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Sedlescombe Sedlescombe 31 Jul 15 4.55pm
Quote Part Time James at 31 Jul 2015 4.53pm Quote Sedlescombe at 31 Jul 2015 4.48pm Rather lost interest in the man when he announced that he was going to live in Rome because there were too many foreigners in the UK without seeing the paradox in that statement No paradox there at all. As soon as Morrissey moved to Rome all the Italians left because there were too many Morrisseys in Rome. No paradox from the Italians point of view certainly
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Sedlescombe 31 Jul 15 4.55pm

Quote Part Time James at 31 Jul 2015 4.53pm

Quote Sedlescombe at 31 Jul 2015 4.48pm

Rather lost interest in the man when he announced that he was going to live in Rome because there were too many foreigners in the UK without seeing the paradox in that statement

No paradox there at all. As soon as Morrissey moved to Rome all the Italians left because there were too many Morrisseys in Rome.

No paradox from the Italians point of view certainly

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matt_himself Matataland 31 Jul 15 5.03pm
I have become rather fond of Mozzer recently. He appears to be wanting to take over the role of the UK's number one barmy curmudgeon from Prince Philip when he snuffs it. He can now be relied upon to say or do at least three things deemed as socially unacceptable a year. That to me is kind of why we need fading pop stars who haven't had the Emperor complex smashed out of the them by years of decadent living. "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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Matataland 31 Jul 15 5.03pm

I have become rather fond of Mozzer recently. He appears to be wanting to take over the role of the UK's number one barmy curmudgeon from Prince Philip when he snuffs it.

He can now be relied upon to say or do at least three things deemed as socially unacceptable a year. That to me is kind of why we need fading pop stars who haven't had the Emperor complex smashed out of the them by years of decadent living.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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fed up eagle Between Horley, Surrey and Preston... 31 Jul 15 5.09pm
Why?..........Just why? Mind you the security guard had probably never felt a real c*nt before.
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Between Horley, Surrey and Preston... 31 Jul 15 5.09pm

Why?..........Just why?

Mind you the security guard had probably never felt a real c*nt before.

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Stuk Top half 31 Jul 15 5.09pm
Quote Lombardos barber at 31 Jul 2015 4.44pm One of the most self-absorbed, sanctimonious bell-ends on earth. I will smile at the news of his eventual death. Unless I die first of course. Said airport security after searching him. Optimistic as ever
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Quote Lombardos barber at 31 Jul 2015 4.44pm

One of the most self-absorbed, sanctimonious bell-ends on earth.

I will smile at the news of his eventual death.

Unless I die first of course.

Said airport security after searching him.

Optimistic as ever

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PalazioVecchio south pole 31 Jul 15 6.35pm
there are creatures living under rocks that are more deserving of our attention than this pathetic excuse for a man Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford
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there are creatures living under rocks that are more deserving of our attention than this pathetic excuse for a man

Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

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leggedstruggle Croydon 31 Jul 15 7.07pm
I think the security guy was alarmed by the flowers stuffed down the back of M's trousers. mother-in-law is an anagram of woman hitler
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I think the security guy was alarmed by the flowers stuffed down the back of M's trousers.

mother-in-law is an anagram of woman hitler

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becky over the moon 31 Jul 15 7.51pm
Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Jul 2015 4.29pm Sexually assaulted. [Link] 1) He should be so lucky.... 2) you bstrd - I thought it was a 'dead' thread and broke open the gin too early!!!!!! Edited by becky (31 Jul 2015 7.52pm) A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers
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Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Jul 2015 4.29pm

Sexually assaulted.

[Link]

1) He should be so lucky....

2) you b*st*rd - I thought it was a 'dead' thread and broke open the gin too early!!!!!!

Edited by becky (31 Jul 2015 7.52pm)

A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 31 Jul 15 9.39pm
Quote becky at 31 Jul 2015 7.51pm Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Jul 2015 4.29pm Sexually assaulted. [Link] 1) He should be so lucky.... 2) you bstrd - I thought it was a 'dead' thread and broke open the gin too early!!!!!! Edited by becky (31 Jul 2015 7.52pm) Working on it.... Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham
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Clapham on the Back 31 Jul 15 9.39pm

Quote becky at 31 Jul 2015 7.51pm

Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Jul 2015 4.29pm

Sexually assaulted.

[Link]

1) He should be so lucky....

2) you b*st*rd - I thought it was a 'dead' thread and broke open the gin too early!!!!!!

Edited by becky (31 Jul 2015 7.52pm)

Working on it....

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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Kermit8 Hevon 31 Jul 15 10.31pm
Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Jul 2015 9.39pm Quote becky at 31 Jul 2015 7.51pm Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Jul 2015 4.29pm Sexually assaulted. [Link] 1) He should be so lucky.... 2) you bstrd - I thought it was a 'dead' thread and broke open the gin too early!!!!!! Edited by becky (31 Jul 2015 7.52pm) Working on it.... It troubles me deeply that two such fine minds cannot see and appreciate the unique lyrical and poetic genius of such an obnoxious and annoying cvnt. Big chest and massive boobs [Link]
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Hevon 31 Jul 15 10.31pm

Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Jul 2015 9.39pm

Quote becky at 31 Jul 2015 7.51pm

Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Jul 2015 4.29pm

Sexually assaulted.

[Link]

1) He should be so lucky....

2) you b*st*rd - I thought it was a 'dead' thread and broke open the gin too early!!!!!!

Edited by becky (31 Jul 2015 7.52pm)

Working on it....

It troubles me deeply that two such fine minds cannot see and appreciate the unique lyrical and poetic genius of such an obnoxious and annoying cvnt.

Big chest and massive boobs

[Link]

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EagleEyedAlbert ...too far north of the water. 01 Aug 15 12.18pm
Hand In Glove... in my pants. "IS HE!!?" -Can often be found on HOL Radio chatting Palace-related nonsense: Catch it here, Sunday Nights 8pm: [Link] HOL Radio Twitter: [Link] Me on the Twitter: [Link] "You don't own a dog & bark yourself, do you?"
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Hand In Glove... in my pants.

"IS HE!!?"

-Can often be found on HOL Radio chatting Palace-related nonsense:

Catch it here, Sunday Nights 8pm: [Link]

HOL Radio Twitter: [Link]

Me on the Twitter: [Link]

"You don't own a dog & bark yourself, do you?"

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becky over the moon 02 Aug 15 8.48am
Quote Kermit8 at 31 Jul 2015 10.31pm Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Jul 2015 9.39pm Quote becky at 31 Jul 2015 7.51pm Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Jul 2015 4.29pm Sexually assaulted. [Link] 1) He should be so lucky.... 2) you bstrd - I thought it was a 'dead' thread and broke open the gin too early!!!!!! Edited by becky (31 Jul 2015 7.52pm) Working on it.... It troubles me deeply that two such fine minds cannot see and appreciate the unique lyrical and poetic genius of such an obnoxious and annoying cvnt. My worst nightmare.......... I'm in a room, in my hand is a gun and Morrissey, Sting and Bono are tied, blindfolded, to chairs in a row in front of me. The nightmare is that I only have 2 bullets in the gun........ A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers
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over the moon 02 Aug 15 8.48am

Quote Kermit8 at 31 Jul 2015 10.31pm

Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Jul 2015 9.39pm

Quote becky at 31 Jul 2015 7.51pm

Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Jul 2015 4.29pm

Sexually assaulted.

[Link]

1) He should be so lucky....

2) you b*st*rd - I thought it was a 'dead' thread and broke open the gin too early!!!!!!

Edited by becky (31 Jul 2015 7.52pm)

Working on it....

It troubles me deeply that two such fine minds cannot see and appreciate the unique lyrical and poetic genius of such an obnoxious and annoying cvnt.

My worst nightmare..........

I'm in a room, in my hand is a gun and Morrissey, Sting and Bono are tied, blindfolded, to chairs in a row in front of me.

The nightmare is that I only have 2 bullets in the gun........

A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

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palace_in_frogland In a broken dream 02 Aug 15 9.05am
Quote becky at 02 Aug 2015 8.48am Quote Kermit8 at 31 Jul 2015 10.31pm Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Jul 2015 9.39pm Quote becky at 31 Jul 2015 7.51pm Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Jul 2015 4.29pm Sexually assaulted. [Link] 1) He should be so lucky.... 2) you bstrd - I thought it was a 'dead' thread and broke open the gin too early!!!!!! Edited by becky (31 Jul 2015 7.52pm) Working on it.... It troubles me deeply that two such fine minds cannot see and appreciate the unique lyrical and poetic genius of such an obnoxious and annoying cvnt. My worst nightmare.......... I'm in a room, in my hand is a gun and Morrissey, Sting and Bono are tied, blindfolded, to chairs in a row in front of me. The nightmare is that I only have 2 bullets in the gun........ Shoot 2 of them, beat the other one to death with the gun, and walk calmly away knowing that the world is a better place for what you just did. Especially the jumped up self important little tw@t from u too.
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