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 matt_himself  Matataland 28 Sep 15 3.07pm |
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I was thinking that maybe we should have a reality-type thing based upon s***ting. We could set targets each week - maybe who can have the most, the biggest, the one that most looks like Gus Poyet, the one in the most unusual place - and then after twelve weeks, HOL's champion s***ter could be named based on a predetermined points system. Who is up for this?
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| Part Time James 28 Sep 15 4.10pm |
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Maybe we could put it on TV. Could Gillian McKeith get a part on the panel? Kind of like a sh*t critic version of Simon Cowell. Maybe she could spin around on a chair like in The Voice lamenting failed endeavours from constipated contestants. Just thinking out loud now, this as probably already been done. Edited by Part Time James (28 Sep 2015 4.10pm)
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| Hoof Hearted 28 Sep 15 4.33pm | |
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It could be done online with all contestants required to "log on"
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| Part Time James 28 Sep 15 4.35pm |
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Quote Hoof Hearted at 28 Sep 2015 4.33pm
It could be done online with all contestants required to "log on"
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| robforbe cornwall 28 Sep 15 4.44pm |
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Beare green service station, absolutely chomping at the bit, there is one Disabled/unisex bog which was occupied with a woman waiting to go in, my need was great,when it became free I literally picked up this woman and moved her out of the way and went in to unleash hell ,it was a proper pan busting power dump. Lancing beach public convenience, been out for a long beach walk on a nice September day , when I out of the blue I got the rumble from down under, walked like a penguin/ cowboy, got there- couldn't drop my kekks quick enough, pure silage shot out of my arris at an almost vertical angle with the force of an industrial power washer went everywhere - up the wall about 5 feet, round the bowl, on the floor- everywhere except the pan, Pity the poor barsteward that was on the cleaning rota!
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| Mr Palaceman 28 Sep 15 4.46pm |
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Quote Hoof Hearted at 28 Sep 2015 4.33pm
It could be done online with all contestants required to "log on"
"You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead" Stan Laurel |
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| robforbe cornwall 28 Sep 15 4.51pm |
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You would not think that you could make things worse in the cubicle at The Cherries on a match day- I did though!
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| robforbe cornwall 28 Sep 15 5.02pm |
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Redhill multi story car park, been out for the day with my mum, she had done some laundry for me, walking back to my car when the panic set in- nowhere to turn the bogs were too far away, nothing for it had to leave a rather large walnut whip in the corner of the carpark, cleaned up with a sock.
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| robforbe cornwall 28 Sep 15 5.08pm |
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There was a similar thread on here or the bbs, where someone went into the bogs in the Holmesdale and commented that the previous incumbent had done something which looked like 'king kong had crammed himself into the pan', and that the s***ee surely must had died passing that!
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| Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 28 Sep 15 5.46pm |
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In Amsterdam*, I once did a plopsy so huge that I had to take a photo of it which I have retained to this day. I'm sure the mods wouldn't appreciate me posting it up so pm me if you would like a butchers.
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| mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 28 Sep 15 5.47pm |
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Quote matt_himself at 28 Sep 2015 3.07pm
I was thinking that maybe we should have a reality-type thing based upon s***ting. We could set targets each week - maybe who can have the most, the biggest, the one that most looks like Gus Poyet, the one in the most unusual place - and then after twelve weeks, HOL's champion s***ter could be named based on a predetermined points system. Who is up for this?
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| rednblueblood 28 Sep 15 10.49pm |
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Last year I went out for a meal and a few beers.On the walk home I felt the need of the loo. When I got home,around 12ish,my wife was in bed and I had forgotten my keys.15 mins of calling her phone and knocking on the door did not wake her up. By now I was busting,so in the dark I walked round to the back garden and took a dump behind the shed on a patch of waste ground were was weeds grow. After I managed to wake the wife and get in,get myself cleaned up and a good nights sleep. In the morning I returned to the scene of the crime and gave it a proper burial.
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