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 matt_himself  Matataland 17 Mar 16 10.26am |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
A man can cry, don't have a problem with that, but only in the following situations Death of close friend or family member And by cry, I mean choking it back, whilst the tears stream, and making the occasional cough. Not sobbing like a nancy boy on someone shoulder. Edited by jamiemartin721 (17 Mar 2016 9.34am) That is a list of pure benderism of the highest category of benderism known to man. Why would you cry after your first BJ? Unless you found out that you were sucked off by a ladyboy? Why would you cry after a threesome with women to hot for you? I would be walking down the Brighton Road, windmilling my cock and whistling 'oh what a beautiful morning'. The more I read this kind of stuff, the more I believe that we need a bloody good war to sort this country out.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 17 Mar 16 10.33am |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
That is a list of pure benderism of the highest category of benderism known to man. Why would you cry after your first BJ? Unless you found out that you were sucked off by a ladyboy? Why would you cry after a threesome with women to hot for you? I would be walking down the Brighton Road, windmilling my cock and whistling 'oh what a beautiful morning'. The more I read this kind of stuff, the more I believe that we need a bloody good war to sort this country out. I'd say you have the right to cry with joy at the profound moment of realisation of the sublime beauty of existence, but I'm a sentimental type. First blow job, it like seeing your first child born. Permission to cry is granted. Doesn't matter if its from a ladyboy, unless maybe you can count teeth with your p****. All man crying is provisional of course on the fact that its not sobbing booohoooing. A crack in the voice, some welling up, the occasional tear breaking free and a swelling in the throat and chest.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 17 Mar 16 10.36am |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
That is a list of pure benderism of the highest category of benderism known to man. Why would you cry after your first BJ? Unless you found out that you were sucked off by a ladyboy? Why would you cry after a threesome with women to hot for you? I would be walking down the Brighton Road, windmilling my cock and whistling 'oh what a beautiful morning'. The more I read this kind of stuff, the more I believe that we need a bloody good war to sort this country out. Wooo, that's a bit too much of an expression of emotion there. Surely one just climaxs, wipes it on the curtains and exits the property with at most a wry smile at the memory of taking a s**t in their handbags. Next you'll be saying its ok, to make more noise that a grunt when ejaculating, and that post coital communication can be more than a slap on the arse, and a request for a sandwich.
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| Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 17 Mar 16 10.44am |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
What, like, exactly the same?
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| matt_himself Matataland 17 Mar 16 10.49am |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
Wooo, that's a bit too much of an expression of emotion there. Surely one just climaxs, wipes it on the curtains and exits the property with at most a wry smile at the memory of taking a s**t in their handbags. Next you'll be saying its ok, to make more noise that a grunt when ejaculating, and that post coital communication can be more than a slap on the arse, and a request for a sandwich. Let's be clear about this. Hubris following a sexual conquest of the type you describe is not an emotion. It is the direct psychological response a man experiences after nailing some quality muff. Personally, after ejaculating I like to shout either 'and its Wright...2-2....' Or 'Jumanjiiiiiiiii'.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 17 Mar 16 11.10am |
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Originally posted by Superfly
What, like, exactly the same? Well it involves something coming out of somewhere its doesn't look like its supposed to, and obvious lots of mess around the point of exit. Usually it also involves some screaming and crying on the part of the giver, along with threats. At least that's my experience of getting blown.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 17 Mar 16 11.12am |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
Let's be clear about this. Hubris following a sexual conquest of the type you describe is not an emotion. It is the direct psychological response a man experiences after nailing some quality muff. Personally, after ejaculating I like to shout either 'and its Wright...2-2....' Or 'Jumanjiiiiiiiii'. Quality muff, are you some kind of limp wristed poet. There is only muff and other muff..... Next you'll be saying that personality matters. I usually go for a laugh, and post-coital, remember I know where you live.
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| matt_himself Matataland 17 Mar 16 11.22am |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
Quality muff, are you some kind of limp wristed poet. There is only muff and other muff..... Next you'll be saying that personality matters. I usually go for a laugh, and post-coital, remember I know where you live. I genuinely thought all (probably both) of your post-coital exchanges involved the settling of the pre agreed fee or thirty minutes of crying whilst blubbering the words 'that has never happened to me before' when describing a humiliating and very quick encounter.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 17 Mar 16 11.49am |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
I genuinely thought all (probably both) of your post-coital exchanges involved the settling of the pre agreed fee or thirty minutes of crying whilst blubbering the words 'that has never happened to me before' when describing a humiliating and very quick encounter. Is that what your mum told you?
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| matt_himself Matataland 17 Mar 16 12.18pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
Is that what your mum told you? It's probably best that we get off he subject of Mum's as I just got off yours.
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 Hrolf The Ganger 17 Mar 16 12.29pm |
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Music and films can sometimes give me a little water in the eye but oddly enough more serious real life stuff rarely does. I'm sure a psychologist could shed some light on what it all means, if you believe in that branch of pseudoscience.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 17 Mar 16 12.48pm |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
It's probably best that we get off he subject of Mum's as I just got off yours. I wondered who it was who knocked the urn over.
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