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Vaibow Flag vancouver/croydon 23 Mar 18 11.37pm Send a Private Message to Vaibow Add Vaibow as a friend

If you have one, what’s she like?

I always had the notion most blokes don’t like their mother’s
In law for many reasons - mainly down to her interfering and moaning! Mine, I am trying to find a way to describe her.. in a nut shell, it’s her way or no way! You have an opinion she doesn’t wanna hear it and if she does - she’s the offended victim! Never heard her say a good word about me and basically thinks her daughter is the boss of our house hold and only goes to her!

Now - there are reasons why she is like this, upbringing, cultural differences, but damn it’s a shame I can’t relate and feel comfortable around her!!

Thing is - she probably likes me inside... who knows but I guess we will never know!

Anyone else got a story to make me feel.. not the only one!

 


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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 23 Mar 18 11.44pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

My mother-in-law passed away many years ago.
She used to come around every Christmas Day - one year I let her in.

 

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Mapletree Flag Croydon 23 Mar 18 11.51pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

My mother-in-law passed away many years ago.
She used to come around every Christmas Day - one year I let her in.

Mine used to come round on Christmas Day. Then she had a couple more sherries and didn’t come round again till Boxing Day

 

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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 23 Mar 18 11.52pm

Originally posted by Vaibow

If you have one, what’s she like?

I always had the notion most blokes don’t like their mother’s
In law for many reasons - mainly down to her interfering and moaning! Mine, I am trying to find a way to describe her.. in a nut shell, it’s her way or no way! You have an opinion she doesn’t wanna hear it and if she does - she’s the offended victim! Never heard her say a good word about me and basically thinks her daughter is the boss of our house hold and only goes to her!

Now - there are reasons why she is like this, upbringing, cultural differences, but damn it’s a shame I can’t relate and feel comfortable around her!!

Thing is - she probably likes me inside... who knows but I guess we will never know!

Anyone else got a story to make me feel.. not the only one!

What do they say - if you want to see what your Mrs will look like in twenty five years look at the mother in law.

I'd put a stop to that her daughter rules the house sh@t right away mate.

 


"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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Mapletree Flag Croydon 23 Mar 18 11.52pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

Originally posted by Vaibow

If you have one, what’s she like?

I always had the notion most blokes don’t like their mother’s
In law for many reasons - mainly down to her interfering and moaning! Mine, I am trying to find a way to describe her.. in a nut shell, it’s her way or no way! You have an opinion she doesn’t wanna hear it and if she does - she’s the offended victim! Never heard her say a good word about me and basically thinks her daughter is the boss of our house hold and only goes to her!

Now - there are reasons why she is like this, upbringing, cultural differences, but damn it’s a shame I can’t relate and feel comfortable around her!!

Thing is - she probably likes me inside... who knows but I guess we will never know!

Anyone else got a story to make me feel.. not the only one!

You do know daughters always turn into their mothers right?

 

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steeleye20 Flag Croydon 24 Mar 18 12.01am Send a Private Message to steeleye20 Add steeleye20 as a friend

'I always know when it's the mother in law knocking at the door the mice throw themselves in the traps........'

A Les Dawson favourite

Note:-

Personally I always fancied my mother in law more than the wife !

 

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Midlands Eagle Flag 24 Mar 18 7.33am Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

One of mine was a nasty bit of work but the rest were OK

 

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monkey Flag Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 24 Mar 18 9.11am Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

My mother in law’s so fat, when the father in law gives her one he burns his arse on the light bulb

I saw 3 men kicking the crap out of my mother in law once, my wife said “quick arn’t you going to help” I said “no, 3 should be enough”

The old one’s are the best

 

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ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 24 Mar 18 9.41am Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

mine's Polish, I used to call her Darth Vader, don't know why she never responded

 

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20 Spaces Isnt Enoug Flag Bolton 24 Mar 18 9.46am Send a Private Message to 20 Spaces Isnt Enoug Add 20 Spaces Isnt Enoug as a friend

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

mine's Polish, I used to call her Darth Vader, don't know why she never responded


Should have called her Mrs.Sheen

 

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Casual Flag Orpington 24 Mar 18 9.49am Send a Private Message to Casual Add Casual as a friend

Originally posted by Vaibow

If you have one, what’s she like?

I always had the notion most blokes don’t like their mother’s
In law for many reasons - mainly down to her interfering and moaning! Mine, I am trying to find a way to describe her.. in a nut shell, it’s her way or no way! You have an opinion she doesn’t wanna hear it and if she does - she’s the offended victim! Never heard her say a good word about me and basically thinks her daughter is the boss of our house hold and only goes to her!

Now - there are reasons why she is like this, upbringing, cultural differences, but damn it’s a shame I can’t relate and feel comfortable around her!!

Thing is - she probably likes me inside... who knows but I guess we will never know!

Anyone else got a story to make me feel.. not the only one!

I try to be respectful to everyone I meet, until they don’t deserve it.
She doesn’t respect you by the sounds of it, so f**k her.
Had a similar thing with one of my mother in laws mates, sneery and rude. I told my wife she was rude and she replied “that’s just Ange”.
“We tell ‘just Ange’ not to come round my house again , the rude c*nt”
Never seen her since.
Just because she’s your mother in law, she doesn’t deserve your respect forever, pull her and ask her what her problem is. Make her feel uncomfortable.
Or put a pillow over her face when she’s sleeping and whisper in her ear “I’m the fuc*ing governor now” as she suffocates.
Hope that helps.

 

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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 24 Mar 18 9.53am Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Originally posted by Casual

I try to be respectful to everyone I meet, until they don’t deserve it.
She doesn’t respect you by the sounds of it, so f**k her.
Had a similar thing with one of my mother in laws mates, sneery and rude. I told my wife she was rude and she replied “that’s just Ange”.
“We tell ‘just Ange’ not to come round my house again , the rude c*nt”
Never seen her since.
Just because she’s your mother in law, she doesn’t deserve your respect forever, pull her and ask her what her problem is. Make her feel uncomfortable.
Or put a pillow over her face when she’s sleeping and whisper in her ear “I’m the fuc*ing governor now” as she suffocates.
Hope that helps.

'I'm the Daddy now' would have a better effect in her dying breath.

 


COYP

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