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 Flightsequence  08 Jun 16 7.40am |
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Buy lots of BBQs and try to burn them all to the same spec as the first one. Hey presto! An even cover once again! Try to coat with a heavy varnish to keep the burnt smell under control. Ps, also set fire to your mate and blend him in with the damaged area/areas! Edited by Flightsequence (08 Jun 2016 7.42am)
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 Michaelawt85 Bexley 08 Jun 16 8.29am |
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Sounds painful
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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| mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 08 Jun 16 9.05am |
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I suggest you lay a trail of sugar up to the affected area and await a single tiny black insect to inspect it. Then take a magnifying glass and capture a sunbeam whilst focussing upon said insect, letting out a cry of Get Me Out Of Heeeeeeere in your best Geordie accent as a pillar of smoke erupts from the hapless pest's body. Then you've burnt your ant and decking.
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry. |
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-TUX-  Alphabettispaghetti 08 Jun 16 9.14am |
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Schaeffers deck sealant.
Time to move forward together. |
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| Lyons550 Shirley 08 Jun 16 11.26am |
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Do what I did and build a firepit in the middle of your decking so incidents like that wont happen again!
The Voice of Reason In An Otherwise Mediocre World |
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 08 Jun 16 11.39am |
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Originally posted by mezzer
I suggest you lay a trail of sugar up to the affected area and await a single tiny black insect to inspect it. Then take a magnifying glass and capture a sunbeam whilst focussing upon said insect, letting out a cry of Get Me Out Of Heeeeeeere in your best Geordie accent as a pillar of smoke erupts from the hapless pest's body. Then you've burnt your ant and decking.
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| Hoof Hearted 08 Jun 16 12.26pm | |
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Originally posted by mezzer
I suggest you lay a trail of sugar up to the affected area and await a single tiny black insect to inspect it. Then take a magnifying glass and capture a sunbeam whilst focussing upon said insect, letting out a cry of Get Me Out Of Heeeeeeere in your best Geordie accent as a pillar of smoke erupts from the hapless pest's body. Then you've burnt your ant and decking. Doffs hat in appreciation.... Chapeau Sir Mezzer!
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| Canterbury Palace Whitstable 08 Jun 16 2.20pm |
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This guy has some deck sealant advice. NSFW
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold... |
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| Hoof Hearted 08 Jun 16 5.04pm | |
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Buzzzzzzzz Repetition - see TUX's post above!
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| Canterbury Palace Whitstable 08 Jun 16 9.51pm |
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold... |
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