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Pikester Worthing 23 Sep 16 9.32pm
I'm spending 3 days in Amsterdam next week with Mrs Pikester. As the HOL is the 'go to place' for advice from sheds to solar panels I naturally post this on here rather than Trip Advisor. Where are the must see places? Best bars, daytrips, museums, restaurants? Most convincing Tranny? I'm sure Superfly used to go about 4 times a year before he became a thespian. Anyone else? Cheers, Pikey. You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.
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Worthing 23 Sep 16 9.32pm

I'm spending 3 days in Amsterdam next week with Mrs Pikester.
As the HOL is the 'go to place' for advice from sheds to solar panels I naturally post this on here rather than Trip Advisor.

Where are the must see places? Best bars, daytrips, museums, restaurants? Most convincing Tranny?

I'm sure Superfly used to go about 4 times a year before he became a thespian.
Anyone else?

Cheers,
Pikey.

You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.

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Michaelawt85 Bexley 23 Sep 16 10.16pm
The red light district is at the back of dam square if memory serves me correctly. Restaurant wise there is a floating Chinese restaurant which is lovely with nice views of an evening but quite pricey (can't remember the name of it ) Edit.just googled its called restaurant sea palace and it's a 3 storey floating restaurant so can't miss it Edited by Michaelawt85 (23 Sep 2016 10.16pm) Edited by Michaelawt85 (23 Sep 2016 10.20pm) When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC
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Bexley 23 Sep 16 10.16pm

The red light district is at the back of dam square if memory serves me correctly.

Restaurant wise there is a floating Chinese restaurant which is lovely with nice views of an evening but quite pricey (can't remember the name of it )

Edit.just googled its called restaurant sea palace and it's a 3 storey floating restaurant so can't miss it

Edited by Michaelawt85 (23 Sep 2016 10.16pm)

Edited by Michaelawt85 (23 Sep 2016 10.20pm)

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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matt_himself Matataland 23 Sep 16 10.25pm
Take Superfly with you and get freaked out by the 'animal look' in his eye when passing the €30 hookers by the church. Then question humanity, your reason for existing and consider living out your days in a monastery. "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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Matataland 23 Sep 16 10.25pm

Take Superfly with you and get freaked out by the 'animal look' in his eye when passing the €30 hookers by the church.

Then question humanity, your reason for existing and consider living out your days in a monastery.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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matt_himself Matataland 23 Sep 16 10.27pm
Originally posted by Pikester I'm spending 3 days in Amsterdam next week with Mrs Pikester. As the HOL is the 'go to place' for advice from sheds to solar panels I naturally post this on here rather than Trip Advisor. Where are the must see places? Best bars, daytrips, museums, restaurants? Most convincing Tranny? I'm sure Superfly used to go about 4 times a year before he became a thespian. Anyone else? Cheers, Pikey. Seriously: Heineken Experience is worth a visit. Little Buddha is a very decent restaurant. The Rijks Museum is worth a visit. Followed by a €10 w* in an animal p* nudey booth. "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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matt_himself

Matataland 23 Sep 16 10.27pm

Originally posted by Pikester

I'm spending 3 days in Amsterdam next week with Mrs Pikester.
As the HOL is the 'go to place' for advice from sheds to solar panels I naturally post this on here rather than Trip Advisor.

Where are the must see places? Best bars, daytrips, museums, restaurants? Most convincing Tranny?

I'm sure Superfly used to go about 4 times a year before he became a thespian.
Anyone else?

Cheers,
Pikey.

Seriously:

Heineken Experience is worth a visit.

Little Buddha is a very decent restaurant.

The Rijks Museum is worth a visit.

Followed by a €10 w*** in an animal p*** nudey booth.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 24 Sep 16 12.29am
Watch out for smug Egghead benders with knives. Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham
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Clapham on the Back 24 Sep 16 12.29am

Watch out for smug Egghead benders with knives.

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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Hoof Hearted 24 Sep 16 10.26am
Haven't been myself, but someone told me about the Sex Museum which has a bicycle with a phallus where the saddle should be and goes up and down as you pedal? [Link]
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Hoof Hearted 24 Sep 16 10.26am

Haven't been myself, but someone told me about the Sex Museum which has a bicycle with a phallus where the saddle should be and goes up and down as you pedal?

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 24 Sep 16 11.18am
modern art museum is a must(may be the Rijks?)think its right near van gogh museum? the sex museum is worth half hour. Chips with molten peanut butter(pindercas)& or mayo!! (Don't forget the boots Pikester) Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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modern art museum is a must(may be the Rijks?)think its right near van gogh museum?
the sex museum is worth half hour.
Chips with molten peanut butter(pindercas)& or mayo!!

(Don't forget the boots Pikester)

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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NEILLO Shoreham-by-Sea 24 Sep 16 11.34am
Originally posted by Pikester I'm spending 3 days in Amsterdam next week with Mrs Pikester. As the HOL is the 'go to place' for advice from sheds to solar panels I naturally post this on here rather than Trip Advisor. Where are the must see places? Best bars, daytrips, museums, restaurants? Most convincing Tranny? I'm sure Superfly used to go about 4 times a year before he became a thespian. Anyone else? Cheers, Pikey. I used to work there, so know the Dam pretty well. Ann Frank's house is worth a visit. And I recommend the cafe opposite where she was known to order food - always ' to go ' apparently. For hearty Dutch food - Pantry on Leidsekruisstraat Indonesian - Long Pura on Rozengracht Pasta y Basta - Italian with singing waiting staff -Nieuwe Spiegelstraat - best to book in advance for this one Drinks - The American Hotel bar for cocktails Vondel Park is worth a stroll around And my personal recommendation for a ' coffee ' is Amnesia on Prinzengracht Most convincing Tranny ? Visit Oriental Village near Central Station, you should have plenty of choice. Oh, and for one of your 5-a-day, the Banana Bar Old, Ungifted and White
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Shoreham-by-Sea 24 Sep 16 11.34am

Originally posted by Pikester

I'm spending 3 days in Amsterdam next week with Mrs Pikester.
As the HOL is the 'go to place' for advice from sheds to solar panels I naturally post this on here rather than Trip Advisor.

Where are the must see places? Best bars, daytrips, museums, restaurants? Most convincing Tranny?

I'm sure Superfly used to go about 4 times a year before he became a thespian.
Anyone else?

Cheers,
Pikey.

I used to work there, so know the Dam pretty well.

Ann Frank's house is worth a visit. And I recommend the cafe opposite where she was known to order food - always ' to go ' apparently.

For hearty Dutch food - Pantry on Leidsekruisstraat
Indonesian - Long Pura on Rozengracht
Pasta y Basta - Italian with singing waiting staff -Nieuwe Spiegelstraat - best to book in advance for this one

Drinks - The American Hotel bar for cocktails

Vondel Park is worth a stroll around

And my personal recommendation for a ' coffee ' is Amnesia on Prinzengracht

Most convincing Tranny ? Visit Oriental Village near Central Station, you should have plenty of choice.

Oh, and for one of your 5-a-day, the Banana Bar

Old, Ungifted and White

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Kermit8 Hevon 24 Sep 16 12.37pm
Don't know if it is still there but The Melkweg if you are interested in hippy history, music and a bit of kulture. Big chest and massive boobs [Link]
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Kermit8

Hevon 24 Sep 16 12.37pm

Don't know if it is still there but The Melkweg if you are interested in hippy history, music and a bit of kulture.

Big chest and massive boobs

[Link]

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ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 24 Sep 16 5.22pm
Been there six times but funnily enough can't remember much about where I was a lot of that time. Red and Blue Army!
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Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 24 Sep 16 5.22pm

Been there six times but funnily enough can't remember much about where I was a lot of that time.

Red and Blue Army!

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Alex1991 Ashford 24 Sep 16 6.12pm
Oriental City is great, 3 floors and an excellent place to eat and people watch. [Link] Got to have fries and an array of sauces from the vendor located everywhere. Think satay and onion is the local favourite ? Also this place is a must. Can't beat some Febo goodness [Link] Grey Area and Greenhouse Centrum for herbal remedies. Have fun ! "Brighton are talking about how they're coming for us. And it's like, we've been waiting in the Premier League for you for ages." Wilfried Zaha, 2017.
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Ashford 24 Sep 16 6.12pm

Oriental City is great, 3 floors and an excellent place to eat and people watch.

[Link]

Got to have fries and an array of sauces from the vendor located everywhere. Think satay and onion is the local favourite ?

Also this place is a must. Can't beat some Febo goodness

[Link]

Grey Area and Greenhouse Centrum for herbal remedies.

Have fun !

"Brighton are talking about how they're coming for us. And it's like, we've been waiting in the Premier League for you for ages." Wilfried Zaha, 2017.

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 24 Sep 16 6.50pm
Originally posted by Alex1991 Oriental City is great, 3 floors and an excellent place to eat and people watch. [Link] Got to have fries and an array of sauces from the vendor located everywhere. Think satay and onion is the local favourite ? Also this place is a must. Can't beat some Febo goodness [Link] Grey Area and Greenhouse Centrum for herbal remedies. Have fun ! Febo bar! lottery. loved it but was bloody sick as a pig 1 night Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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Sussex, ex-Cronx. 24 Sep 16 6.50pm

Originally posted by Alex1991

Oriental City is great, 3 floors and an excellent place to eat and people watch.

[Link]

Got to have fries and an array of sauces from the vendor located everywhere. Think satay and onion is the local favourite ?

Also this place is a must. Can't beat some Febo goodness

[Link]

Grey Area and Greenhouse Centrum for herbal remedies.

Have fun !

Febo bar!
lottery.
loved it but was bloody sick as a pig 1 night

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.