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 matt_himself  Matataland 05 Jan 18 8.08am |
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I start with Olly Murs. I detest Olly Murs not just because he made his name through xfactor, not just because of his jack-in-the-box face, not just because he has taken white-boy reggae to to new depths of musical and cultural offensiveness, not just because he a mockney wannabe, an archetypical cheeky chappy with the intellectual depth of a child’s paddling pool, not just because he is a Essex Manchester United fan and not just because his TV presenting makes me want to fecal vomit. It is because of all these things. Whom else should be nominated for this list?
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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Park Road  05 Jan 18 8.15am |
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Any or most reality TV so called celebrities.
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| YT Oxford 05 Jan 18 8.24am |
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Who is this Olly Murs, and why does anyone care?
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| Badger11 Beckenham 05 Jan 18 9.00am |
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I dislike Lilly Allen and Russell Brand mainly for their ill judged tweeting ALA Trump. I don't seem to be alone in my dislike as both of their careers have nose dived. My hope for 2018 is not to hear from either of them.
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| Midlands Eagle 05 Jan 18 10.53am |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
I start with Olly Murs. I detest Olly Murs not just because he made his name through xfactor, not just because of his jack-in-the-box face, not just because he has taken white-boy reggae to to new depths of musical and cultural offensiveness, not just because he a mockney wannabe, an archetypical cheeky chappy with the intellectual depth of a child’s paddling pool, not just because he is a Essex Manchester United fan and not just because his TV presenting makes me want to fecal vomit. It is because of all these things. Why should he be a bellend just because you don't like him?
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| matt_himself Matataland 05 Jan 18 11.27am |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
Why should he be a bellend just because you don't like him?
Edited by matt_himself (05 Jan 2018 11.31am)
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| Hansy 05 Jan 18 11.40am |
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James Caan - Thinking we had to fork out millions just because of this passport fiasco. Didn't do his work to find out our passport contract actually runs out anyway. Original tweet at the time I looked 30k likes. The apology had 500 likes.
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 05 Jan 18 12.15pm |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
Edited by matt_himself (05 Jan 2018 11.31am) He visited a girl I tutored who suffered from a brain tumour. That was nice of him.
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| matt_himself Matataland 05 Jan 18 12.34pm |
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Originally posted by nickgusset
He visited a girl I tutored who suffered from a brain tumour. That was nice of him.
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 05 Jan 18 12.38pm |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
No. But that doesn't make him a bellend.
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chateauferret  05 Jan 18 12.39pm |
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Jose Mourinho
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| Park Road 05 Jan 18 12.52pm |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
Why should he be a bellend just because you don't like him?
Are you a vicar? How long does it take to climb down your high horse?
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