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Sargon destroys progressive Star Wars
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 Stirlingsays  21 Dec 17 5.54am |
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Just watched Sargon of Akkad's video on the latest Star Wars movie by Hollywood's progressive hacks. He rips it apart and it's hilarious and well worth a watch.
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| Stirlingsays 21 Dec 17 7.04am |
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Apologies if this is in the wrong forum.
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Ouzo Dan  Behind you 21 Dec 17 8.57pm |
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Watched The Last Jedi on release day and it rivals The Star Wars Holiday special as the worst bit of Star Wars ever produced, actually I would rather listen to Chewbacca howl and growl at his son Lumpy for 2 1/2 hours than ever experience that again. Between the Force Awakens & this s*** I am forced to accept Star Wars and the SJW path it has taken are not for me, I will not be fooled into seeing another Disney Star Wars.
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chateauferret  22 Dec 17 12.41am |
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Originally posted by Ouzo Dan
Watched The Last Jedi on release day and it rivals The Star Wars Holiday special as the worst bit of Star Wars ever produced, actually I would rather listen to Chewbacca howl and growl at his son Lumpy for 2 1/2 hours than ever experience that again. Between the Force Awakens & this s*** I am forced to accept Star Wars and the SJW path it has taken are not for me, I will not be fooled into seeing another Disney Star Wars. Is it actually worse than the last one? I'm not even sure that's possible. Seldom have I seen such cr*p.
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coulsdoneagle  London 22 Dec 17 12.48am |
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I quite liked this one apart from the whole Casino planet excursion.
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| Ouzo Dan Behind you 22 Dec 17 1.40am |
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Originally posted by chateauferret
Is it actually worse than the last one? I'm not even sure that's possible. Seldom have I seen such cr*p. Treat it as a spin-off to Guardians of the Galaxy & you'll enjoy yourself. As a Star Wars film, it's a disgrace. Edited by Ouzo Dan (22 Dec 2017 1.40am)
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| Jamesrichards8 22 Dec 17 2.02am |
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"Liberal hollywood strikes back" it should be called. No surprises the critic rent-boys loved it while anyone normal did not.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 22 Dec 17 2.19am |
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Originally posted by Ouzo Dan
Treat it as a spin-off to Guardians of the Galaxy & you'll enjoy yourself. As a Star Wars film, it's a disgrace. Edited by Ouzo Dan (22 Dec 2017 1.40am) Surely it can't be worse than the prequals - I get the issue with Jedi's being progressive but surely it not phantom menace
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 22 Dec 17 2.44am |
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Surely Jedi are the ultimate in liberal left? Hemp dress, sandals and embracing some kind of force agenda politic
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| Ouzo Dan Behind you 22 Dec 17 9.33am |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
Surely it can't be worse than the prequals - I get the issue with Jedi's being progressive but surely it not phantom menace Thing is I've spent most of my life massively invested in Star Wars lore, from games like Dark Forces 1 & 2 to books to the animated series (clone wars & rebels) so it's hard for me not to go into the 8th instalment of the SW saga without expectations. For all the drawbacks of the prequels, Jar Jar binks, midichlorians, butt hurt Anakin, Padme dying of a broken heart and whatever else I can't really think of right now atleast they offered a bit of lore and backstory to the events prior to a new hope. The Last Jedi will rightly go down as the worst Star Wars film of all time, social justice nonsense aside it's honestly appallingly written. Visually it's stunning and I suspect they were hoping to hide such a bad story behind a special effects/CGI wall. Kylo Ren & Rey do have a pretty good chemistry on screen & it's just a shame both force awakens & last Jedi handle everything so badly. I could go into full movie dissect mode but I'm sure yourself & others still want to see it & I don't want to throw any spoilers around so this is more a rant than anything else. As for the Jedi being the ultimate progressive bellends in the universe not anymore, even that has been flipped around for flipped around sake. It's basically a hybrid of Harry Potter (you'll see what I mean on the 30 minute side quest) & Guardians of the Galaxy which is ironic as GotG borrows alot from Star Wars. Avoid, hopefully one day someone can smuggle Star Wars out of mousewitz & remake this botched abortion.
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| johnfirewall 22 Dec 17 3.37pm |
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Funnily enough I was watching it last night thinking about the governmental structure of the Rebel Alliance. Extremely disrespectful to compare Leia to any of the Shadow Cabinet though.
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| Stirlingsays 22 Dec 17 3.52pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
Surely Jedi are the ultimate in liberal left? Hemp dress, sandals and embracing some kind of force agenda politic Jedis were based upon Buddhist warrior monks.....zero women. The whole thing is a disfigurement.....but hey, it's hollywood.....that's up to them. We are just slagging it off. I thought they treated Luke terribly in this movie by the way....No wonder Hamil was p1ssed off.
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