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Midlands Eagle Flag 11 Jun 15 3.59pm Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Quote jamiemartin721 at 11 Jun 2015 12.47pm

I always think if your outraged by tits or cocks, then you've failed at life,

Whereas insulting the culture of other countries just so that you can brag about it on Facebook marks you out as a success at life I suppose


 

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lankygit Flag Lincoln 11 Jun 15 4.17pm Send a Private Message to lankygit Add lankygit as a friend

I can well understand her dad not hoping she will be made an example of.
Where the f**k is she going to get 10 Buffalo from?

 


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johnfirewall Flag 11 Jun 15 4.29pm Send a Private Message to johnfirewall Add johnfirewall as a friend

Quote jamiemartin721 at 11 Jun 2015 3.57pm

They were probably just as bonkers, they just had more fun, as it seems that drinking and shagging were quite popular pagan festival past times. Probably because for the most part people weren't writing stuff down and arguing what so and so really meant, and had that more shamanic approach to reality, in which you essentially combat reality with as many mind altering substances as you can find.

And to think people are killing themselves in the hope of imaginary shagging in heaven. It's a shame that anything resembling Paganism these days would likely be some sort of death cult.

 

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johnfirewall Flag 11 Jun 15 4.38pm Send a Private Message to johnfirewall Add johnfirewall as a friend

Quote Ian J at 11 Jun 2015 3.59pm

Quote jamiemartin721 at 11 Jun 2015 12.47pm

I always think if your outraged by tits or cocks, then you've failed at life,

Whereas insulting the culture of other countries just so that you can brag about it on Facebook marks you out as a success at life I suppose

It's a cool thing to do these days apparently. Not that I care either way but I just wanted to point out that it's occuring on various mountains around the world. It's not really these kids fault that this particular mountain is the focus of such witchcraft.


Edited by johnfirewall (11 Jun 2015 4.38pm)

 

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becky Flag over the moon 11 Jun 15 5.30pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Quote johnfirewall at 11 Jun 2015 4.29pm

Quote jamiemartin721 at 11 Jun 2015 3.57pm

They were probably just as bonkers, they just had more fun, as it seems that drinking and shagging were quite popular pagan festival past times. Probably because for the most part people weren't writing stuff down and arguing what so and so really meant, and had that more shamanic approach to reality, in which you essentially combat reality with as many mind altering substances as you can find.

And to think people are killing themselves in the hope of imaginary shagging in heaven. It's a shame that anything resembling Paganism these days would likely be some sort of death cult.

Paganism is alive and well and hugging trees and drawing down the Goddess in leafy glades up and down the country..... has no-one invited you to go along yet?


Edited by becky (11 Jun 2015 5.30pm)

 


A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

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legaleagle Flag 11 Jun 15 8.38pm

Quote jamiemartin721 at 11 Jun 2015 12.47pm

I always think if your outraged by tits or cocks, then you've failed at life, unless maybe they're presented whilst eating dinner (sushi excluded). Also, if your going to prosecute someone for nudity, you have to publish the pictures, so we can all judge.

And my sacrament would be magic mushrooms.

This is why I'd make a better god, because my sacred word, is that nudity and naughtiness makes your god happy.

Kind of makes me think about how the catholic church managed to get outraged about gay marriage and not its own priests f**king children.


Could make you fall off the top of the mountain though

 

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derben Flag 11 Jun 15 9.03pm

twin peaks

 

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 11 Jun 15 10.26pm

Quote Ian J at 11 Jun 2015 3.59pm

Quote jamiemartin721 at 11 Jun 2015 12.47pm

I always think if your outraged by tits or cocks, then you've failed at life,

Whereas insulting the culture of other countries just so that you can brag about it on Facebook marks you out as a success at life I suppose


No, but lets face it, its the same as those idiots who get their knickers wet at a cartoon, or some other utterly pointless s**t. Total overreaction by reactionary nutbars, who generally assume everyone should be exactly like them. Frigid, dried up, desicatted kill joys.


 


"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 11 Jun 15 10.27pm

Quote becky at 11 Jun 2015 5.30pm

Quote johnfirewall at 11 Jun 2015 4.29pm

Quote jamiemartin721 at 11 Jun 2015 3.57pm

They were probably just as bonkers, they just had more fun, as it seems that drinking and shagging were quite popular pagan festival past times. Probably because for the most part people weren't writing stuff down and arguing what so and so really meant, and had that more shamanic approach to reality, in which you essentially combat reality with as many mind altering substances as you can find.

And to think people are killing themselves in the hope of imaginary shagging in heaven. It's a shame that anything resembling Paganism these days would likely be some sort of death cult.

Paganism is alive and well and hugging trees and drawing down the Goddess in leafy glades up and down the country..... has no-one invited you to go along yet?


Edited by becky (11 Jun 2015 5.30pm)

That's the problem with it, basically its environmentalism and tree hugging. Where is the drinking, nudity and mental rituals.

 


"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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Jordan555x Flag Bromley 12 Jun 15 1.09am Send a Private Message to Jordan555x Add Jordan555x as a friend

Quote Stuk at 11 Jun 2015 1.03pm

I love countries that have people s***ting in the streets talking about what causes offence.


It's the same with many Islamic countries...

They are quite happy to allow beheading, child marriage, lashing, wife beating, slavery all fine...

But naming a teddy bear Mohammad is an absolute f***ing no go!

 

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 12 Jun 15 9.56am

Quote Ian J at 11 Jun 2015 3.59pm

Quote jamiemartin721 at 11 Jun 2015 12.47pm

I always think if your outraged by tits or cocks, then you've failed at life,

Whereas insulting the culture of other countries just so that you can brag about it on Facebook marks you out as a success at life I suppose


Any culture that regards tits, bums and willies as an offence worthy of imprisonment, isn't one worth regarding (I'd go as far as to say any culture that enforces moral guidance on personal behavior, that isn't directly damaging to other people, is flawed).

 


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topcat Flag Holmesdale / Surbiton 12 Jun 15 10.15am Send a Private Message to topcat Add topcat as a friend

Quote derben at 11 Jun 2015 12.57pm

Quote jamiemartin721 at 11 Jun 2015 12.47pm


This is why I'd make a better god
, because my sacred word, is that nudity and naughtiness makes your god happy.

Kind of makes me think about how the catholic church managed to get outraged about gay marriage and not its own priests f**king children.

I'm just trying to imagine how things would be if Jamie were God. I think we would struggle to fully understand his 'sacred words', especially those appearing on various cakes. Mind you, I expect Palace would get the benefit of a few dubious refereeing decisions.


Edited by derben (11 Jun 2015 12.58pm)

Jamie as a god would start off ok, all sex and drugs and rock n roll. Then people would decide to write down an interpretation of what he meant and at this point it would become difficult.

Some people would take his views on rapists as a licence to make jokes about anything that can be made funny. However others would assume it was literal and want to make it compulsory to carry duct tape and disposable gloves with you at all times.

 


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