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 lanzarote ron  East Grinstead 20 May 08 10.17am |
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Its not on. Off
When you're dead you don't know you're dead. It is difficult only for the others. It's the same when you're stupid. |
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| chollis Dingly Dell 20 May 08 10.32am |
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After examining the dog, the Vet said "I'm afraid I'm going to have to put him down" "Why - I only brought him here to have his nails clipped" asked the concerned owner. "Because he's too heavy" said the Vet....
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| Dazzling Sutton 20 May 08 10.48am |
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Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
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| chollis Dingly Dell 20 May 08 10.52am |
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Doctor doctor I think I'm a pack of cards Stand over there, I'll deal with you later.
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| chollis Dingly Dell 20 May 08 10.54am |
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Doctor doctor I think I'm a biscuit What type of biscuit? Thin and crispy, good with cheese. You're obviously crackers!
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| Dazzling Sutton 20 May 08 10.55am |
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Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping? He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his dog.
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| chollis Dingly Dell 20 May 08 10.55am |
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A leper was playing cards with his mates. Eventually he threw his hand in.
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| chollis Dingly Dell 20 May 08 10.56am |
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What do you call a pig with a spade up it's arse? Dawn French.
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| Dazzling Sutton 20 May 08 10.57am |
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What do you do if a bird sh!ts on your car? Don't ask her out again.
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| chollis Dingly Dell 20 May 08 11.00am |
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How do you swat 200 flies at the same time? Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
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| chollis Dingly Dell 20 May 08 11.02am |
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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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| chollis Dingly Dell 20 May 08 11.05am |
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I went to Buckingham Palace to cut Prince William's hair. I said to the policeman,"Can you let me in to the car park, I'm here to cut Prince William's hair?" The policeman said "Have you got a permit?" I said, "No, just take a trim"
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