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 ASCPFC  Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 10 Aug 16 5.43pm |
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Originally posted by palace_in_frogland
You're both benders. A carrot should be scraped, never peeled. You're all benders - nothing wrong with the skin on a carrot or on a potato for that matter. You'll be telling me you wash with in oil and name them next.
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thegreatlardino  crawley/selsey 10 Aug 16 6.30pm |
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palace_in_frogland  In a broken dream 10 Aug 16 6.47pm |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
You're all benders - nothing wrong with the skin on a carrot or on a potato for that matter. You'll be telling me you wash with in oil and name them next. Conrad, Clive and Colin have just slipped out of my hand.
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| ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 10 Aug 16 6.54pm |
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Work and kids
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| ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 10 Aug 16 7.05pm |
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Originally posted by palace_in_frogland
Conrad, Clive and Colin have just slipped out of my hand.
Which oil did you use?
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| .TUX. 10 Aug 16 9.43pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
One is for peeling carrots, the other is for potatoes. One has a picture of a carrot on it, the other a spud I'm joking of course, because I'm not a bender, so I use a knife to peel them and a mandalin to slice them. QVC bender.
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| palace_in_frogland In a broken dream 10 Aug 16 10.14pm |
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Just ordinary Cucking oil...
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| Part Time James 10 Aug 16 10.22pm |
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Originally posted by .TUX.
QVC bender. That wins insult of the day. Top marks! I bet he has JML backless chaps as well.
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| Casual Orpington 10 Aug 16 10.31pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I hate being asked "can I help you with anything?" when you literally just walked into the shop. I actually avoid shops where they are on your back the whole time. Phone shops are amongst the worst. I needed a new phone charger the other day but I walked past four of them because I could see the predatory staff lurking in the shadows waiting to hassle me. I ordered one off Amazon in the end. No the worst ' can I help you with anything " is when you go into a clothes shop and ( I'm 39 and dress like I'm I'm 39) and some little ratty c*nt in jeans that looks like they've been painted on and is 10 stone dripping wet starts telling me what he thinks of the clothes I'm looking at , haven't got a problem that they have an opinion and I'm sure it's correct to their age and body shape . But know your f*cking audience you spotty c**t , I wouldn't try to have a clue on how an 18 year old should dress. So Fu*k off.
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| Part Time James 10 Aug 16 10.56pm |
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Originally posted by Casual
No the worst ' can I help you with anything " is when you go into a clothes shop and ( I'm 39 and dress like I'm I'm 39) and some little ratty c*nt in jeans that looks like they've been painted on and is 10 stone dripping wet starts telling me what he thinks of the clothes I'm looking at , haven't got a problem that they have an opinion and I'm sure it's correct to their age and body shape . But know your f*cking audience you spotty c**t , I wouldn't try to have a clue on how an 18 year old should dress. So Fu*k off. I'd have a good stab at telling an 18 year old girl how to dress. Actually the situation you describe has never happened to me before but then again I mainly buy my clothes in Sports Direct and Spanish students on minimum wage huff if they have to go and find some Karrimor walking boots in size 9, never mind having to give me fashion advice. That and I clearly look like a lost cause anyway.
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 11 Aug 16 6.55am |
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high blood pressure
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 11 Aug 16 7.10am |
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Great Britain becoming 'Team GB' in the olympics!!!
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