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 Stuk  Top half 22 Apr 16 12.21pm |
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Originally posted by fed up eagle
What was Wayne Rooney doing on the train in the first place? Other people you cross in every day life are young dickheads who drive around in Vauxhall Corsas or Citroen Saxos. The cars have all the bodykit and a big bore exhaust. Said driver usually has a 'don't f**k wiv me bruv' look on their faces, hurling empty cans of Red Bull and a barrage of abuse at pedestrians or other road users who happen to be in 'their space'. And a 1.2 litre engine if they're lucky.
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| fed up eagle Between Horley, Surrey and Preston... 22 Apr 16 1.27pm |
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Originally posted by Stuk
And a 1.2 litre engine if they're lucky. Yep, basically a shopping trolley on steroids.
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nairb75  Baltimore 22 Apr 16 1.56pm |
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Originally posted by 7mins
A thread to document all the bellends you meet in your everyday life. Young wannabe gangsta on train this morning, sitting with his legs so far apart that one foot is in the way of passengers walking through the train, we all step over it... Apart from a elderly lady who treads on his toe... He responds "watch where you're going ya stupid bitch" Who the feck calls a old lady in her 70's a stupid bitch? I must add, as soon as she trod on his foot she apologised. you can live vicariously through this guy if it makes you feel better.
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| richard shaw (og)65 my minds eye 22 Apr 16 2.00pm |
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I got on the train the other day and the only seat left was opposite some bird , probably in her 20s . she was sitting there with her legs crossed , so for me to sit normally it was a bit of a bind . so I said to her , "excuse me", she replied ," what" , I said "I cant quite sit properly , do you mind ", she replied "what" , I said , "can you not sit like everyone else , its a packed train and this is the only seat " she replied " whats your problem " and turned to the young girl next to her and says " whats his problem " young girl next to her replies " you are sitting so any one cant sit properly " . soppy bird then gets up says something about attitude blah blah blah and stands up by the door , brilliant , silly cow
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| fed up eagle Between Horley, Surrey and Preston... 22 Apr 16 2.03pm |
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Originally posted by nairb75
you can live vicariously through this guy if it makes you feel better. Awesome! That African American chap got what he deserved. How long before someone starts crying racism because I called him African American?
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Kermit8  Hevon 22 Apr 16 2.18pm |
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Originally posted by richard shaw (og)65
I got on the train the other day and the only seat left was opposite some bird , probably in her 20s . she was sitting there with her legs crossed , so for me to sit normally it was a bit of a bind . so I said to her , "excuse me", she replied ," what" , I said "I cant quite sit properly , do you mind ", she replied "what" , I said , "can you not sit like everyone else , its a packed train and this is the only seat " she replied " whats your problem " and turned to the young girl next to her and says " whats his problem " young girl next to her replies " you are sitting so any one cant sit properly " . soppy bird then gets up says something about attitude blah blah blah and stands up by the door , brilliant , silly cow Yeah I sat on a train with Sharon Stone once too.
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| npn Crowborough 22 Apr 16 2.23pm |
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Ladies often complain about men spreading their legs wide open, which I get, but my main gripe is ladies (almost exclusively) who decide to put their bags under the table rather than on the table or on the luggage rack, thus meaning you have to contend with not only legs under the table, but luggage too.
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| Stuk Top half 22 Apr 16 2.28pm |
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Originally posted by npn
Ladies often complain about men spreading their legs wide open, which I get, but my main gripe is ladies (almost exclusively) who decide to put their bags under the table rather than on the table or on the luggage rack, thus meaning you have to contend with not only legs under the table, but luggage too. Just boot them under their seat. They soon pick them up in a huff.
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| Midlands Eagle 22 Apr 16 2.34pm |
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Originally posted by fed up eagle
Yoof of today are dickheads. Unlike the mods and rockers of yesteryear who were paragons of virtue
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| fed up eagle Between Horley, Surrey and Preston... 22 Apr 16 5.11pm |
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Other tw@t5 are people who sit on your bumper when you're driving, even though you're driving over the limit anyway. Spastics. Usually the same to55pots who drive the saxos and corsas, f**k**g losers
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| 7mins In the bush 25 Apr 16 10.56am |
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Originally posted by nairb75
you can live vicariously through this guy if it makes you feel better. Ha.... the young thug threw the first (& his only) punch and then got folded in half by a old man... then wanted to press charges.
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| fed up eagle Between Horley, Surrey and Preston... 25 Apr 16 12.08pm |
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Other bellends are know all, contrarian prats. The other days I was parked at the side of the road when this tit parks behind me and knocks on my window. I said, 'yeah, what do you want?'. He then proceeded to tell me I shouldn't be parked where I was and blah de blah. Lecturing cnut. I said 'Are you a driving instructor?' No 'Are you the police?' 'No' 'Then why the fcuk would I want to know what you think you loser??' 'But..' 'No but's, fcuk off!' Where do these ar5eh0le5 come from? You can't even go by your daily business without some knob getting in your face! Fcuking society these days.
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