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Alexi_the_Eagle Newton-le-Willows 06 Jul 15 6.59pm | |
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"We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here, and we want them now!" Withnail - Withnail and I "There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing." Patrick Bateman - American Psycho
"Look at that. Accident blackspot? These aren't accidents! They're throwing themselves into the road gladly! Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness!" |
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Catfish Burgess Hill 06 Jul 15 8.24pm | |
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Quote Superfly at 06 Jul 2015 5.24pm
Gentleman you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial |
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becky over the moon 06 Jul 15 9.55pm | |
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At the total destruction of a transit van.... "You were only supposed to blow the ruddy doors off" Michael Caine, the Italian Job (original version)
A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers |
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Harpo Oxfordshire 06 Jul 15 11.17pm | |
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After a 'session'... Bonnie: 'You were good' Clyde: 'Yeah, I know'
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Dan Theolmesdaleroad Up north 06 Jul 15 11.40pm | |
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"Look, you don't know me from Adam. But I was a better man with you as a woman than I ever was with a woman as a man. Know what I mean?"
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Red-Blue-Yellow Surrey 07 Jul 15 1.54am | |
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"Where de White Women at?" and and Edited by Red-Blue-Yellow (07 Jul 2015 2.05am)
I also enjoy posting on: Love Everton Forum, the Acceptable Face of Scouse Football. |
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mr. apollo Somewhere in Switzerland 07 Jul 15 8.41am | |
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From Snatch: Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you? Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig s***, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". Vinny: Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the f*** you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?
Glad All Over |
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Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 07 Jul 15 8.44am | |
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" I picked the wrong day to give up glue sniffing" Edited by Red-Blue-Yellow (07 Jul 2015 2.05am)
Please welcome, the very excellent barbarian......MR. GENGHIS KHAN! This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods.
Lend me a Tenor 31 May to 3 June 2017 John McIntosh Arts Centre with Superfly in the chorus |
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Apollofuzz On the edge of reason 07 Jul 15 9.12am | |
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die. Blade Runner
I ride a GS scooter with my hair cut neat |
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dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 07 Jul 15 11.14am | |
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"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" |
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Lofty3rgj 08 Jul 15 10.20am | |
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Slightly off topic, here are a couple of tee shirts for JM721.
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You're asking me what it's all about, and I can't tell you because I don't know what's going on myself. |
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Lofty3rgj 08 Jul 15 10.21am | |
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Slightly off topic, here are a couple of tee shirts for JM721.
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You're asking me what it's all about, and I can't tell you because I don't know what's going on myself. |
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