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matt_himself Matataland 08 Sep 15 9.37pm
[Link] How would you feel if you found out the 'woman' who told you she 'only liked it up the arse' was actually Superfly in a wig? "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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Matataland 08 Sep 15 9.37pm

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How would you feel if you found out the 'woman' who told you she 'only liked it up the arse' was actually Superfly in a wig?

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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Tom-the-eagle Croydon 08 Sep 15 9.47pm
Weird yes, but also strangely erotic.. "It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit
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Croydon 08 Sep 15 9.47pm

Weird yes, but also strangely erotic..

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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oldcodger 08 Sep 15 9.57pm
Even in a p-o-r-n-o this would seem far fetched. Edited by oldcodger (08 Sep 2015 9.59pm)
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08 Sep 15 9.57pm

Even in a p-o-r-n-o this would seem far fetched.

Edited by oldcodger (08 Sep 2015 9.59pm)

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matt_himself Matataland 09 Sep 15 7.31am
Quote oldcodger at 08 Sep 2015 9.57pm Even in a p-o-r-n-o this would seem far fetched. Edited by oldcodger (08 Sep 2015 9.59pm) I think it would be far fetched compared to a p*.. For example, Captain Stabbin' wouldn't get up to the shenanigans these women got up to, he would just nob women who asked for a tour in his yacht. Whilst wearing a captains hat. Rocco Sifrede would just hang about the toilets of a p* convention and then do aspiring actresses up the clacker whilst holding their heads in urinals. In POV Gonzo GILF films there is no discernible storyline at all, just the pounding in multiple orifices of a mature lady by a group of tattooed men. Modern p* writers need to bring back the story, and dare I say, the mystery into p*. Taking inspiration from stories such as the attached would be a good start. "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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Matataland 09 Sep 15 7.31am

Quote oldcodger at 08 Sep 2015 9.57pm

Even in a p-o-r-n-o this would seem far fetched.

Edited by oldcodger (08 Sep 2015 9.59pm)

I think it would be far fetched compared to a p***.. For example, Captain Stabbin' wouldn't get up to the shenanigans these women got up to, he would just nob women who asked for a tour in his yacht. Whilst wearing a captains hat. Rocco Sifrede would just hang about the toilets of a p*** convention and then do aspiring actresses up the clacker whilst holding their heads in urinals. In POV Gonzo GILF films there is no discernible storyline at all, just the pounding in multiple orifices of a mature lady by a group of tattooed men.

Modern p*** writers need to bring back the story, and dare I say, the mystery into p***. Taking inspiration from stories such as the attached would be a good start.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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sickboy Deal or Croydon 09 Sep 15 8.25am
Quote matt_himself at 08 Sep 2015 9.37pm [Link] How would you feel if you found out the 'woman' who told you she 'only liked it up the arse' was actually Superfly in a wig? Every holes a goal.
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Deal or Croydon 09 Sep 15 8.25am

Quote matt_himself at 08 Sep 2015 9.37pm

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How would you feel if you found out the 'woman' who told you she 'only liked it up the arse' was actually Superfly in a wig?

Every holes a goal.

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Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 09 Sep 15 8.32am
How many more times do you want me to apologise? Lend me a Tenor 31 May to 3 June 2017 John McIntosh Arts Centre London Oratory School SW6 1RX with Superfly in the chorus [Link]
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The sun always shines in Catford 09 Sep 15 8.32am

How many more times do you want me to apologise?

Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
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Frickin Saweet South Cronx 09 Sep 15 8.58am
Quote matt_himself at 09 Sep 2015 7.31am Quote oldcodger at 08 Sep 2015 9.57pm Even in a p-o-r-n-o this would seem far fetched. Edited by oldcodger (08 Sep 2015 9.59pm) I think it would be far fetched compared to a p*.. For example, Captain Stabbin' wouldn't get up to the shenanigans these women got up to, he would just nob women who asked for a tour in his yacht. Whilst wearing a captains hat. Rocco Sifrede would just hang about the toilets of a p* convention and then do aspiring actresses up the clacker whilst holding their heads in urinals. In POV Gonzo GILF films there is no discernible storyline at all, just the pounding in multiple orifices of a mature lady by a group of tattooed men. Modern p* writers need to bring back the story, and dare I say, the mystery into p. Taking inspiration from stories such as the attached would be a good start. Who has the time to settle down to a feature length p**. these days? People just want a quick pull over their smartphone.
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Quote matt_himself at 09 Sep 2015 7.31am

Quote oldcodger at 08 Sep 2015 9.57pm

Even in a p-o-r-n-o this would seem far fetched.

Edited by oldcodger (08 Sep 2015 9.59pm)

Modern p*** writers need to bring back the story, and dare I say, the mystery into p***. Taking inspiration from stories such as the attached would be a good start.

Who has the time to settle down to a feature length p***. these days? People just want a quick pull over their smartphone.

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dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 09 Sep 15 9.01am
I dont find my smart phone that sexy to be honest. 3D p*** is for winners. "It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"
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dannyh

wherever I lay my hat....... 09 Sep 15 9.01am

I dont find my smart phone that sexy to be honest.

3D p*** is for winners.

"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

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Part Time James 09 Sep 15 11.35am
Quote matt_himself at 08 Sep 2015 9.37pm [Link] How would you feel if you found out the 'woman' who told you she 'only liked it up the arse' was actually Superfly in a wig? Depends whether or not I got a reach around.
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Quote matt_himself at 08 Sep 2015 9.37pm

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How would you feel if you found out the 'woman' who told you she 'only liked it up the arse' was actually Superfly in a wig?

Depends whether or not I got a reach around.

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Hoof Hearted 09 Sep 15 5.57pm
Matt...... do you not find the plot/storylines of Faketaxi.com compelling? I'm always on edge as the taxi driver suggests an alternative method of payment for the journey or persuades the young fit Serbian lass it is customary for her to get her t1ts out on her first journey in a London black cab.
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Hoof Hearted 09 Sep 15 5.57pm

Matt...... do you not find the plot/storylines of Faketaxi.com compelling?

I'm always on edge as the taxi driver suggests an alternative method of payment for the journey or persuades the young fit Serbian lass it is customary for her to get her t1ts out on her first journey in a London black cab.

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sa_eagle Just outside Cape Town 09 Sep 15 6.18pm
Quote matt_himself at 08 Sep 2015 9.37pm [Link] How would you feel if you found out the 'woman' who told you she 'only liked it up the arse' was actually Superfly in a wig? I read the article and laughed like a drain. One has to wonder about the mental state of her friend though! Cynic or realist? It's a fine line!
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Just outside Cape Town 09 Sep 15 6.18pm

Quote matt_himself at 08 Sep 2015 9.37pm

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How would you feel if you found out the 'woman' who told you she 'only liked it up the arse' was actually Superfly in a wig?

I read the article and laughed like a drain.

One has to wonder about the mental state of her friend though!

Cynic or realist? It's a fine line!

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matt_himself Matataland 10 Sep 15 6.59am
Quote Hoof Hearted at 09 Sep 2015 5.57pm Matt...... do you not find the plot/storylines of Faketaxi.com compelling? I'm always on edge as the taxi driver suggests an alternative method of payment for the journey or persuades the young fit Serbian lass it is customary for her to get her t1ts out on her first journey in a London black cab. Fake taxi is indeed an interesting development in the field of gonzo p* and it is quite amazing how many times the cabbie finds himself in situations where his passengers willingly allow him to f* them. You may also wish to check on the adventures of the Chavinator. He leads an interesting life. "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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matt_himself

Matataland 10 Sep 15 6.59am

Quote Hoof Hearted at 09 Sep 2015 5.57pm

Matt...... do you not find the plot/storylines of Faketaxi.com compelling?

Fake taxi is indeed an interesting development in the field of gonzo p*** and it is quite amazing how many times the cabbie finds himself in situations where his passengers willingly allow him to f*** them.

You may also wish to check on the adventures of the Chavinator. He leads an interesting life.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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