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 PALACE FOR EVER  London 04 Aug 16 3.27pm |
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No its not another sport for The Olympics! The International Olympic Committee provide 450,000 condoms, which is 42 per athlete.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 04 Aug 16 3.32pm |
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Did something similar for the London Olympics. Makes sense when you consider how many very healthy, fit young people you have, in one place. Especially when you consider that drinking is probably a no-no, eating is strictly regulated and getting high utterly out of the question, its not surprising that f**king is a big past time of athletes.
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| Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 04 Aug 16 3.35pm |
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Originally posted by PALACE FOR EVER
No its not another sport for The Olympics! The International Olympic Committee provide 450,000 condoms, which is 42 per athlete. Probably a bit higher when you factor in nobody will be using one on Rebecca Adlington
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 04 Aug 16 3.37pm |
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Originally posted by Superfly
Probably a bit higher when you factor in nobody will be using one on Rebecca Adlington 450,000 condoms and two paper bags.
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| Part Time James 04 Aug 16 3.43pm |
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Can one become pregnant off a pommel horse?
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| Part Time James 04 Aug 16 3.45pm |
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Originally posted by Superfly
Probably a bit higher when you factor in nobody will be using one on Rebecca Adlington Oh mate, that's too much. Good old Rebecca made me proud to be British when she won that swimming thing in Beijing.
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| Part Time James 04 Aug 16 3.49pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
Did something similar for the London Olympics. Makes sense when you consider how many very healthy, fit young people you have, in one place. Especially when you consider that drinking is probably a no-no, eating is strictly regulated and getting high utterly out of the question, its not surprising that f**king is a big past time of athletes. I haven't had alcohol in 14 years or drugs in 5 years but I still don't think I could shag 42 things in the space of a month. And that's even with a fully stocked fruit bowl in the living room.
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| Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 04 Aug 16 3.56pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Oh mate, that's too much. Good old Rebecca made me proud to be British when she won that swimming thing in Beijing. True. I'd forgotten about the swimming thing. When she won her gold doing that swimming thing I would've probably in a moment of madness, overlooked the fact that someone had melted her face, and slipped it one. This time I'm prepared. She'll need to win 3 swimming things. 450,000 used to be the quota just for Sally Gunnell.
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palace_in_frogland  In a broken dream 04 Aug 16 4.02pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Can one become pregnant off a pommel horse? Not if you stick to the ass.
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| Stuk Top half 04 Aug 16 4.04pm |
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Originally posted by Superfly
True. I'd forgotten about the swimming thing. When she won her gold doing that swimming thing I would've probably in a moment of madness, overlooked the fact that someone had melted her face, and slipped it one. This time I'm prepared. She'll need to win 3 swimming things. 450,000 used to be the quota just for Sally Gunnell. That'll be difficult as she retired. Unless they have medals for commentary/punditry. I can't see half the athletes having any energy for f***ing if you look at the stupid arse times that some of the events are on. Swimming finals start at 10 pm Brazilian time, other events don't start until 1.30 am local time.
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| Part Time James 04 Aug 16 4.04pm |
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Originally posted by Superfly
True. I'd forgotten about the swimming thing. When she won her gold doing that swimming thing I would've probably in a moment of madness, overlooked the fact that someone had melted her face, and slipped it one. This time I'm prepared. She'll need to win 3 swimming things. 450,000 used to be the quota just for Sally Gunnell. Good, just lay off the swimming types and stick to the hurdlers. I don't judge Olympic success on appearance, although I once had confusing thoughts about Tom Daley.
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| Part Time James 04 Aug 16 4.05pm |
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Originally posted by palace_in_frogland
Not if you stick to the ass. Is this going to be a springboard for gymnastic puns?
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