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2016-2017 HOL Awards
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jamiemartin721  Reading 18 May 17 12.33pm |
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OK - As promised, here are the categories for the HoL Annual Awards. As requested last year these will be by Thread - So be nice.. or try to, ah f**k it just be yourself and realise none of this matters. Best Poster – Funniest Poster – Best derailed thread of the season - Best Overseas Poster – The HOL Poster boy for Brexit - The Best Remain Snowflake - Best Thread – Most boring Poster – Most unintentionally funny Poster – The best incarnation of Delwboy 2016-17 - Poster Most likely to be Delwboy - Best/worst flounce – Most absurd Transfer Rumour – The staffie memorial Lifetime Achievement Award – The BBC sponsored biggest Bender in General Talk - Best Complainer in Palace Talk – Troll of the season - Sexist thread of the season - The Operation Yewtree are watching you Poster. Then we move from the website to the pitch, and the nominations are: CPFC Player of the Year – CPFC Goal of the Season – CPFC Signing of the Season (non-loan) CPFC Signing of the season - aka the Sahko award Palace Away day of the Season – CPFC Donkey turned Good Award – Favourite Non-Palace Team of the Year - Favourite Pardew quote of the Season -
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 Part Time James 18 May 17 12.41pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
OK - As promised, here are the categories for the HoL Annual Awards. As requested last year these will be by Thread - So be nice.. or try to, ah f**k it just be yourself and realise none of this matters. Best Poster – Funniest Poster – Best derailed thread of the season - Best Overseas Poster – The HOL Poster boy for Brexit - The Best Remain Snowflake - Best Thread – Most boring Poster – Most unintentionally funny Poster – The best incarnation of Delwboy 2016-17 - Poster Most likely to be Delwboy - Best/worst flounce – Most absurd Transfer Rumour – The staffie memorial Lifetime Achievement Award – The BBC sponsored biggest Bender in General Talk - Best Complainer in Palace Talk – Troll of the season - Sexist thread of the season - The Operation Yewtree are watching you Poster. Then we move from the website to the pitch, and the nominations are: CPFC Player of the Year – CPFC Goal of the Season – CPFC Signing of the Season (non-loan) CPFC Signing of the season - aka the Sahko award Palace Away day of the Season – CPFC Donkey turned Good Award – Favourite Non-Palace Team of the Year - Favourite Pardew quote of the Season - There are more subjects than I remember! I'm going to have to have a longer think!
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 Michaelawt85 Bexley 18 May 17 12.58pm |
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Can you vote for people who have been red carded?
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Kermit8  Hevon 18 May 17 12.58pm |
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Best Poster – That tennis bird scratching her arse, of course followed by Stirlingsays. Funniest Poster – PTJ - thank the lord for jobs where processes are slow. Best derailed thread of the season - Any where the right-wing nutter gang get's involved. Best Overseas Poster – Are we including Scotland or Northern Ireland in this yet? The HOL Poster boy for Brexit - Sexy Davenot The Best Remain Snowflake - All of us, obviously. Best Thread – Brexit Most boring Poster – Jimenez by a distance. 3,470 miles. Sorry Jim, but your trolling of Nick Zzzzzzzz Most unintentionally funny Poster – Hedgie and Hrolf The best incarnation of Delwboy 2016-17 - Poster Most likely to be Delwboy - Jamiemartin2711717 Best/worst flounce – Uncle Choof (again) Most absurd Transfer Rumour – The staffie memorial Lifetime Achievement Award – The BBC sponsored biggest Bender in General Talk - There's a daisy chain of them to choose from. Need more time. Best Complainer in Palace Talk – Vexleydave Troll of the season - Matt_Himself (think he get's to keep it this time) Sexist thread of the season - "Why are women so stupid that they can't even find the kitchen when they get home and mistakenly go into the one with the tv instead?" The Operation Yewtree are watching you Poster - None. We are all delightful. Then we move from the website to the pitch, and the nominations are: CPFC Player of the Year – Sakho/Wilf draw CPFC Goal of the Season – That Benteke one v Southanpton CPFC Signing of the Season (non-loan) - Townsend CPFC Signing of the season - aka the Sahko award Palace Away day of the Season – CPFC Donkey turned Good Award – Kelly Favourite Non-Palace Team of the Year - Exeter Favourite Pardew quote of the Season - 'I've had her...and her...and her'
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regal_eagle  somewhere 18 May 17 1.02pm |
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Are self-nominations acceptable?
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| Part Time James 18 May 17 1.13pm |
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Ok, had a think: Best Poster – Going to say Michaela and everyone is going to raise their eyebrows like I'm some kind of dodgy perv trying to get in her pants, but she's started some great threads and made some good contributions. Funniest Poster – Mezzer Best derailed thread of the season - Paedophile in the office Best Overseas Poster – Y Ddraig Goch The HOL Poster boy for Brexit - NickGusset The Best Remain Snowflake - JamieMartin (who claims he voted leave) Best Thread – Online Dating with 7mins Most boring Poster – I'm going to win this one day. If I vote for me I think Midlands Eagle will as well so that might be enough! Most unintentionally funny Poster – Mattteo The best incarnation of Delwboy 2016-17 - Is Hedgehog one? Poster Most likely to be Delwboy - Michaelawt85 Best/worst flounce – Hoof, I'm informed he was the only flounce Most absurd Transfer Rumour – Glenn Murray The staffie memorial Lifetime Achievement Award – Willo The BBC sponsored biggest Bender in General Talk - No benders this year, sadly Best Complainer in Palace Talk – Who was it that called Cucking a "cnut" and then said he was reporting everyone's asses for disagreeing with him? Troll of the season - Gallowgate Bender Sexiest thread of the season - Marine Le Pen The Operation Yewtree are watching you Poster. Becky, she likes em young and tight. Then we move from the website to the pitch, and the nominations are: CPFC Player of the Year – Well it has to be Wilf CPFC Goal of the Season – Andros Townsend, the one where he fell asleep before shooting CPFC Signing of the Season (non-loan) Sammy Lee CPFC Signing of the season - aka the Sahko award - Luka Milli Vanilli Palace Away day of the Season – Didn't go to any away games. CPFC Donkey turned Good Award – Wayne Hennessey (again, didn't think he was a donkey but he he was much maligned) Favourite Non-Palace Team of the Year - Burgess Hill Town. Or Huddersfield. I really enjoyed Huddersfield spanking Brighton. Favourite Pardew quote of the Season - "I wish Sam Allardyce all the best. I proper ruined Palace and I'm glad a decent manager has come in and fixed it all for the club I have always loved" Edited by Part Time James (18 May 2017 3.45pm)
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| Part Time James 18 May 17 1.17pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Can you vote for people who have been red carded? It's a tradition. It's also traditional for people to be red carded before the votes are counted.
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| Part Time James 18 May 17 1.18pm |
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Originally posted by regal_eagle
Are self-nominations acceptable? Yes, who were you thinking of self nominating?
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BarEagle  Monmouth 18 May 17 1.22pm |
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Lmfao
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 18 May 17 1.27pm |
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Should have been a category for most random / absurd thread.. There's a few contenders
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| Part Time James 18 May 17 1.29pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Should have been a category for most random / absurd thread.. There's a few contenders Don't be greedy for awards young lady.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 18 May 17 3.44pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Can you vote for people who have been red carded? Yes, just because they can't answer back doesn't mean we can't slag them off like the dirty bas**ards they are.
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