This...I watched it Zurich last night and loved it,followed by a Fondue and schnapps,I loved that too.

It was decent, unfortunately I'll never know fully how much I could have enjoyed it as my b****** of a little brother took great pleasure in telling me the Han Solo twist the day before. I spent most of the film trying to work out whether I thought the girl was incredible or slightly above average. I'm still not sure.

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

I got told about the Han Solo twist/death the night before too so was expecting that ... Still jumped when Han got light-sabred though!
It at times that I was watching a compression/mash up of the original trilogy (parts 4-6) ... Death Star/tunnel chase, father and son reveal ... The son losing a limb.
I have a hunch that Rey and Kylo Ren are siblings ... Why not play the separated at birth thing again ... Kylo also told Rey that Han was the father she never had, after Han's death ... Leia embraced Rey in a mother's hug.
However the flashbacks upon touching the light sabre could mean she's Luke's child?
Where were the republic? We saw the resistance.
Which planets were destroyed by the star killer?
Why did they park the falcon at the bottom of the steps? Unnecessary scenic footage?

LOVED the jokes from BB8, chewwie's conversation with the nurse and Kylo's reference to clones.
Storm troopers still cannot shoot straight!!!

Edited by Blue'n'red (23 Dec 2015 2.14am)

They say hard work never hurt anyone ... but why take a chance?

I'll see you and raise you this:

Finn - we can just "use the force!"
Han - no no thats not how it works!
Chewie - graaaag! (actually that's exactly how it works...)

Worked for me :-)

Well I think Simon's head is large; always involved in espionage. (Name that tune)

You're being kind. And yes the villain was another huge problem. He took the mask off and became a puff with enough enormous hooter. Where did he get that nose from? Leia's side doesn't have it (we've seen her lineage quite a ways back), and Han has a pretty small nose. I can't take the cut seriously.

When you’re knocked on your back and your life’s a flop...

Watched it last night & thought it was poor.
A mega death star (starkiller base which is a nod to Luke Skywalker who was originally going to be called Luke starkiller)
This mega death star that just so happens to have a vulnerable point on the surface... We have been here before.

Kylo Ren is even more of a whiney bitch than Anakin & when he takes his helmet off all I could do was focus on his rediculous nose, there is absolutely no resemblance to Han or Leia.

Rey, whilst clearly strong in the force is completely untrained yet out of the blue she can use force persuade & then go on to wield a lightsaber like she's mace windu & defeats kylo ren thus confirming Ren as the most pathetic Sith Lord of the entire star wars franchise.

Snoke is played by Andy Serkis so I suspect when he does make a proper debut I expect him to be more Gollum in size than guardians of the galaxy.
There is also more than a passing resemblance to Darth Plagueis.

There's hope for Finn & the mantle of loveable rogue being passed to him.

Thought the tai fighter/x-wing fights were weak.

What they did get right was fleshing out the universe, all the little things happening in the background, the aliens, the speeders all of that was spot on & I found myself enjoying that far more than the awful plot.

The mountains are calling & I must go.