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 martin2412  Living The Dream 28 Jan 16 8.29pm |
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Originally posted by Boooo
Mutton dressed up as a pig. Wouldn't. Some people are so picky. That would have been a result in Cinatras circa 1987.
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| eagles2011 28 Jan 16 9.22pm |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
Would But your only criteria is a pulse (and I suppose you might make exceptions)
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 Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 29 Jan 16 12.41am |
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Originally posted by eagles2011
But your only criteria is a pulse (and I suppose you might make exceptions) Criterion. Singular.
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| matt_himself Matataland 29 Jan 16 7.59am |
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Originally posted by martin2412
Some people are so picky. That would have been a result in Cinatras circa 1987. That me laugh out loud. One friend of mine, and occasional visitor to these boards, once on a night out at Cinatras, got hold of a 'young beauty'. It took my friend about ten minutes before he realised she was least 7 months pregnant.
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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| Moose In the sewer pipe... 29 Jan 16 8.35am |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
That me laugh out loud. One friend of mine, and occasional visitor to these boards, once on a night out at Cinatras, got hold of a 'young beauty'. It took my friend about ten minutes before he realised she was least 7 months pregnant. How is Smokey these days?
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| eagles2011 29 Jan 16 12.37pm |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
Criterion. Singular. I thought you "would" both her & the daughter (plural)
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| johnfirewall 29 Jan 16 12.43pm |
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One of the papers had the headline HOGWASH Triple-entedre
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| Part Time James 29 Jan 16 12.58pm |
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She does look the type to win the lottery though. It always goes to peasants who invest all their money in crisps, boob jobs and quad bikes. Had me convinced.
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| Holmesdale Nick South Croydon 29 Jan 16 1.12pm |
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It was always a bit suspect that the washing machine washed out the barcodes and security numbers but left the other numbers!
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| dannyb1 Chichester 29 Jan 16 4.18pm |
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Special request for all you woulders... [Link]
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| Mapletree Croydon 29 Jan 16 4.21pm |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
That me laugh out loud. One friend of mine, and occasional visitor to these boards, once on a night out at Cinatras, got hold of a 'young beauty'. It took my friend about ten minutes before he realised she was least 7 months pregnant. Yes, but did he?
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| rednblue4eva Norwood 29 Jan 16 9.48pm |
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Originally posted by dannyb1
Special request for all you woulders... [Link] He said "I thought she looked attractive" If his eyesights that bad should be be driving HGVs?
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