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 rednblueblood 18 Sep 15 9.38pm |
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Drivers,avoid punctures by filling your tyres with concrete. The small increase in petroleum will be covered by the fact that you will never have to buy new tyres.
In dog beers I’ve only had one. |
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kayjaybee  orpington 18 Sep 15 10.16pm |
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if you put smaller wheels on the front of your car and bigger ones on the back, in effect your car will be rolling downhill so you shouldn't ever need to put petrol in, admittedly reversing will be tricky
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| Qwijibo Bournemouth 20 Sep 15 7.22pm |
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Smoke crack.
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| Red-Blue-Yellow Surrey 23 Sep 15 12.34pm |
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When in a Gay Bar, never ask if you can push someone's stool in.
I also enjoy posting on: Love Everton Forum, the Acceptable Face of Scouse Football. |
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| rednblueblood 03 Oct 15 5.40pm |
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Dog owners, when out with your pet and the call of nature happens, scoop their mess up and put it in a little plastic bag,and for that extra touch,hang it on a nearby tree or bush,decorating an already beautiful piece of fauna.
In dog beers I’ve only had one. |
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| Hoof Hearted 04 Oct 15 12.01pm | |
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I have a "Top Tips" pen that I won by having 2 letters published in Viz in the 90's. They also gave me 2 years subscription and the Crap Jokes book. I've still got over 100 Viz comics, some annuals and other Viz related tat (that my Mrs wants rid of LOL). I wish I had the original early Viz comics... they are worth a mint now. My little stash is probably quite valuable.
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 04 Oct 15 12.06pm |
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Quote Hoof Hearted at 04 Oct 2015 12.01pm
I have a "Top Tips" pen that I won by having 2 letters published in Viz in the 90's. They also gave me 2 years subscription and the Crap Jokes book. I've still got over 100 Viz comics, some annuals and other Viz related tat (that my Mrs wants rid of LOL). I wish I had the original early Viz comics... they are worth a mint now. My little stash is probably quite valuable.
Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? |
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| Hoof Hearted 04 Oct 15 12.11pm | |
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Quote kingdowieonthewall at 04 Oct 2015 12.06pm
Quote Hoof Hearted at 04 Oct 2015 12.01pm
I have a "Top Tips" pen that I won by having 2 letters published in Viz in the 90's. They also gave me 2 years subscription and the Crap Jokes book. I've still got over 100 Viz comics, some annuals and other Viz related tat (that my Mrs wants rid of LOL). I wish I had the original early Viz comics... they are worth a mint now. My little stash is probably quite valuable.
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| Plane Bromley 04 Oct 15 12.14pm |
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Never wipe your ar$e with a broken bottle!
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| Red-Blue-Yellow Surrey 05 Oct 15 7.14pm |
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To keep your toilet spotlessly clean without using chemicals harmful to the environment, simply put clingfilm over it.
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| Red-Blue-Yellow Surrey 05 Oct 15 7.16pm |
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Porridge is not a contraceptive.
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| lankygit Lincoln 05 Oct 15 9.18pm |
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Make people think you own a parrot by applying bird droppings to one side of your jacket.
Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? [Link] |
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