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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 31 Aug 15 10.54am
Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.45am Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 10.27am Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.23am Quote Willo at 30 Aug 2015 9.23pm Quote matt_himself at 30 Aug 2015 9.16pm I agreed a bargain last night - she gets to watch Xfactor and I get to watch MOTD - but was told that there is three and half months of Xfactor s*e to come! I fing hated Cheryl Cole, someone called Nick I have never heard of and some other singer I have never heard after mere minutes of the show. I yearn for the days when Saturday night TV was Cannon & Ball doing something unfunny with some bemused guest celebrities followed by Tales of the Unexpected (because as a young lad, it was often your first, furtive view of side boob happened during the show). PS. It fing on again now! Sunday night used to be Bulleye.** And in my youth "Sunday night at the London Palladium" featuring the game show "Beat the clock". I remember the 'Tiller Girls' and Jack Parnell.Used to be hosted by Jimmy Tarbuck and Norman Vaughan amongst others. Liked the bit at the end when all the artists used to stand on a revolving stage and wave to the audience. Edited by Willo (30 Aug 2015 9.26pm) Do you remember Tommy Handley in ITMA, too, Willo? NO ! But I've heard of Tommy Handley. I've heard of Tommy Trinder ! In fact my late mother-in-law's mother and Tommy and Freddie Trinder's mother knew each other and used to go on outings together.Never did meet my mother-in-law's mother - she had passed away. Edited by Willo (31 Aug 2015 10.36am) What did you do in the war? I was born in 1952 so wasn't in the two World Wars. My uncle was in the Korean war in 1953 and whenever I see him he keeps going on about it. I've not served in the forces so have not been in a battle arena.
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South coast - west of Brighton. 31 Aug 15 10.54am

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I agreed a bargain last night - she gets to watch Xfactor and I get to watch MOTD - but was told that there is three and half months of Xfactor s***e to come! I f***ing hated Cheryl Cole, someone called Nick I have never heard of and some other singer I have never heard after mere minutes of the show.

I yearn for the days when Saturday night TV was Cannon & Ball doing something unfunny with some bemused guest celebrities followed by Tales of the Unexpected (because as a young lad, it was often your first, furtive view of side boob happened during the show).

PS. It f***ing on again now! Sunday night used to be Bulleye.

And in my youth "Sunday night at the London Palladium" featuring the game show "Beat the clock".

I remember the 'Tiller Girls' and Jack Parnell.Used to be hosted by Jimmy Tarbuck and Norman Vaughan amongst others.

Liked the bit at the end when all the artists used to stand on a revolving stage and wave to the audience.

Edited by Willo (30 Aug 2015 9.26pm)

Do you remember Tommy Handley in ITMA, too, Willo?

NO !
But I've heard of Tommy Handley.

I've heard of Tommy Trinder ! In fact my late mother-in-law's mother and Tommy and Freddie Trinder's mother knew each other and used to go on outings together.Never did meet my mother-in-law's mother - she had passed away.

Edited by Willo (31 Aug 2015 10.36am)

What did you do in the war?

I was born in 1952 so wasn't in the two World Wars.
My uncle was in the Korean war in 1953 and whenever I see him he keeps going on about it.
I've not served in the forces so have not been in a battle arena.

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Hoof Hearted 31 Aug 15 10.56am
Doing deals? My Mrs reminded me that Palace was game of the day at 8pm on Sky Sports... we watched MOTD too, then Metallica from Reading Festival on BBC4. We both loved it.
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Hoof Hearted 31 Aug 15 10.56am

Doing deals?

My Mrs reminded me that Palace was game of the day at 8pm on Sky Sports... we watched MOTD too, then Metallica from Reading Festival on BBC4.

We both loved it.

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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 31 Aug 15 10.57am
Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 10.54am Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.45am Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 10.27am Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.23am Quote Willo at 30 Aug 2015 9.23pm Quote matt_himself at 30 Aug 2015 9.16pm I agreed a bargain last night - she gets to watch Xfactor and I get to watch MOTD - but was told that there is three and half months of Xfactor s*e to come! I fing hated Cheryl Cole, someone called Nick I have never heard of and some other singer I have never heard after mere minutes of the show. I yearn for the days when Saturday night TV was Cannon & Ball doing something unfunny with some bemused guest celebrities followed by Tales of the Unexpected (because as a young lad, it was often your first, furtive view of side boob happened during the show). PS. It fing on again now! Sunday night used to be Bulleye. And in my youth "Sunday night at the London Palladium" featuring the game show "Beat the clock". I remember the 'Tiller Girls' and Jack Parnell.Used to be hosted by Jimmy Tarbuck and Norman Vaughan amongst others. Liked the bit at the end when all the artists used to stand on a revolving stage and wave to the audience. Edited by Willo (30 Aug 2015 9.26pm) Do you remember Tommy Handley in ITMA, too, Willo? NO ! But I've heard of Tommy Handley. I've heard of Tommy Trinder ! In fact my late mother-in-law's mother and Tommy and Freddie Trinder's mother knew each other and used to go on outings together.Never did meet my mother-in-law's mother - she had passed away. Edited by Willo (31 Aug 2015 10.36am) What did you do in the war? I was born in 1952 so wasn't in the two World Wars. My uncle was in the Korean war in 1953 and whenever I see him he keeps going on about it. I've not served in the forces so have not been in a battle arena. I had you down as older. Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham**
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Clapham on the Back 31 Aug 15 10.57am

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Quote matt_himself at 30 Aug 2015 9.16pm

PS. It f***ing on again now! Sunday night used to be Bulleye.

And in my youth "Sunday night at the London Palladium" featuring the game show "Beat the clock".

I remember the 'Tiller Girls' and Jack Parnell.Used to be hosted by Jimmy Tarbuck and Norman Vaughan amongst others.

Liked the bit at the end when all the artists used to stand on a revolving stage and wave to the audience.

Edited by Willo (30 Aug 2015 9.26pm)

Do you remember Tommy Handley in ITMA, too, Willo?

NO !
But I've heard of Tommy Handley.

Edited by Willo (31 Aug 2015 10.36am)

What did you do in the war?

I had you down as older.

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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matt_himself Matataland 31 Aug 15 11.31am
Quote Hoof Hearted at 31 Aug 2015 10.56am Doing deals? My Mrs reminded me that Palace was game of the day at 8pm on Sky Sports... we watched MOTD too, then Metallica from Reading Festival on BBC4. We both loved it. Sadly, I had to do a deal. As an aside, in our second date I took the future Mrs Himself to Camden Market and we ended up having a drink in World's End. She told me, quite bluntly, that as Rage Against the Machine played, that she 'did not get' metal. Therefore, I don't think our relationship will progress in the same way as yours and Mrs Hoof's has. "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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Matataland 31 Aug 15 11.31am

Quote Hoof Hearted at 31 Aug 2015 10.56am

Doing deals?

My Mrs reminded me that Palace was game of the day at 8pm on Sky Sports... we watched MOTD too, then Metallica from Reading Festival on BBC4.

We both loved it.

Sadly, I had to do a deal.

As an aside, in our second date I took the future Mrs Himself to Camden Market and we ended up having a drink in World's End. She told me, quite bluntly, that as Rage Against the Machine played, that she 'did not get' metal. Therefore, I don't think our relationship will progress in the same way as yours and Mrs Hoof's has.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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matt_himself Matataland 31 Aug 15 11.34am
Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.57am Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 10.54am Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.45am Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 10.27am Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.23am Quote Willo at 30 Aug 2015 9.23pm Quote matt_himself at 30 Aug 2015 9.16pm I agreed a bargain last night - she gets to watch Xfactor and I get to watch MOTD - but was told that there is three and half months of Xfactor s*e to come! I fing hated Cheryl Cole, someone called Nick I have never heard of and some other singer I have never heard after mere minutes of the show. I yearn for the days when Saturday night TV was Cannon & Ball doing something unfunny with some bemused guest celebrities followed by Tales of the Unexpected (because as a young lad, it was often your first, furtive view of side boob happened during the show). PS. It fing on again now! Sunday night used to be Bulleye.** And in my youth "Sunday night at the London Palladium" featuring the game show "Beat the clock". I remember the 'Tiller Girls' and Jack Parnell.Used to be hosted by Jimmy Tarbuck and Norman Vaughan amongst others. Liked the bit at the end when all the artists used to stand on a revolving stage and wave to the audience. Edited by Willo (30 Aug 2015 9.26pm) Do you remember Tommy Handley in ITMA, too, Willo? NO ! But I've heard of Tommy Handley. I've heard of Tommy Trinder ! In fact my late mother-in-law's mother and Tommy and Freddie Trinder's mother knew each other and used to go on outings together.Never did meet my mother-in-law's mother - she had passed away. Edited by Willo (31 Aug 2015 10.36am) What did you do in the war? I was born in 1952 so wasn't in the two World Wars. My uncle was in the Korean war in 1953 and whenever I see him he keeps going on about it. I've not served in the forces so have not been in a battle arena. I had you down as older. Why are you imagining what Willo is like? Just invite him to your next 'Lemon Party' and be done with it. "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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Matataland 31 Aug 15 11.34am

Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.57am

Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 10.54am

Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.45am

Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 10.27am

Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.23am

Quote Willo at 30 Aug 2015 9.23pm

Quote matt_himself at 30 Aug 2015 9.16pm

PS. It f***ing on again now! Sunday night used to be Bulleye.

And in my youth "Sunday night at the London Palladium" featuring the game show "Beat the clock".

I remember the 'Tiller Girls' and Jack Parnell.Used to be hosted by Jimmy Tarbuck and Norman Vaughan amongst others.

Liked the bit at the end when all the artists used to stand on a revolving stage and wave to the audience.

Edited by Willo (30 Aug 2015 9.26pm)

Do you remember Tommy Handley in ITMA, too, Willo?

NO !
But I've heard of Tommy Handley.

Edited by Willo (31 Aug 2015 10.36am)

What did you do in the war?

I had you down as older.

Why are you imagining what Willo is like?

Just invite him to your next 'Lemon Party' and be done with it.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 31 Aug 15 11.35am
Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.57am Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 10.54am Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.45am Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 10.27am Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.23am Quote Willo at 30 Aug 2015 9.23pm Quote matt_himself at 30 Aug 2015 9.16pm I agreed a bargain last night - she gets to watch Xfactor and I get to watch MOTD - but was told that there is three and half months of Xfactor s*e to come! I fing hated Cheryl Cole, someone called Nick I have never heard of and some other singer I have never heard after mere minutes of the show. I yearn for the days when Saturday night TV was Cannon & Ball doing something unfunny with some bemused guest celebrities followed by Tales of the Unexpected (because as a young lad, it was often your first, furtive view of side boob happened during the show). PS. It fing on again now! Sunday night used to be Bulleye.** And in my youth "Sunday night at the London Palladium" featuring the game show "Beat the clock". I remember the 'Tiller Girls' and Jack Parnell.Used to be hosted by Jimmy Tarbuck and Norman Vaughan amongst others. Liked the bit at the end when all the artists used to stand on a revolving stage and wave to the audience. Edited by Willo (30 Aug 2015 9.26pm) Do you remember Tommy Handley in ITMA, too, Willo? NO ! But I've heard of Tommy Handley. I've heard of Tommy Trinder ! In fact my late mother-in-law's mother and Tommy and Freddie Trinder's mother knew each other and used to go on outings together.Never did meet my mother-in-law's mother - she had passed away. Edited by Willo (31 Aug 2015 10.36am) What did you do in the war? I was born in 1952 so wasn't in the two World Wars. My uncle was in the Korean war in 1953 and whenever I see him he keeps going on about it. I've not served in the forces so have not been in a battle arena. I had you down as older. I have consistently stated on here that I am 63 this year. Born November 1952 in Mayday Hospital.I am informed that there was the great smog round about that time and friends/relatives couldn't visit the newly born baby ! I'm not some old "Fuddy duddy" ! Edited by Willo (31 Aug 2015 11.37am)
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South coast - west of Brighton. 31 Aug 15 11.35am

Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.57am

Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 10.54am

Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.45am

Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 10.27am

Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.23am

Quote Willo at 30 Aug 2015 9.23pm

Quote matt_himself at 30 Aug 2015 9.16pm

PS. It f***ing on again now! Sunday night used to be Bulleye.

And in my youth "Sunday night at the London Palladium" featuring the game show "Beat the clock".

I remember the 'Tiller Girls' and Jack Parnell.Used to be hosted by Jimmy Tarbuck and Norman Vaughan amongst others.

Liked the bit at the end when all the artists used to stand on a revolving stage and wave to the audience.

Edited by Willo (30 Aug 2015 9.26pm)

Do you remember Tommy Handley in ITMA, too, Willo?

NO !
But I've heard of Tommy Handley.

Edited by Willo (31 Aug 2015 10.36am)

What did you do in the war?

I had you down as older.

I have consistently stated on here that I am 63 this year. Born November 1952 in Mayday Hospital.I am informed that there was the great smog round about that time and friends/relatives couldn't visit the newly born baby !

I'm not some old "Fuddy duddy" !

Edited by Willo (31 Aug 2015 11.37am)

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bubble wrap Carparks in South East London 31 Aug 15 12.09pm
Doing deals with the missus? Really. I thought everyone had at least Two televisions in their house. Grows some balls and tell her she is watching MOTD whilst serving you cans of chilled Stella in a rounded Stella glass of course. Snacks optional and a blowy after Palace have appeared of course.
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Carparks in South East London 31 Aug 15 12.09pm

Doing deals with the missus? Really. I thought everyone had at least Two televisions in their house.
Grows some balls and tell her she is watching MOTD whilst serving you cans of chilled Stella in a rounded Stella glass of course. Snacks optional and a blowy after Palace have appeared of course.

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matt_himself Matataland 31 Aug 15 12.40pm
Quote bubble wrap at 31 Aug 2015 12.09pm Doing deals with the missus? Really. I thought everyone had at least Two televisions in their house. Grows some balls and tell her she is watching MOTD whilst serving you cans of chilled Stella in a rounded Stella glass of course. Snacks optional and a blowy after Palace have appeared of course. The above makes me think you are not in a relationship. Or ever have been. There are some times you have to do deals. Also, I would far rather have a nice warmed glass of VSOP than a Stella. "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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Matataland 31 Aug 15 12.40pm

Quote bubble wrap at 31 Aug 2015 12.09pm

The above makes me think you are not in a relationship. Or ever have been. There are some times you have to do deals.

Also, I would far rather have a nice warmed glass of VSOP than a Stella.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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Moose In the sewer pipe... 31 Aug 15 12.54pm
Quote matt_himself at 31 Aug 2015 12.40pm Quote bubble wrap at 31 Aug 2015 12.09pm Doing deals with the missus? Really. I thought everyone had at least Two televisions in their house. Grows some balls and tell her she is watching MOTD whilst serving you cans of chilled Stella in a rounded Stella glass of course. Snacks optional and a blowy after Palace have appeared of course. The above makes me think you are not in a relationship. Or ever have been. There are some times you have to do deals. Also, I would far rather have a nice warmed glass of VSOP than a Stella. Cheap brandy. Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.
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In the sewer pipe... 31 Aug 15 12.54pm

Quote matt_himself at 31 Aug 2015 12.40pm

Quote bubble wrap at 31 Aug 2015 12.09pm

The above makes me think you are not in a relationship. Or ever have been. There are some times you have to do deals.

Also, I would far rather have a nice warmed glass of VSOP than a Stella.

Cheap brandy.

Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 31 Aug 15 1.05pm
Quote Moose at 31 Aug 2015 12.54pm Quote matt_himself at 31 Aug 2015 12.40pm Quote bubble wrap at 31 Aug 2015 12.09pm Doing deals with the missus? Really. I thought everyone had at least Two televisions in their house. Grows some balls and tell her she is watching MOTD whilst serving you cans of chilled Stella in a rounded Stella glass of course. Snacks optional and a blowy after Palace have appeared of course. The above makes me think you are not in a relationship. Or ever have been. There are some times you have to do deals. Also, I would far rather have a nice warmed glass of VSOP than a Stella. Cheap brandy. As for 'Stella' I heard she was cheap too.
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Willo

South coast - west of Brighton. 31 Aug 15 1.05pm

Quote Moose at 31 Aug 2015 12.54pm

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Quote bubble wrap at 31 Aug 2015 12.09pm

The above makes me think you are not in a relationship. Or ever have been. There are some times you have to do deals.

Also, I would far rather have a nice warmed glass of VSOP than a Stella.

Cheap brandy.

As for 'Stella' I heard she was cheap too.

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matthau South Croydon 31 Aug 15 1.34pm
Its all about money. They used to have to pay script writes and actors and so on..... now no-bodies come in and act like tits for free and losers phone in and vote and spend easy earned dole money.. Edited by matthau (31 Aug 2015 1.39pm)
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South Croydon 31 Aug 15 1.34pm

Its all about money.

They used to have to pay script writes and actors and so on.....

now no-bodies come in and act like tits for free and losers phone in and vote and spend easy earned dole money..

Edited by matthau (31 Aug 2015 1.39pm)

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matt_himself Matataland 31 Aug 15 1.40pm
Quote Moose at 31 Aug 2015 12.54pm Quote matt_himself at 31 Aug 2015 12.40pm Quote bubble wrap at 31 Aug 2015 12.09pm Doing deals with the missus? Really. I thought everyone had at least Two televisions in their house. Grows some balls and tell her she is watching MOTD whilst serving you cans of chilled Stella in a rounded Stella glass of course. Snacks optional and a blowy after Palace have appeared of course. The above makes me think you are not in a relationship. Or ever have been. There are some times you have to do deals. Also, I would far rather have a nice warmed glass of VSOP than a Stella. Cheap brandy. Steady on, old bean. A good VSOP is an excellent Gentlemans beverage. Besides, any drink that Eazy 'muthaphuckin' E used to drink for breakfast whilst getting sucked off by 'dirty assed ho's' is good enough for me. "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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Matataland 31 Aug 15 1.40pm

Quote Moose at 31 Aug 2015 12.54pm

Quote matt_himself at 31 Aug 2015 12.40pm

Quote bubble wrap at 31 Aug 2015 12.09pm

The above makes me think you are not in a relationship. Or ever have been. There are some times you have to do deals.

Also, I would far rather have a nice warmed glass of VSOP than a Stella.

Cheap brandy.

Steady on, old bean. A good VSOP is an excellent Gentlemans beverage.

Besides, any drink that Eazy 'muthaphuckin' E used to drink for breakfast whilst getting sucked off by 'dirty assed ho's' is good enough for me.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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