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jamiemartin721  Reading 01 Jun 15 7.25pm |
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Quote Stuk at 01 Jun 2015 4.49pm
Britain's got pets. I should also like to add that the entire 'public' process other than picking the winner, from the provided shortlist, is a sham. Indeed, in an age where you can just fire up the internet and watch endless clips of entertaining animals on youtube it seems a bit curious as to why people are so impressed with dogs. Although Simon Cowell getting five of them to sing was fairly impressive.
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| derben 01 Jun 15 8.16pm |
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Quote jamiemartin721 at 01 Jun 2015 7.23pm
Quote derben at 01 Jun 2015 5.23pm
Why are cake inscripters so overlooked? Maybe they misread the title, BGT and refuse to take part.
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They're debating whether animals should be allowed on BGT on LBC. No because it's fcuking sh1t.
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Kermit8  Hevon 01 Jun 15 8.31pm |
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Quote johnfirewall at 01 Jun 2015 8.22pm
They're debating whether animals should be allowed on BGT on LBC. No because it's fcuking sh1t.
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| Kermit8 Hevon 01 Jun 15 8.32pm |
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Quote johnfirewall at 01 Jun 2015 8.22pm
They're debating whether animals should be allowed on BGT on LBC. No because it's fcuking sh1t.
Big chest and massive boobs |
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 01 Jun 15 8.51pm |
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Quote johnfirewall at 01 Jun 2015 8.22pm
They're debating whether animals should be allowed on BGT on LBC. No because it's fcuking sh1t. How s**t do you have to be in order to be less interesting than a dog (unless it involves smelling things) in a human talent contest. Disqualified from the human race for pushing.
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The Sash  Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 02 Jun 15 8.33am |
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I haven't seen it either but if a dog act is the pinnacle of the talent that's out there then simply Britains Got Talent ? The answer is obviously a resounding no...
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| npn Crowborough 02 Jun 15 9.13am |
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Quote Stuk at 01 Jun 2015 5.37pm
Quote Superfly at 01 Jun 2015 5.17pm
Turns out, the dog ain't got much talent either
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Frickin Saweet  South Cronx 02 Jun 15 9.32am |
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Quote jamiemartin721 at 01 Jun 2015 4.29pm
Never actually seen it, but you can't avoid hearing about it. For everyone who entered or took part, I'd like to point out that you should consider the reality of your situation, in that you lost a competition to a dog. And not even a famous dog, like Lassie. Ritual Seppuku is without doubt the only life choice left to you. You are less interesting that something that has to lick its own asshole, speaks no languages and muster almost as many facial expressions as Joan Collins. It would be bloody impressive if someone got on stage and licked their own arsehole. Especially if it was part of a contortionist act and said bumlicker was a total fittie.
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| Kermit8 Hevon 02 Jun 15 9.52am |
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If a contortionist gave himself a blowjob that would be a totally new orientation group. A bendysexual Edited by Kermit8 (02 Jun 2015 9.53am)
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Mr Fenandes  02 Jun 15 9.58am |
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BGT reminds me of the recurring show "w***ing for coins" from TV go home.
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 02 Jun 15 9.59am |
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Quote Kermit8 at 02 Jun 2015 9.52am
If a contortionist gave himself a blowjob that would be a totally new orientation group. A bendysexual Edited by Kermit8 (02 Jun 2015 9.53am)
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