Eni Aluko may not have played in the Premier League but she comes from a footballing family (brother Sone Aluko). She is also highly intelligent - first class honours in Law, and is a role model for other aspiring female footballers.

Roy Hodgson has played for a few non-league Kent teams but has been pretty successful, under the circumstances, with Palace. He hasn't played at a high speed and skill level but his comments are worth listening to in my book.

Wasn't she the one that instigated the racism/bullying saga that eventually got the women's England manager the boot(cant remember his name)?

This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

If by ‘instigated’ you mean ‘victim of’ then you’re absolutely right, yeah.

His name is Mark Sampson and he was just charged by the FA for racist abuse, now as manager of Stevenage.

In Your opinion, not mine.

This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

I'm sorry, I didn't perhaps phrase it well enough. But the point I was making is that people can become very knowledgeable about Premier League football without ever having played at that level.

Which has absolutely no bearing on her abilities as a football commentator.

Phil Neville always comes across as a total ar*e, but after his first dreadful session commenting a world cup, he has proved himself to be a very good pundit since.

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