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Red-Blue-Yellow Surrey 03 Aug 15 8.36pm
Get a couple of photos on my mobile then phone The Sun and sell 'My Story'........retire. I also enjoy posting on: Love Everton Forum, the Acceptable Face of Scouse Football. [Link] twitter.com/LuvEvertonForum Come and give it a look, new members would be lovely. Come and JOIN. Or they'll nick your telly.
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Get a couple of photos on my mobile then phone The Sun and sell 'My Story'........retire.

I also enjoy posting on: Love Everton Forum, the Acceptable Face of Scouse Football.
[Link]
twitter.com/LuvEvertonForum
Come and give it a look, new members would be lovely.
Come and JOIN.
Or they'll nick your telly.

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martinb75 Tampere 04 Aug 15 2.49pm
Cheer him on with his own chant.
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Tampere 04 Aug 15 2.49pm

Cheer him on with his own chant.

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jamiemartin721 Reading 06 Aug 15 2.10pm
Quote oghash at 03 Aug 2015 7.52am If it was Calvin Andrew i'd applaud. Congratulate him on finally scoring! Could be a nightmare if you were waiting for him to finish.... "One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" [Link]
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jamiemartin721

Reading 06 Aug 15 2.10pm

Quote oghash at 03 Aug 2015 7.52am

If it was Calvin Andrew i'd applaud. Congratulate him on finally scoring!

Could be a nightmare if you were waiting for him to finish....

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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jamiemartin721 Reading 06 Aug 15 2.12pm
In the immortal words of Mike Reed 'Jesus Jules, I have to, but you....' "One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" [Link]
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jamiemartin721

Reading 06 Aug 15 2.12pm

In the immortal words of Mike Reed 'Jesus Jules, I have to, but you....'

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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Part Time James 06 Aug 15 3.08pm
No doubt it'd be Yannick Bolasie working his way through the KARMMMa-sutra. Right? Did I make a funny?
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06 Aug 15 3.08pm

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No doubt it'd be Yannick Bolasie working his way through the KARMMMa-sutra. Right? Did I make a funny?

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dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 06 Aug 15 3.44pm
Quote Part Time James at 06 Aug 2015 3.08pm No doubt it'd be Yannick Bolasie working his way through the KARMMMa-sutra. Right? Did I make a funny? No. Definitely No. I'd say when your finished, you've got 30 seconds to get the f*** out. Then I'd have beer with the palace player and play fifa. "It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"
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wherever I lay my hat....... 06 Aug 15 3.44pm

Quote Part Time James at 06 Aug 2015 3.08pm

No doubt it'd be Yannick Bolasie working his way through the KARMMMa-sutra. Right? Did I make a funny?

No. Definitely No.

I'd say when your finished, you've got 30 seconds to get the f*** out.

Then I'd have beer with the palace player and play fifa.

"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

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Part Time James 06 Aug 15 3.45pm
Quote dannyh at 06 Aug 2015 3.44pm Quote Part Time James at 06 Aug 2015 3.08pm No doubt it'd be Yannick Bolasie working his way through the KARMMMa-sutra. Right? Did I make a funny? No. Definitely No. I'd say when your finished, you've got 30 seconds to get the f*** out. Then I'd have beer with the palace player and play fifa. Oh ok, everyone's a critic! I'll go back to my day job
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Part Time James

06 Aug 15 3.45pm

Quote dannyh at 06 Aug 2015 3.44pm

Quote Part Time James at 06 Aug 2015 3.08pm

No doubt it'd be Yannick Bolasie working his way through the KARMMMa-sutra. Right? Did I make a funny?

No. Definitely No.

I'd say when your finished, you've got 30 seconds to get the f*** out.

Then I'd have beer with the palace player and play fifa.

Oh ok, everyone's a critic! I'll go back to my day job

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Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 06 Aug 15 4.29pm
I wouldn't be happy. She's M*llwall! Lend me a Tenor 31 May to 3 June 2017 John McIntosh Arts Centre London Oratory School SW6 1RX with Superfly in the chorus [Link]
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The sun always shines in Catford 06 Aug 15 4.29pm

I wouldn't be happy. She's M*llwall!

Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
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Part Time James 06 Aug 15 4.30pm
Quote Superfly at 06 Aug 2015 4.29pm I wouldn't be happy. She's M*llwall! Any pictures?
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Part Time James

06 Aug 15 4.30pm

Quote Superfly at 06 Aug 2015 4.29pm

I wouldn't be happy. She's M*llwall!

Any pictures?

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Harpo Oxfordshire 09 Aug 15 9.35am
If I'm off for night out on the jar on a Saturday, I always make sure she's suitably exhausted before I go. Late afternoon and early evening on a Saturday, is always ironing, hoovering, washing up, doing the bins, and washing the clothes for the missus. Works every time.
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Harpo

Oxfordshire 09 Aug 15 9.35am

If I'm off for night out on the jar on a Saturday, I always make sure she's suitably exhausted before I go.

Late afternoon and early evening on a Saturday, is always ironing, hoovering, washing up, doing the bins, and washing the clothes for the missus.

Works every time.

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20 Spaces Isnt Enoug Bolton 09 Aug 15 10.07am
Keith Gillespie tells in his book of the time he went back to a woman's place [ not thinking she was married ]. Went in an empty child's bedroom and saw his picture and other Newcastle players on the walls. He thought he was well away. Whilst he was screwing the lass, this man came in. Husband came home from club/pub. There was this brief moment when they both looked at each other and Keith thought as he was a Newcastle fan, he'd get away with it. Wrong. A few punches and a dash downstairs and out of house.
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Keith Gillespie tells in his book of the time he went back to a woman's place [ not thinking she was married ].
Went in an empty child's bedroom and saw his picture and other Newcastle players on the walls.
He thought he was well away.
Whilst he was screwing the lass, this man came in.
Husband came home from club/pub.
There was this brief moment when they both looked at each other and Keith thought as he was a Newcastle fan, he'd get away with it.
Wrong.
A few punches and a dash downstairs and out of house.

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oghash 12 Aug 15 7.34am
Quote jamiemartin721 at 06 Aug 2015 2.10pm Quote oghash at 03 Aug 2015 7.52am If it was Calvin Andrew i'd applaud. Congratulate him on finally scoring! Could be a nightmare if you were waiting for him to finish.... Lol, that's why candy crush was invented. Thanks for maknig me chuckle at the end of a night shift! Why would anyone chose to be a Seagull? The Eagle is a far superior creature. The Seagull lives under it's damp pier meekly looking out, blinded by the sheer quality of the Eagle's palace.
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