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Songs you always change the lyrics of
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| Hoof Hearted 17 Feb 16 9.56am | |
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Rhinestone Cowboy....... I always change it to "Like a 9 stone Queerboy!" Wichita Lineman..... I always change the 1st line to "I was a linesman for Notts County....!" I get annoyed when Glen Campbell doesn't use these lyrics! Others.... Atomic Kitten - "You can lick my hole again" Desmond Dekker - "I wake up in the morning, baked beans for breakfast!"
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 Part Time James  17 Feb 16 9.58am |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
Rhinestone Cowboy....... I always change it to "Like a 9 stone Queerboy!" Wichita Lineman..... I always change the 1st line to "I was a linesman for Notts County....!" I get annoyed when Glen Campbell doesn't use these lyrics! Others.... Atomic Kitten - "You can lick my hole again" Desmond Dekker - "I wake up in the morning, baked beans for breakfast!" At school we always sang "I wake up in the morning with a massive erection, slap on a Jonny for extra protection. Wooo-ooooah, twice a night"
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| Part Time James 17 Feb 16 10.02am |
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The other crowd pleaser at school was the theme tune to Joseph and his Technicolour Dreamcoat which started "I close my eyes, pull back my foreskin" but I can't remember if there was more to it than that. And the Cliff Richard Christmas classic "Dogs on the fire and kids up the tree". ...I'm just glad my sense of humour has matured since then.
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collier row eagle  romford essex via another galaxy 17 Feb 16 10.07am |
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Slade ...I wish it could be Christmas every day. To
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| Buzzcock In an underground lair near Bright... 17 Feb 16 10.11am |
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It's all part of my awesome bollock sack - The Kinks
In the woods there grew a tree. And a fine fine tree was he. |
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| Hoof Hearted 17 Feb 16 10.15am | |
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The Beatles - Yesterday changed to "Leprosy.... I'm not half the man I used to be!" The Police - So Lonely changed to "Sue Lawley".
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wollongongeagle  wollongong 17 Feb 16 10.16am |
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Smoke huntin' Walter - the fire engine guy
We are the goon squad and we're going to town. Beep Beep! |
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 17 Feb 16 10.17am |
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Brown Girl in the Ring - Boney M To 'Dead girl in the boot, tralalala etc... and she looks like Madeline McCann.'
"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" |
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| silvertop Portishead 17 Feb 16 10.18am |
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100cc's The Things They Do for Love. "...and you're feeling like a bar of used iron." Sadly, unlike all the other posts so far, until very recently I actually thought they were the lyrics.
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| Hoof Hearted 17 Feb 16 10.19am | |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
The other crowd pleaser at school was the theme tune to Joseph and his Technicolour Dreamcoat which started "I close my eyes, pull back my foreskin" but I can't remember if there was more to it than that. I sing that a bit differently! My version is.... "I close my eyes, pull your beef curtains whohohoh
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| richard shaw (og)65 my minds eye 17 Feb 16 10.23am |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
Rhinestone Cowboy....... I always change it to "Like a 9 stone Queerboy!" Wichita Lineman..... I always change the 1st line to "I was a linesman for Notts County....!" Others.... Atomic Kitten - "You can lick my hole again" Desmond Dekker - "I wake up in the morning, baked beans for breakfast!" brilliant
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| Part Time James 17 Feb 16 10.24am |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
I sing that a bit differently! My version is.... "I close my eyes, pull your beef curtains whohohoh That's much better, if I could time travel once in my life I would go back to my 12 year old self and recommend that one!
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