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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 28 Mar 17 4.33pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

That weekend we are playing leicester at home. Tell her you have booked an upgraded room at the euro queens hotel and she's spending the afternoon in the lower holmesdale. Burka and rape alarm optional

Disclaimer.. this will only make sense if you have read the thread about it in general talk

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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Kermit8 Flag Hevon 28 Mar 17 4.50pm Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

Originally posted by 7mins

I don't boast about what I earn, I buy n sell properties, it's hard graft... and I do okay financially. I'm guessing she thinks property developer, (which I'm not, I do one property at a time) and thinks ££££


Reminds me of that old line: 'don't bother getting married...just find someone you hate and buy them a house'


 


Big chest and massive boobs

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7mins Flag In the bush 28 Mar 17 5.19pm Send a Private Message to 7mins Add 7mins as a friend

Thanks for the replies. I think I'm gonna have to man up, and just...... ignore her texts/calls/emails until she realises.

 

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Kermit8 Flag Hevon 28 Mar 17 5.26pm Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

Originally posted by 7mins

Thanks for the replies. I think I'm gonna have to man up, and just...... ignore her texts/calls/emails until she realises.

Ah, don't do that. Not nice. Emotional torture. Just send her a text saying 'you don't go out with gold-digging whores'.

 


Big chest and massive boobs

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7mins Flag In the bush 28 Mar 17 5.36pm Send a Private Message to 7mins Add 7mins as a friend

Originally posted by Kermit8

Ah, don't do that. Not nice. Emotional torture. Just send her a text saying 'you don't go out with gold-digging whores'.

It wasn't even a good bj

 

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Kermit8 Flag Hevon 28 Mar 17 5.40pm Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

Originally posted by 7mins

It wasn't even a good bj


Sorry, fella. That doesn't compute in my bonce. Don't understand. scientifically proven there is no such thing as a bad bj. It was on one of them Brian Cox BBC2 Science thingymajigs. And i gotta say I agree with him.

Unless she bit it off, of course, then that would lower its mark to just a 7.5/10 but still not bad.

 


Big chest and massive boobs

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elgrande Flag bedford 28 Mar 17 6.29pm Send a Private Message to elgrande Add elgrande as a friend

Originally posted by 7mins

She said, "You should take me away somewhere nice, I have Easter off"
I said "where can we go for just a few days?"

***at this point I had no idea she wanted me to pay***

She then said "just book somewhere, I don't want to know where you're taking me, I want it to be a total surprise"

She phoned me today on her break from work. She said she told her work colleague that I was taking her away, and her work colleague said she was "soooo lucky"


Disclaimer: I haven't agreed to take her away, and I'm not going to.


Anyone got a exit strategy (viable or just funny)

Ring her up and say" ok I have just found somewhere lovely..I just need your card details"

 


always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

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elgrande Flag bedford 28 Mar 17 6.30pm Send a Private Message to elgrande Add elgrande as a friend

Originally posted by Kermit8


Reminds me of that old line: 'don't bother getting married...just find someone you hate and buy them a house'


Yeah know that feeling...2 houses and a bar in Spain later..

 


always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 28 Mar 17 9.03pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

What's her address.. women like this give the rest of us a bad name. We aren't all money grabbing . Yes it's nice to be treated but you can't force things Like that. I would much rather someone did it spontaneously because they wanted to as a special treat rather than all the time. I definitely seem to be in a minority. I know loads of people who talk about taking their wives / girlfriends regularly round Bluewater on spending sprees. They are at the hairdressers, nail salon , tanning salon all the time spending loads of Money. I'd rather someone said here's a ticket for palace and buy me a nice box of chocolates on the way home. Maybe I need higher standards haha

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 28 Mar 17 9.30pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Why do you want to know her address, Michaela?

This should be good and get imaginations going.

 


COYP

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HeathMan Flag Purley 28 Mar 17 10.57pm Send a Private Message to HeathMan Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add HeathMan as a friend

Please put thoughts of public executions as a Bluewater attraction out of your mind. As Bluewater is reached by road there is no risk of going into a champagne bar. However the pleasure of taking he to Ed's where a milkshake can be enjoyed with conversation about when she finds herself feeling fat can be amusing.

 

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HeathMan Flag Purley 28 Mar 17 10.59pm Send a Private Message to HeathMan Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add HeathMan as a friend

Maybe I need higher standards

No, you have high standards

 

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