept. of Baboon Maintenance 13 Jun 16 9.56pm | |
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Originally posted by OllieMaidstoneEagle
Whatever you do Richard, do not "Google" it then press images! Ollie's Dad,Ash. NSFW: [Link]
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Sportyteacher London 14 Jun 16 7.41am | |
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No thanks! It all smacks of having 'a bad day at the orifice'.
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Harpo Oxfordshire 14 Jun 16 11.53am | |
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This puts a whole new dimension to playing cribbage down the pub!
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Michaelawt85 Bexley 15 Jun 16 10.12am | |
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In short no. I don't think I could bring myself to do it either to be honest.
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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Michaelawt85 Bexley 15 Jun 16 10.14am | |
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Originally posted by OllieMaidstoneEagle
Whatever you do Richard, do not "Google" it then press images! Ollie's Dad,Ash. Too late.. my poor innocent eyes
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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chris123 hove actually 15 Jun 16 10.19am | |
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Nothing to do with interest rates then?
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radsyrendot From Coventry now in Leicester 15 Jun 16 10.46am | |
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Thought you were gonna talk at Dominos
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