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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 15 Dec 17 1.58pm | |
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so I have a small fenced back garden, (approx. 10ft X 10ft). Noticed a couple of weeks ago that something was burrowing under my log store, and had got access to the garden by burrowing under the wooden fence. He put down some snap traps to kill rats (baited with peanut butter), where they present no risk to other wildlife. Ultimately, once we have cleared the nesting area, we will get rid of the log store, thus removing their house. The problem I am left with, is that I have a skanky neighbour who leaves her rubbish in carrier bags by her back door, thus creating a food source. I confronted the woman last week about another issue, and we no longer speak. In fact, it is what would be termed a 'hostile' relationship. So after clearing dead rats from my garden in the next few days (which my neighbour has caused by her poor hygiene standards), how should I approach the matter with her ? a. Put rat poison through her letterbox ?
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pefwin Where you have to have an English ... 15 Dec 17 2.29pm | |
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There's a rat in mi kitchen, what am I gonna do?
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jamiemartin721 Reading 15 Dec 17 2.41pm | |
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
so I have a small fenced back garden, (approx. 10ft X 10ft). Noticed a couple of weeks ago that something was burrowing under my log store, and had got access to the garden by burrowing under the wooden fence. He put down some snap traps to kill rats (baited with peanut butter), where they present no risk to other wildlife. Ultimately, once we have cleared the nesting area, we will get rid of the log store, thus removing their house. The problem I am left with, is that I have a skanky neighbour who leaves her rubbish in carrier bags by her back door, thus creating a food source. I confronted the woman last week about another issue, and we no longer speak. In fact, it is what would be termed a 'hostile' relationship. So after clearing dead rats from my garden in the next few days (which my neighbour has caused by her poor hygiene standards), how should I approach the matter with her ? a. Put rat poison through her letterbox ? So once again, you're fantasying about sorting out your neighbour's questionable back door hygiene.
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Stuk Top half 15 Dec 17 2.43pm | |
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Glue her back door shut. That's not a euphemism.
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DanH SW2 15 Dec 17 2.44pm | |
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
so I have a small fenced back garden, (approx. 10ft X 10ft). Noticed a couple of weeks ago that something was burrowing under my log store, and had got access to the garden by burrowing under the wooden fence. He put down some snap traps to kill rats (baited with peanut butter), where they present no risk to other wildlife. Ultimately, once we have cleared the nesting area, we will get rid of the log store, thus removing their house. The problem I am left with, is that I have a skanky neighbour who leaves her rubbish in carrier bags by her back door, thus creating a food source. I confronted the woman last week about another issue, and we no longer speak. In fact, it is what would be termed a 'hostile' relationship. So after clearing dead rats from my garden in the next few days (which my neighbour has caused by her poor hygiene standards), how should I approach the matter with her ? a. Put rat poison through her letterbox ? Most laboured euphemism ever.
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jamiemartin721 Reading 15 Dec 17 2.48pm | |
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
so I have a small fenced back garden, (approx. 10ft X 10ft). Noticed a couple of weeks ago that something was burrowing under my log store, and had got access to the garden by burrowing under the wooden fence. He put down some snap traps to kill rats (baited with peanut butter), where they present no risk to other wildlife. Ultimately, once we have cleared the nesting area, we will get rid of the log store, thus removing their house. The problem I am left with, is that I have a skanky neighbour who leaves her rubbish in carrier bags by her back door, thus creating a food source. I confronted the woman last week about another issue, and we no longer speak. In fact, it is what would be termed a 'hostile' relationship. So after clearing dead rats from my garden in the next few days (which my neighbour has caused by her poor hygiene standards), how should I approach the matter with her ? a. Put rat poison through her letterbox ? Also the problem with poison is the f**ker's seem to then die in very inconvenient place and start rotting. If you know anyone with ferrets (or at a pinch cats) get some of their dung and straw, and put it down in the places where they're coming through. The smell of Ferrets, Polecats etc seems to be a big 'f**k no' to rats. Rats seem to have a primal fear about ferrets and polecats. My dad has kept ferrets for years, and the area around the cages never has had problems with rats - even when there has been fish food or rubbish stored there. Turns out that Rats really are scared of something, and that is polecats.
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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 15 Dec 17 2.58pm | |
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Why I would think I might get helpful replies on HOL is questionable (thanks to JM721). I guess previous form has set me up. My neighbour is a 20-something skank, who has 2 infant children. Her car is a 5hlt tip inside, full of takeaway cartons and the like. Can I inform the council to take action against her ? This neighbour is the woman who didn't even smell damp in her rented house, until the roof collapsed from an aged water leak last year. skank lady of the lowest order Edited by Forest Hillbilly (15 Dec 2017 3.04pm)
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Stuk Top half 15 Dec 17 3.01pm | |
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Glue her kitchen window shut too.
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Jacey 15 Dec 17 3.15pm | |
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Sounds like yet another neighbour from hell and I suggest you speak to Environmental Services at your Local Authority who may wish to become involved as a genuine health issue.
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DanH SW2 15 Dec 17 3.35pm | |
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
Why I would think I might get helpful replies on HOL is questionable (thanks to JM721). I guess previous form has set me up. My neighbour is a 20-something skank, who has 2 infant children. Her car is a 5hlt tip inside, full of takeaway cartons and the like. Can I inform the council to take action against her ? This neighbour is the woman who didn't even smell damp in her rented house, until the roof collapsed from an aged water leak last year. skank lady of the lowest order Edited by Forest Hillbilly (15 Dec 2017 3.04pm) Would you though?
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Midlands Eagle 15 Dec 17 3.48pm | |
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
My neighbour is a 20-something skank, 20 stone or 20 years old?
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matt_himself Matataland 15 Dec 17 3.57pm | |
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
so I have a small fenced back garden, (approx. 10ft X 10ft). Noticed a couple of weeks ago that something was burrowing under my log store, and had got access to the garden by burrowing under the wooden fence. He put down some snap traps to kill rats (baited with peanut butter), where they present no risk to other wildlife. Ultimately, once we have cleared the nesting area, we will get rid of the log store, thus removing their house. The problem I am left with, is that I have a skanky neighbour who leaves her rubbish in carrier bags by her back door, thus creating a food source. I confronted the woman last week about another issue, and we no longer speak. In fact, it is what would be termed a 'hostile' relationship. So after clearing dead rats from my garden in the next few days (which my neighbour has caused by her poor hygiene standards), how should I approach the matter with her ? a. Put rat poison through her letterbox ? Fist to face. f*** them. Eat them. Sends. Message to the other f***ers.
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