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 eagleeye  The dark side 21 May 08 2.08pm |
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What do you call a camel with three humps ? What do you call a girl with one broken shoe ??
Politicaly incorrect..and I don't give a s**t Proud to be an Infidel....Can't wait for the next crusade !!! |
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Dazzling  Sutton 21 May 08 2.10pm |
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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.
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| eagleeye The dark side 21 May 08 2.16pm |
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What do you call a man sitting in the fire ??
Politicaly incorrect..and I don't give a s**t Proud to be an Infidel....Can't wait for the next crusade !!! |
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 21 May 08 2.20pm |
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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen
When you're dead you don't know you're dead. It is difficult only for the others. It's the same when you're stupid. |
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| Dazzling Sutton 21 May 08 2.29pm |
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob
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| lanzarote ron East Grinstead 21 May 08 2.33pm |
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What do you call a chinese woman with one leg shorter than the other? Irene
When you're dead you don't know you're dead. It is difficult only for the others. It's the same when you're stupid. |
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| Dazzling Sutton 21 May 08 3.02pm |
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What do you call a woman juggling bottles of lager? Beatrix
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| chollis Dingly Dell 21 May 08 3.41pm |
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What do you call a chinese woman in a food processor? Brenda
Loverman is a fcuking arsehole. |
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| baldockeagle Baldock (via Sutton & Wallington) 21 May 08 4.25pm |
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Two cows in a field, the farmer's just finished milking one of them. She turns to the other cow and says "I don't understand it, he always quits after the foreplay".
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| Mr Statto Ifield 21 May 08 4.29pm |
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What do you call a camel with 4 humps? A Saudi Quattro
Clever Dick
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That's just the ramblings of a madman | lanzarote ron East Grinstead 21 May 08 4.52pm |
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Why did the koala fall out the tree? It was dead
When you're dead you don't know you're dead. It is difficult only for the others. It's the same when you're stupid. |
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| palaceeagles london 21 May 08 4.58pm |
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a boy asks his teacher "would i get in trouble for something i havent done?" teacher replies, "of course not" boy says, " good, because i havnt done my homework!" =]
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