My brain is stained by many shocking stories I've read whilst in the Doctor's waiting room.
Your Starter for 10.
This woman writes in. Her and her husband used to play this s3x game, where he'd come home from work at lunch and pretend to be a burglar and do the business on his wife.
So she says one lunchtime a 'burglar' breaks in , blindfolds her and ties her up and does her doggy-style. At penetration, she realised this was not her husband, but does not protest.
Her husband comes home later and apologises for missing their planned lunchtime session, but says a colleague told him there was a meeting scheduled, but strangely, no-one turned up.
I think my husbands colleague has overheard our phone conversations and thought to 'get in on the action'. Do I tell my husband ?

I disengage, I turn the page.

More more more!

COYP

A couple of brilliant ones here

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When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

It works with knobs....

Is that the bloke from the White Heather Club?

In the days when Viagra went available to the public:

Dear Deirdre,

I am a 40yr old male. I went on Holiday to Benidorm a few weeks ago and was awoken in my bed at night by a large grey-haired woman riding my c0ck.
I was startled and asked what she was doing ?
She said "Shut up, I ain't finished yet"

I was drinking in a bar the previous evening, and think my drink was spiked with Viagra.

Deidre says : Poor you. report it to the police as this was a crime

Forest says : you both knew what you were doing. Live with it

I disengage, I turn the page.