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 the despotic banana  Dept. of Baboon Maintenance 29 Apr 15 1.32pm |
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Quote Part Time James at 29 Apr 2015 12.55pm
Quote the despotic banana at 29 Apr 2015 12.52pm
"So, can I get a panini and an expresso?" F*ck off.
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silvertop  Portishead 29 Apr 15 2.00pm |
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Shopkeepers who add "...today?" And will you want a muffin with that coffee today? No, but I will pre-order a pain au raisin for tomorrow
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on me shed son  Krakow 29 Apr 15 2.18pm |
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Quote Charlie Croker at 29 Apr 2015 12.07pm
"Like" when used 6 times in any 12 word sentence (see TOWIE) "You know" when used 6 times in any 12 word sentence (see D Beckham or most footballers) "Would/could of" instead of would have/could have Saying "hashtag" in front of words - as if that's supposed to mean something useful to the listener "Sick" for good "Dope" for good "Phat/Fat"(not sure & don't care on spelling) for good - what's wrong with "good"?? I guess I'm not down with the kids - or whatever the correct term is for that now, and don't even get me started on text speak in normal, everyday conversation. Edited by Charlie Croker (29 Apr 2015 12.08pm) I think you can forgive footballers for using filler words on tv interviews when they have a camera in their face after running around for 90 mins. Especially when they're not paid to make fancy speeches.
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| Part Time James 29 Apr 15 2.22pm |
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Quote silvertop at 29 Apr 2015 2.00pm
Shopkeepers who add "...today?" And will you want a muffin with that coffee today? No, but I will pre-order a pain au raisin for tomorrow
"No, I wanted it yesterday you lazy c**t, chop chop"
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| Lyons550 Shirley 29 Apr 15 2.31pm |
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Since when was it acceptable to answer question with "So, ......"
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| fledgling Beckenham 29 Apr 15 2.50pm |
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2. When did we all start saying "bat sh!t crazy" and stop saying "basta*d chronic". I can't keep up. Edited by fledgling (29 Apr 2015 2.51pm)
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| jj_cpfc Bromley 29 Apr 15 2.54pm |
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Quote on me shed son at 29 Apr 2015 2.18pm
Quote Charlie Croker at 29 Apr 2015 12.07pm
"Like" when used 6 times in any 12 word sentence (see TOWIE) "You know" when used 6 times in any 12 word sentence (see D Beckham or most footballers) "Would/could of" instead of would have/could have Saying "hashtag" in front of words - as if that's supposed to mean something useful to the listener "Sick" for good "Dope" for good "Phat/Fat"(not sure & don't care on spelling) for good - what's wrong with "good"?? I guess I'm not down with the kids - or whatever the correct term is for that now, and don't even get me started on text speak in normal, everyday conversation. Edited by Charlie Croker (29 Apr 2015 12.08pm) I think you can forgive footballers for using filler words on tv interviews when they have a camera in their face after running around for 90 mins. Especially when they're not paid to make fancy speeches.
Very annoying.
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| Part Time James 29 Apr 15 2.55pm |
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Quote jj_cpfc at 29 Apr 2015 2.54pm
Quote on me shed son at 29 Apr 2015 2.18pm
Quote Charlie Croker at 29 Apr 2015 12.07pm
"Like" when used 6 times in any 12 word sentence (see TOWIE) "You know" when used 6 times in any 12 word sentence (see D Beckham or most footballers) "Would/could of" instead of would have/could have Saying "hashtag" in front of words - as if that's supposed to mean something useful to the listener "Sick" for good "Dope" for good "Phat/Fat"(not sure & don't care on spelling) for good - what's wrong with "good"?? I guess I'm not down with the kids - or whatever the correct term is for that now, and don't even get me started on text speak in normal, everyday conversation. Edited by Charlie Croker (29 Apr 2015 12.08pm) I think you can forgive footballers for using filler words on tv interviews when they have a camera in their face after running around for 90 mins. Especially when they're not paid to make fancy speeches.
Very annoying.
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The Sash  Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 29 Apr 15 3.30pm |
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Quote jj_cpfc at 29 Apr 2015 2.54pm
Quote on me shed son at 29 Apr 2015 2.18pm
Quote Charlie Croker at 29 Apr 2015 12.07pm
"Like" when used 6 times in any 12 word sentence (see TOWIE) "You know" when used 6 times in any 12 word sentence (see D Beckham or most footballers) "Would/could of" instead of would have/could have Saying "hashtag" in front of words - as if that's supposed to mean something useful to the listener "Sick" for good "Dope" for good "Phat/Fat"(not sure & don't care on spelling) for good - what's wrong with "good"?? I guess I'm not down with the kids - or whatever the correct term is for that now, and don't even get me started on text speak in normal, everyday conversation. Edited by Charlie Croker (29 Apr 2015 12.08pm) I think you can forgive footballers for using filler words on tv interviews when they have a camera in their face after running around for 90 mins. Especially when they're not paid to make fancy speeches.
Very annoying.
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Seth  On a pale blue dot 29 Apr 15 3.44pm |
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Quote lambsandwich at 29 Apr 2015 12.15pm
I hate "Can I get" with a passion but the ones that really get me at the moment are, your instead of you'll eg " We're gonna win the league, your see" and are instead of our "Keep you hands of are Yannick" admittedly these are used mostly in the written form but still annoying. How about people saying "you" instead of "your" and "of" instead of "off"?
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| The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 29 Apr 15 3.48pm |
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Its not a figure of speech but the amount of people who confuse the word 'Loose' and 'Lose' (as in I saw Palace loose at Arsenal) is reaching epidemic proportions and the only way I can see of rectifying it is by culling...
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| Jason Lm London 29 Apr 15 3.54pm |
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I've also come across a few who confuse 'brought' with 'bought'. "I brought myself a ticket to the next palace game" This is one which is spoken but not often written as far as I have noticed.
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