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Stirlingsays Flag 14 Feb 18 5.19pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Taking my two little boys on a trip to Banham zoo shortly.

Anyone have any thoughts on zoos?

 


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Pikester Flag Worthing 14 Feb 18 5.29pm Send a Private Message to Pikester Add Pikester as a friend

I went to a zoo once. All they had was one cage with a dog in it. It was a shih tzu.

 


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Stirlingsays Flag 14 Feb 18 5.32pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Pikester

I went to a zoo once. All they had was one cage with a dog in it. It was a shih tzu.

I've stolen that for my FB page.

Edited by Stirlingsays (14 Feb 2018 5.32pm)

 


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Park Road Flag 14 Feb 18 5.38pm

A place for people to stare at enslaved animals.

 

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chateauferret Flag 14 Feb 18 5.41pm

Originally posted by Park Road

A place for people to stare at enslaved animals.

Whereas a house is a place for cats to stare at enslaved humans.

 


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Cannonball Flag High in the Ozarks. 14 Feb 18 5.42pm Send a Private Message to Cannonball Add Cannonball as a friend

Originally posted by Park Road

A place for people to stare at enslaved animals.

This post says it all.

 


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Stirlingsays Flag 14 Feb 18 5.43pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by chateauferret

Whereas a house is a place for cats to stare at enslaved humans.

Whilst then cruelly crapping in their gardens.

 


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chateauferret Flag 14 Feb 18 5.49pm

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Whilst then cruelly crapping in their gardens.

Ours s***es in the shower. Well, strictly speaking, she s***es in the pussycat toilet, and we have to clean it and then we have the immortal rind to try to use it as a shower.

 


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Park Road Flag 14 Feb 18 5.51pm

Originally posted by chateauferret

Ours s***es in the shower. Well, strictly speaking, she s***es in the pussycat toilet, and we have to clean it and then we have the immortal rind to try to use it as a shower.

The lengths people go to - to please a pussy

Edited by Park Road (14 Feb 2018 5.53pm)

 

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chateauferret Flag 14 Feb 18 5.54pm

Originally posted by Park Road

The lengths people go to - to please a pussy

Edited by Park Road (14 Feb 2018 5.53pm)

FFS. Can some people think of nothing else?

 


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Stirlingsays Flag 14 Feb 18 7.00pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by chateauferret

Ours s***es in the shower. Well, strictly speaking, she s***es in the pussycat toilet, and we have to clean it and then we have the immortal rind to try to use it as a shower.

Wow, you have an almost Egyptian regard for your feline.

 


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Stirlingsays Flag 14 Feb 18 7.01pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Park Road

The lengths people go to - to please a pussy

Edited by Park Road (14 Feb 2018 5.53pm)

Yeah yeah....I bet you'd allow yours to s*** in the shower if you were guaranteed some action.

Human action...I hasten to add.....though everyone has their unfortunate crosses to bear.

 


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