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elgrande Flag bedford 28 Mar 17 3.49pm Send a Private Message to elgrande Add elgrande as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

What did she actually say?

Something along the lines of....I will,leave it to ring the travel agent

 


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7mins Flag In the bush 28 Mar 17 3.52pm Send a Private Message to 7mins Add 7mins as a friend

She said, "You should take me away somewhere nice, I have Easter off"
I said "where can we go for just a few days?"

***at this point I had no idea she wanted me to pay***

She then said "just book somewhere, I don't want to know where you're taking me, I want it to be a total surprise"

She phoned me today on her break from work. She said she told her work colleague that I was taking her away, and her work colleague said she was "soooo lucky"


Disclaimer: I haven't agreed to take her away, and I'm not going to.


Anyone got a exit strategy (viable or just funny)

 

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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 28 Mar 17 3.54pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

If I were in your position I'd take her away and then demand equality on the paying front and unless she agrees, give her the elbow.

Quite fair. And maybe hint at you both getting some money changed when you're away for this weekend.

 


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7mins Flag In the bush 28 Mar 17 3.55pm Send a Private Message to 7mins Add 7mins as a friend

I don't boast about what I earn, I buy n sell properties, it's hard graft... and I do okay financially. I'm guessing she thinks property developer, (which I'm not, I do one property at a time) and thinks ££££

 

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7mins Flag In the bush 28 Mar 17 3.56pm Send a Private Message to 7mins Add 7mins as a friend

Originally posted by Rudi Hedman

If I were in your position I'd take her away and then demand equality on the paying front and unless she agrees, give her the elbow.

Quite fair. And maybe hint at you both getting some money changed when you're away for this weekend.

Her attitude has put me off spending any time with her to be honest.

 

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Part Time James Flag 28 Mar 17 3.59pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by 7mins

She said, "You should take me away somewhere nice, I have Easter off"
I said "where can we go for just a few days?"

***at this point I had no idea she wanted me to pay***

She then said "just book somewhere, I don't want to know where you're taking me, I want it to be a total surprise"

She phoned me today on her break from work. She said she told her work colleague that I was taking her away, and her work colleague said she was "soooo lucky"


Disclaimer: I haven't agreed to take her away, and I'm not going to.


Anyone got a exit strategy (viable or just funny)

Has she ever been under a patio before? That'd definitely be a surprise and you should make sure you remember what her face looks like when the spade hits her on the head.

 




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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 28 Mar 17 4.02pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by 7mins

I don't boast about what I earn, I buy n sell properties, it's hard graft... and I do okay financially. I'm guessing she thinks property developer, (which I'm not, I do one property at a time) and thinks ££££

Tell them your a bin man or something that should sort the wheat from the chaff so to speak

 


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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 28 Mar 17 4.05pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

James had a girlfriend fake her own death once. You could try that..

Or say that weekend you've just realised it's your weekend for community service.

Or your probation officer / the police won't allow you to leave London let alone the country..

Or you have been arrested and bailed and had to surrender your passport

 


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becky Flag over the moon 28 Mar 17 4.10pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Originally posted by 7mins

She said, "You should take me away somewhere nice, I have Easter off"
I said "where can we go for just a few days?"

***at this point I had no idea she wanted me to pay***

She then said "just book somewhere, I don't want to know where you're taking me, I want it to be a total surprise"

She phoned me today on her break from work. She said she told her work colleague that I was taking her away, and her work colleague said she was "soooo lucky"


Disclaimer: I haven't agreed to take her away, and I'm not going to.


Anyone got a exit strategy (viable or just funny)

Book one of these (cheap enough!) and tell her it's a shared activity break - you're doing the fishing and she's cooking it for supper........

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Edited by becky (28 Mar 2017 4.11pm)

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 28 Mar 17 4.13pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

Has she ever been under a patio before? That'd definitely be a surprise and you should make sure you remember what her face looks like when the spade hits her on the head.

You never forget your first, but after a few its a good idea to take pictures to help you remember.

A surprise, how about a brothel in Rotherham?

Edited by jamiemartin721 (28 Mar 2017 4.14pm)

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 28 Mar 17 4.15pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

James had a girlfriend fake her own death once. You could try that....

Its very difficult to fake a death. A disappearance, much easier...

 


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gambler Flag Kent 28 Mar 17 4.33pm Send a Private Message to gambler Add gambler as a friend

Originally posted by 7mins

She said, "You should take me away somewhere nice, I have Easter off"
I said "where can we go for just a few days?"

***at this point I had no idea she wanted me to pay***

She then said "just book somewhere, I don't want to know where you're taking me, I want it to be a total surprise"

She phoned me today on her break from work. She said she told her work colleague that I was taking her away, and her work colleague said she was "soooo lucky"


Disclaimer: I haven't agreed to take her away, and I'm not going to.


Anyone got a exit strategy (viable or just funny)

Buy tickets.

For you a return the same day. For her one way only. Then just go to a bar. Buy her one drink then go to the toilet.....forever.

 

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