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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 28 Mar 17 11.57pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Never had all this 'Online dating' when I was in my pomp. We had to either rely on meetings in pubs or discos etc or go to 'Singles' clubs. I have only recently heard of 'Speed dating' - how times have changed!

 

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Midlands Eagle Flag 29 Mar 17 8.15am Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

Never had all this 'Online dating' when I was in my pomp

Nor colour television, dishwashers or carpets in cars just to name but three things of many that you probably didn't have when in your pomp

 

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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 29 Mar 17 8.25am Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

Nor colour television, dishwashers or carpets in cars just to name but three things of many that you probably didn't have when in your pomp

Not that darned ancient - I am 65 in November!

But I recall the 'Rag and bone man' and the milkman on his milk float!

 

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Sportyteacher Flag London 29 Mar 17 8.33am Send a Private Message to Sportyteacher Add Sportyteacher as a friend

Theresa May, aged 60, seeks best possible working relationship with EU despite forced separation. Is open to polygamous arrangement with 27 potential partners but she doesn't like being shafted...

 

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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 29 Mar 17 9.27am Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

'Rag and bone man'

Great voice and currently taking the charts by storm

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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bubble wrap Flag Carparks in South East London 29 Mar 17 10.05am

Originally posted by 7mins

She said, "You should take me away somewhere nice, I have Easter off"
I said "where can we go for just a few days?"

***at this point I had no idea she wanted me to pay***

She then said "just book somewhere, I don't want to know where you're taking me, I want it to be a total surprise"

She phoned me today on her break from work. She said she told her work colleague that I was taking her away, and her work colleague said she was "soooo lucky"


Disclaimer: I haven't agreed to take her away, and I'm not going to.


Anyone got a exit strategy (viable or just funny)

Tell her you are taking her to Syria for Easter to help with the displaced children. That should put her off whilst making you look like a decent human being.

 

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steph_eagle Flag Thornton Heath 29 Mar 17 10.14am Send a Private Message to steph_eagle Add steph_eagle as a friend

Why not just be honest with her? Just ignoring her is going to make you look a right prick.

 

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Superfly Flag The sun always shines in Catford 29 Mar 17 12.23pm Send a Private Message to Superfly Add Superfly as a friend

Originally posted by Willo


But I recall the 'Rag and bone man' and the milkman on his milk float!

Stop bragging about your sexual exploits!

 


Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
[Link]

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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 29 Mar 17 2.56pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by Sportyteacher

Theresa May, aged 60, seeks best possible working relationship with EU despite forced separation. Is open to polygamous arrangement with 27 potential partners but she doesn't like being shafted...

No good. She likes expensive pairs of shoes... cross her off the list

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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Part Time James Flag 29 Mar 17 3.00pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Its very difficult to fake a death. A disappearance, much easier...

a) She wasn't my girlfriend. She was pretty hot and I didn't even get to send her photos of my Johnson.

b) She did a crap job of faking her death, so you're probably right.

 




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7mins Flag In the bush 29 Mar 17 10.58pm Send a Private Message to 7mins Add 7mins as a friend

Originally posted by steph_eagle

Why not just be honest with her? Just ignoring her is going to make you look a right prick.

Whoosh

 

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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 30 Mar 17 12.36am Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Superfly

Stop bragging about your sexual exploits!

No recollections from bygone days!
Would now need an instruction manual.

 

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