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 monkey  Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 28 May 08 4.08pm |
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I've got a dog called Minton...............It keeps eating all my shuttle cocks.............Bad Minton
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| shaness Not a million miles from here. 28 May 08 11.02pm |
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Quote monkey at 28 May 2008 4:08pm
I've got a dog called Minton...............It keeps eating all my shuttle cocks.............Bad Minton
I am NOT going to a titty bar with John Inverdale! - Rob Brydon Just been to a new Japanese/Jewish fusion restaurant. SOSUMI |
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Don Rogers Tache  hanging around the local Taco Bell... 28 May 08 11.37pm |
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Quote shaness at 28 May 2008 11:02pm
Quote monkey at 28 May 2008 4:08pm
I've got a dog called Minton...............It keeps eating all my shuttle cocks.............Bad Minton
Agreed Shaness.Far too good for this thread!
I know you are but what am I? |
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 30 May 08 3.34pm |
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two aerials met on a roof,they fell in love and got married,the wedding was rubbish but the reception was good.
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 30 May 08 4.07pm |
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a lorry load of tortoise and a lorry load or teripins collided on the M25 this morning........It was a turtle disaster.
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| Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 30 May 08 4.22pm |
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Just packed in my job at the helium factory.I'm not being spoken to like that again!
I know you are but what am I? |
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 30 May 08 4.31pm |
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what do you call an actress with 3 eyes? Jane Seymour
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| joe_cpfc Basingstoke 06 Jun 08 12.05am |
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? Coz it was dead !
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 20 Jun 08 6.58pm |
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I had a rough time at school,all the other boys kept throwing gold bars at me.........I was the victim of bullion. Edited by monkey (20 Jun 2008 6:58pm)
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 21 Jun 08 7.53pm |
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what do you call a gangster who likes to pull up the back of peoples under pants? Weggie Kray
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Jake d'Eagle  in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 21 Jun 08 11.58pm |
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"My dog's got no dictionary!" "How does he spell 'terrible'?"
Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, [Link] Transformation is Happening |
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| danincyp Old Bexley 22 Jun 08 4.05pm |
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Bloke walks into pub, puts his hat on the bar.
"I never did give anyone hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell." |
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