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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 20 May 16 10.00pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Yes I know. I don't have to be on there, but I am a woman and by design a nosey fecker. However certain things about Facebook really get my goat.

1. Vague status' e.g.. so upset right now... followed by people asking what's wrong. I call these drama llamas or emotional whores
2. People flogging juiceplus.. here I am in a range rover, working from home
#bossbabe s***e
3. Couples being ott. Boasting about their love and generally attention seeking. U live together tell each other all this in person. sad attention seekers
Bound to think of more. Once I'm on a roll there's no stopping me.

What's your Facebook bug bears

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 20 May 16 10.16pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Baby photos. Toddler photos. No, I don't think your rugrat is cute. F*ck off.

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 20 May 16 11.29pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

Baby photos. Toddler photos. No, I don't think your rugrat is cute. F*ck off.

I actually think other peoples kids are pretty ugly and irritating actually

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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doi209 Flag Fighting for the weak and innocent... 20 May 16 11.37pm Send a Private Message to doi209 Add doi209 as a friend


look at notogreystonequarry

Multi-billion conglomerate trying to dig up a designated area of outstanding natural beauty.

Southeast London is not known for beauty, but other areas have it in spades.

Follow and object to planning when made (please).

 

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Pikester Flag Worthing 21 May 16 12.06am Send a Private Message to Pikester Add Pikester as a friend

I was talking to some friends tonight about this.

Aside from the sad face, what's up hun? drama queens the other thing that pisses me off is when simpletons post something like "Repost this if you think nurses shouldn't be killed by illegal immigrants. I bet not many will have the guts to post this"
or "repost this if you love your kids"
- I'd be quite shocked if you didn't love your kids. Now instead of spending all day on Facebook telling everyone that you do go and spend some time with them and show them..... argghhhh I really must leave the abysmal thing soon.

 


You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.

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We are goin up! Flag Coulsdon 21 May 16 12.10am Send a Private Message to We are goin up! Add We are goin up! as a friend

People that feel the need to share that they've just been for a run in the park. Narcissistic c***s.

 


The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.

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monkey Flag Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 21 May 16 5.08am Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

people who do check ins everywhere they go, I don't give a flying Fook if you're in sainsburys or sitting in Costa with an overpriced cup of froth!!
Young Peeps who don't know how lucky they are who post up some depressing poor me cryptic crap wanting everyone to ask what's up? Because they're not the centre of attention at the moment!!

 

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becky Flag over the moon 21 May 16 6.03am Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Blurry, fat faced, pouting photos (usually taken in bad light) of some ugly, miserable girl with too much make up on....... and always followed by 17 posts of the nature "Gorgeous hun" or some such other whopping great fat lie.

 


A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

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miles18 Flag Telford 21 May 16 6.18am

Hashtags, what the f*** is that all about?

Food. Why do you need to post your breakfast/lunch/dinner all over Facebook?

Them stupid bollocks pictures. The ones where it says stupid s*** like share for one prayer etc.. Because sharing a picture or liking a pic on FB is going to cure people isn't it!! Dick heads.

Only really on FB as I need it for a couple games on my phone and it's mainly full of Palace now anyway. Couldn't give a flying f*** about anything else on there.

 



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Canterbury Palace Flag Whitstable 21 May 16 8.19am Send a Private Message to Canterbury Palace Add Canterbury Palace as a friend

Anyone who posts, or in fact utters the moronic word, selfie. f*** off. Nobody wants to see you pouting into a mirror you odious, attention seeking, vacuous c***.

Now I've got that off my chest I'm off to watch a football game.

 


We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

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Pikester Flag Worthing 21 May 16 8.22am Send a Private Message to Pikester Add Pikester as a friend

Originally posted by becky

Blurry, fat faced, pouting photos (usually taken in bad light) of some ugly, miserable girl with too much make up on....... and always followed by 17 posts of the nature "Gorgeous hun" or some such other whopping great fat lie.

Yes Becky!!

There was a "Post a Picture of Yourself with no Make Up Day" or some other fatuous nonsense and all the comments were like "ooh beautiful" or "natural sexy chick" whereas I'm thinking "Aghhh kill it with fire!!"

 


You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.

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johnfirewall Flag 21 May 16 9.39am Send a Private Message to johnfirewall Add johnfirewall as a friend

The ablsolute rubbish that get's shared. Be it those soppy memes or propaganda like the fake Houses Of Parliament images, showing it full when discussing their payrise and empty when debating cuts etc.

The 'Trending' column which is always sh1t about celebrities and allegedly manupulated by Facebook themselves to focus on more left wing issues.

 

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