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 Part Time James  07 Apr 17 11.52am |
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No, not a thread about me! When I was at school if I wrote to, let's say Michaela Strachan, asking her to the school disco I'd get no response. Now things go "viral" and everyone thinks that celebs should just cave in and accompany pervy little nerds to school dances. Someone will end up under a patio before this stops, mark my words.
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 Michaelawt85 Bexley 07 Apr 17 12.33pm |
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Michaela's are picky about the company they keep... Drop your standards a bit
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| Part Time James 07 Apr 17 12.38pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Michaela's are picky about the company they keep... Drop your standards a bit
Yeah I know. And when I made you a video it didn't go viral at all and you did not want to go to a disco with me. You took out a restraining order and laughed at my body. Thanks very much.
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| Harry Beever Newbury 07 Apr 17 1.53pm |
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Remember writing to Jimmy Saville asking if he could fix it for me to go on a date with Belinda Carlisle. Kind of glad he didn't reply now.
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| Part Time James 07 Apr 17 2.11pm |
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Originally posted by Harry Beever
Remember writing to Jimmy Saville asking if he could fix it for me to go on a date with Belinda Carlisle. Kind of glad he didn't reply now. I'd have let Jimmy Savile do anything he wanted to. It'd be a minor sacrifice for a moment with the goddess Belinda.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 07 Apr 17 2.25pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Yeah I know. And when I made you a video it didn't go viral at all and you did not want to go to a disco with me. You took out a restraining order and laughed at my body. Thanks very much. I know but even the judge laughed at your worm
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| Part Time James 07 Apr 17 2.33pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
I know but even the judge laughed at your worm Well, no one else is able to train their worm to do that surely?
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 10 Apr 17 3.35pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
No, not a thread about me! When I was at school if I wrote to, let's say Michaela Strachan, asking her to the school disco I'd get no response. Now things go "viral" and everyone thinks that celebs should just cave in and accompany pervy little nerds to school dances. Someone will end up under a patio before this stops, mark my words. Isn't this kind of what Jim'll Fix It was about, but in reverse. With hindsight, that was like Domino's for a paedophile. All I'm saying here is that if Emma Stone was foolish enough to go on a date with me, I suspect I'd need to have a good reasonable doubt defence worked out in advance.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 10 Apr 17 3.36pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
No, not a thread about me! When I was at school if I wrote to, let's say Michaela Strachan, asking her to the school disco I'd get no response. Now things go "viral" and everyone thinks that celebs should just cave in and accompany pervy little nerds to school dances. Someone will end up under a patio before this stops, mark my words. I inherently distrust people who go on dates with celebrities and don't end up on trial for their life.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 10 Apr 17 3.37pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Well, no one else is able to train their worm to do that surely? And you certainly have trained your worm, extensively.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 10 Apr 17 3.40pm |
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Originally posted by Harry Beever
Remember writing to Jimmy Saville asking if he could fix it for me to go on a date with Belinda Carlisle. Kind of glad he didn't reply now. Kid from our school year went on Jim'll Fix it. She was a different kid afterwards, and not in a good way. With hindsight a lot makes sense.
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| Part Time James 10 Apr 17 3.57pm |
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I wrote to Jim'll Fix It but I suspect my folks didn't post my letter as they were a bit suspicious of him even before all this came out. Either that or I was an uglier kid than I remember. I think I wrote a letter to Alanis Morrissette as a kid, but didn't she turn out to be a rug muncher? Otherwise she'd probably have taken me up on my offer of a pearl necklace.
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