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miles18 Flag Telford 18 Jul 15 10.27am

The latest Godzilla film that came out.
Girlfriends son wanted to watch It so had to Sir through It all.

 



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matthau Flag South Croydon 18 Jul 15 11.08am Send a Private Message to matthau Add matthau as a friend

Quote CheeseRolls at 18 Jul 2015 9.42am

Stayed up til stupid o'clock the other night watching '13th Warrior'. Absolute gash.


With Antonio Bandaras?

I thought that was alright.

esp the bit when he's on the boat learning the language of the locals, and then after a while when he picks it up the language of the movie turned to English, i thought that was clever.


Similar, more mythical film, was Outlander. Very good sci fi film.

 

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kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 18 Jul 15 11.11am Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Quote Cucking Funt at 18 Jul 2015 9.17am

The Phantom Menace
Eyes Wide Shut
Mamma Mia


the work of the devil this.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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rednblueblood 18 Jul 15 8.44pm Send a Private Message to rednblueblood Add rednblueblood as a friend

ALL musicals grease,mama mia.....ALL

 


In dog beers I’ve only had one.

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lankygit Flag Lincoln 18 Jul 15 8.49pm Send a Private Message to lankygit Add lankygit as a friend

Quote rednblueblood at 18 Jul 2015 8.44pm

ALL musicals grease,mama mia.....ALL


Apart from "Tommy" and "Quadrophenia" I agree rnbb.

 


Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? [Link]

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braunstoneagle Flag the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 18 Jul 15 8.55pm Send a Private Message to braunstoneagle Add braunstoneagle as a friend

filth...promised to much, delivered a headf***.

 


‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway


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moylerg Flag Cofton Hackett, Worcestershire 18 Jul 15 9.27pm Send a Private Message to moylerg Add moylerg as a friend

Quote rednblueblood at 18 Jul 2015 8.44pm

ALL musicals grease,mama mia.....ALL

Nah, worth it for the end scene with Olivia Neutron Bomb literally sewed into those leather trousers.... Grrrrrr.... But ooooooh, those Summer Niiiiiiiiiights

 


Most certainly not European.

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moylerg Flag Cofton Hackett, Worcestershire 18 Jul 15 9.27pm Send a Private Message to moylerg Add moylerg as a friend

Quote braunstoneagle at 18 Jul 2015 8.55pm

filth...promised to much, delivered a headf***.


Agree, was f***ing awful.

 


Most certainly not European.

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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 20 Jul 15 8.30am Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

What Dreams May Come
Patch Adams
Tommy

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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Superfly Flag The sun always shines in Catford 20 Jul 15 9.11am Send a Private Message to Superfly Add Superfly as a friend

Requiem for a dream

Highly inaccurate anti drug propaganda. Totally ridiculous. Makes Reefer Madness look like a documentary.

A sample of the laughingly stupid things we're supposed to believe are below (Note - I lifted these off an IMDB rant) **contains spoilers**

1. Harry goes to a hospital to get his obviously gangrened arm cured. A doctor spots him as a drug addict and calls the police WITHOUT TENDING TO THE ARM FIRST. The weirdest thing about this is that the poor guy is later sent back to the hospital to have his arm cut off. The good part for Harry is that he should become a rich man in no time, after suing the doctor, the hospital and probably the police.

2. A dealer won't sell heroin for money, but he will trade it for sex. He could hire all the hookers he wants with the money he'd earn selling the heroin, specially considering he's the only provider for the whole city at that time. Still, all he wants is to see some lesbian sex live. Apparently, this is in the movie only to create tension between the lead and his girlfriend. Well, and to show Jennifer Connelly naked.

3. A previously healthy old lady is allowed to degenerate mentally to the point of being confined and given electroshocks without receiving any help, even though she's been shown previously socializing with many other people. For some reason the only person who realizes she's sick is his son, who doesn't care much for her anyway. Not that he does anything about it, either. Strangely enough, there's a shot of her friends waiting in the asylum looking worried while she receives electrical discharges without anesthetics.

4. Even though heroin can be injected practically anywhere, the lead will do it always in the same place. Even when the spot becomes a purulent wound he'll still do it the exact same position. Not an inch above, not in the other arm, not in a leg. Right in the middle of the wound.

 


Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

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London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
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ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 27 Jul 15 1.57pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

I'd be very surprised if anyone could watch this film and not the rate it the worst they've ever seen by some considerable distance ...

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Part Time James Flag 27 Jul 15 2.15pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Life of Crime
Transporter
Fear Clinic
Kill Bill
Smart House
The Godfather
Fast and the Furious 5 (I haven't seen any of the others but they might be cack too)
Battle Royale 2

 




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