pint of absinthe, lay down in dark room silvertop.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

They have Fulham last game of season ?

For all the fear we have about relegation, there are still teams below us who will be even more scared. Newcastle without Wilson for some time a good example

Fulham home to Newcastle last game of the season.

A Palace win tonight when they are overwhelming favourites to beat us would place a huge burden on Brighton and knock their confidence sideways. They would start to play with real fear and uncertainty that may take too long to address.

If only...

For the first time I'm beginning to feel that I'm not that concerned about going down. Perhaps, as Fulham creep up on us this is a form of emotional self-protection i.e. preparing for the worst so that if it happens it won't be too painful.

I know that there is no guarantee of a quick return, but a glance at the Championship table show last years relegated clubs all in the top 6, along with Swansea who went down a couple of years before.

I may be wrong, but I believe rebuilding the side would be less of a challenge outside of the Premier League. We could be a bit more adventurous with the choice of new manager, although it might exclude some of the names currently being touted. We might be able to blood some of our academy players. One or two of our older players whom we might have got rid of could provide a backbone of experience. And, we could look around for promising young players who might not be quite ready for Premier League football.

Of course we'd no doubt have to say goodbye to the likes of Zaha and Eze, but that may happen anyway, and the loss of these players wouldn't have the same impact if we were in the Championship.

Of course we would have to offload certain players who are draining the wage budget without contributing much if anything at all!

Easy really