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kenners46 Flag sydenham village 15 Mar 17 9.02pm Send a Private Message to kenners46 Add kenners46 as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

My wife wanted a coat with animal fur so I got her a 'Donkey Jacket'.

You could have saved a bit more money by just stapling a cat to an old coat of hers, she would have been none the wiser

 

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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 15 Mar 17 10.01pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by elgrande

Bang on with basic manners,I do that as a matter of course,and taught my children the same manners cost nothing.
But you do get some funny looks nowadays when holding doors open,or offering your seat.

Does a smile and a small blush constitute a funny look as opposed to all these silly duck face pouts everyone does these days. If so I'm in

 


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elgrande Flag bedford 15 Mar 17 10.25pm Send a Private Message to elgrande Add elgrande as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Does a smile and a small blush constitute a funny look as opposed to all these silly duck face pouts everyone does these days. If so I'm in

Perfect.

 


always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 15 Mar 17 10.58pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Basic manners and being treated like a lady go a long way. Pulling the chair out in a restaurant, holding the door open. Little things. Someone who makes a big deal of these things can be unattractive. Should be done very subtly.

Key thing is if you are a man who likes to pay for drinks and meals etc then please don't throw it back in said ladies face at a later date. That's just plain nasty

I am happy to admit that I never resorted to such "Throwing" whilst I was in my pomp.Paid for drinks as that was the thing to do back in my day so never expected anything in return for my generosity.

 

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7mins Flag In the bush 16 Mar 17 12.43am Send a Private Message to 7mins Add 7mins as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Basic manners and being treated like a lady go a long way. Pulling the chair out in a restaurant, holding the door open. Little things. Someone who makes a big deal of these things can be unattractive. Should be done very subtly.

Key thing is if you are a man who likes to pay for drinks and meals etc then please don't throw it back in said ladies face at a later date. That's just plain nasty

I agree, basic manners are awesome. Like opening doors, giving up ya seat on trains, not reading people's mail.

 

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7mins Flag In the bush 16 Mar 17 12.59am Send a Private Message to 7mins Add 7mins as a friend

Tonight's date went well. Nice girl.... straight talker, athletic, small baps.

 

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Part Time James Flag 16 Mar 17 8.52am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by 7mins

Tonight's date went well. Nice girl.... straight talker, athletic, small baps.

Oh well, can't win 'em all!

 




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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 16 Mar 17 8.57am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Big-titted lady required for intellectual discussions

 


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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 16 Mar 17 9.02am Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by 7mins

Tonight's date went well. Nice girl.... straight talker, athletic, small baps.

I presume you are referring to bosoms.I've never heard them called "Baps" before.Must be modern day parlance.

 

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Part Time James Flag 16 Mar 17 10.16am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

I presume you are referring to bosoms.I've never heard them called "Baps" before.Must be modern day parlance.

Shirt potatoes
Knockers
Top bollocks
Tits
Jugs
Hangers
Milkers
Mammary glands
Udders
Boobs
Boobies

 




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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 16 Mar 17 10.30am Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

Shirt potatoes
Knockers
Top bollocks
Tits
Jugs
Hangers
Milkers
Mammary glands
Udders
Boobs
Boobies

PTJ

I have heard of most of these but some are new to me.Certainly wasn't the parlance when I was in my pomp.How times have changed - heard there are even some of the modern words now in the 'Oxford English Dictionary'.


Edited by Willo (16 Mar 2017 10.31am)

 

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 16 Mar 17 10.31am

Originally posted by Part Time James

I'm like that with Christmas presents but I keep my anger bottled up when I spend £25 on my sister and she just gets me 6 bottles of Beck's Blue which I know were on offer for £4.

I hate Christmas, as I tend to buy my family really good gifts and they clearly show they have little to no idea about me and my wife, by giving us something we'd just chuck in the bin.

One year I gave my sister a brand new DVD player and a three night stay in a 5* hotel with spa and pampering and I got a framed picture of her new born and Christmas dinner at hers (which was great).

 


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